OK. I've received a few messages about the old sock monkey freaking people out ("He's looking at me!") I am not sure what you all are so paranoid about.

Anyway, I put up a temporary avatar until I get something better. Maybe no more sock monkeys.... Not sure why I ever used it anyway since I've never owned a sock monkey, but anyway....

I liked the sock monkey, even though I know he was staring at me.

I miss the sock monkey, I just figured you used it to cover your big bertha driver, ha ha.

Pork Fat Rules.

OK. New monkey.... I did think that the bacon one was funny though.

Plus here is the original sock monkey and my last sock monkey for the "archives."

WOW. Look at those ears!

Are you looking at me?

Nick, not only was your sock monkey staring at me, he was calling me at odd hours in the night. My restraining order is in the mail.

Sean, they make meds for that kind of stuff

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Sean, they make meds for that kind of stuff

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Monkey-Be-Gone in chewable tablets?

That might work

I'll call in some Monkey-be-Gone to your local pharmacy for you. How about 500 mg?

And re: the new avatar: mmmmm.... bacon....

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I'll call in some Monkey-be-Gone to your local pharmacy for you. How about 500 mg?

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FYI, there's a recently released generic version...Simian-shoo.

That's weird. Out here in Virginia they sell it as Ape-Away.

Maybe it's just us Californians, but I thought it was primate prozac.

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That's weird. Out here in Virginia they sell it as Ape-Away.

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Are those the Orang pills I've seen?

See what you started, Nick?

Sad thing, I see more thought given here than more of the audio posts.

Bren R.

It's the power of the monkey (and a little bacon)!