Oh Man - I'm DYING here. I had to stop laughing befroe I could post. That is WAY too funny.
Oddly, it looks like you managed to capture me just as I was exiting from our grocery store on one of my shopping expeditions.
spiff, I didn't realize you had your own costume too. (And you look fabulous, I might add). Just a couple of insights based on my experience.
1. Steer clear of biker bars, those guys are NO fun and have little respect for The Tick.
2. Do NOT play golf on a hot day with the the suit. By the third hole, I began to experience tremendous chafing.
3. Keep the suit locked up - I have caught bigjohn trying to break into the closet twice now. He blubbered some excuse about wanting to feel pretty and that Texas has ticks that are that big and he wanted to join them.
Bren - you are one beautifully twisted guy. It has been some time since I have laughed this hard. Seriously, can anybody figure out where that "quirky humor" is that was mentioned?