I know we have some Haiku fans on here, so check this out:

Haiku

I do not see how
you could post about haiku
without the right form

Those really are quite
funny. I like the one re
the prepress prophet.

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Odd people gracefully help
Friends, I like corn dogs

Haiku as an art
form. Interesting.
Too many squirrels live.

I am sorry that
The proper form was not used
Hope this is better

I know we have some
Haiku fans at Axiom
So check this page out.

Ah thank you so much
For rendering your posting
into this format.

A
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You guys can just go
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Well, that's what I think!

I would expect that
Kind of thing from a man so
vulgar as you, Doc.

Nothing more annoys
Than speech like the Swedish Chef
All that: Bork! Bork! Bork!

Bren R.

An optimist thinks
like this: When life gives you AIDS,
just make lemon-AIDS.

The Eagles will win
The Monday night football game
Favre will throw many picks.

Haiku threads like this
Can make most seem like poets.
Reiterate "seem."

Someone is quite a
Smartass this evening. He must
Have had a bad day.

In headphone thread, Ken
Poked fun at so-called geeks. Ken
Only hurt himself.

Clearly some do not
understand that geek can be
a positive term.

Poetry geeks pose.
Real poets reinvent language
To do their bidding.

Fan clubs abound to
Hold torch for positive things.
Billy Ray Cyrus.

It is truly sad
When someone writes haiku with
Extra syllables.

I am so sorry
I have only five fingers
on my counting hand

You are all crazy
For writing haikus on board
Have fun anyway!

If you walked into
my office talking like this
I'd up your meds fast

Remind me to walk
Into your office talking
In crazy haiku.

Medic8r please
Give me some medication
So I can get high!

Since your birthday is
In two weeks and you've been good,
Brain Candy for you!

My Mazda is sweet
And makes me want to drive fast -
"Zoom zoom" ain't no joke!

I am so jealous
My car is long in the tooth
I'll trade up one day

driving toothy cars
no longer frequenting bars
parenthood is fun

(nice one Peter)

Axioms sound great
leaps and bounds above the rest
home theater bliss.