is today! Everything's on sale. I know, I'm sorry. Some of you live, like, 1,200 miles from the nearest one. The one 3 miles from me and Lampy just bit it, so now it's about 16 miles to the nearest one. No, I don't care that I'm a dinosaur.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.