Is that, like, totally for augmentation or can it be used reconstructively as well?
I think they should also make a penile implant called "one i," or "1i." It would contain cell phone components so you could set it on vibrate, take pix (in little or no light), listen to Queensryche, or phone to change next week's dental appointment. The ultimate multi-tasking schmuck for your putz.
It would also free up a pocket for other things, like a hole at the bottom.
"Ya rolls the dice and ya takes yer chanskes."