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Here is a link that I found from AVS. I think it's hilarious.
http://www.luminanti.com/goldenc.html
Some of my favorite things that this stuff can do:
* aligns and balances chakras and merdians
* balances and cleanses aura (mist over head & let fall all around the body to the feet)
* acts as a negative ion generator
* clears stressful emotions and negative thought forms
* clears all negative energy from crystals, food, rooms, people, pets & whatever you want to use it for
* facilitates focus and clarity in work and play
* disperses anger
* clears bed of nightmare energy and previous energy of dreams
* creates environment for visionary dreams
* neutralizes negative or hateful thought forms
* anchors shifts of healing session & continues the clearing of all that has not been released
* discharges "unwanted entities" and sends them to the Light
* assists in bringing more healing light into the physical body and aura
Wow, quite the product. I've been looking for a product that could neutralize my negative thought forms and discharge "unwanted entities" and send them to the Light! And only $15 for 1/2 oz!
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Hmm, so $15 for 0.5 oz. So a shot (1.25~1.5 oz) would run me the same price as a bottle of Oban? I think I'll stick with scotch.
[black]-"The further we go and older we grow, the more we know, the less we show."[/black]
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shareholder in the making
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I like the "how we make it" section. Congratulations, you've just bought an expensive little teeny bottle of ... water!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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We used to call that genre of stuff "bat spit" in our house. Then my mother-in-law produced a real, live news story about how credible scientists had concluded that bat saliva actually helped people in the process of having a stroke. So, now we need a new name for it.
Incredible.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Here's my favorite quote:
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Note: no actual lithium is in the water.
Only the energetics of lithium & the other minerals
is contained in the water.
KEEP REFRIGERATED
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What's an energetic, anyway?
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shareholder in the making
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I gotta get me a bronze pyramid!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Why did I not learn about "Sacred Geometry" in school? Would have have made me less of a spaz?
jr
"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." C Hitchens
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we need to get a list of the people who are stupid enough to order this crap, and try to prevent them from fornicating.. heaven forbid, these people should start to reproduce and create more dumba$$e$ for us to deal with.
bigjohn
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH??
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Don't be silly. It's great for polishing my Unobtanium samples..
Exaudio ergo cogito ergo sum
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Hmm... maybe some of that Gallium rock would make good cable risers...
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