I'll start...

"I wonder where my Blackberry is - I've looked all over for it"
"Oh well, better get the laundry started so it'll be ready by morning"

M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39
M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1
LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8