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Posted By: Rapmon Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 03:33 AM
I'm so used to low-fi and my old receiver that has a volume knob that goes from 0 to 10. Well I get a new HK 240 and I turn it on before I have the speakers hooked up to check if it works,(it was dented in shipping, thanks UPS), so the volume display shows dB and I still wasn't clear what that meant so I set it to "ZERO" and turn it off. When I hooked up my speakers and turned it on to my favorite Rush CD, my daughter nearly fell off the couch and my two cats flew out of the room. It was funny. Now I understand dB. The speakers are great by the way.
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 05:12 AM
There's a Spinal Tap joke in there somewhere.
Posted By: BrenR Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 07:23 AM
"These go to zero!"

Bren R.
Posted By: F107plus5 Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 12:02 PM
My two earlier Onkyos' used the older linear scale as well. But my newer one uses both linear AND db as an option.

Thankfully the default is linear, or I would have preceeded you with this anticdote!
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 02:47 PM
Good one, Bren!
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 05:02 PM
In reply to:

anticdote



anticdote
noun
a short and amusing story about ants


Posted By: F107plus5 Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/23/06 08:33 PM
Or ants considering a fish disease while looking for food in a residence with an unhealthy aquarium.


Posted By: Ray3 Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 01:40 PM
Why are we talking about anticdotes? Did someone get a poisonous snake bite?
Posted By: Ajax Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 02:03 PM
an·tic·dotes, noun - those who are excessively fond of playful, silly, or ludicrous acts. (Oh Oh! We may have a few board members who fit that definition! )

Now we need definitions for:

at·tic·dotes?

ant·arc·tic·dotes?

an·ti·tic·dotes?
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 03:03 PM
ant•arc•tic•dote
noun
A fancier of frozen insects and circle pieces who is afflicted with involuntary muscle spasms.
Posted By: Spoiler Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 05:48 PM
at-tic-dote noun
One who has an extreme fondness for the highest enclosed area in a structure.

Posted By: James_T Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 06:40 PM
Snakes? On a plane? Oh no!
Posted By: Ken.C Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 08:54 PM
an•ec•dolt
noun
someone who repeatedly tells a boring story
Posted By: Ajax Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 09:49 PM
an•ti•dolt
noun
fcapio
Posted By: Ken.C Re: Humor at my expense!! - 04/24/06 10:01 PM
No, no,

the accurate definition is the antonymn of fcapio
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