The "Just Say Something Really Stupid" Thread

I eat lightning, and my farts are thunderclaps.

Your turn.

I like cheese.

You're nuttier than squirrel poop.

I'm 'happily' going to spend $1999 on a Denon Blu-ray player.

When i turned on my new BOSE sound system it was like a "veil" was lifted and i was hearing music for the first time. (the second part was for you Ken)
Jake

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I'm 'happily' going to spend $1999 on a Denon Blu-ray player.

I would rather eat rancid tuna salad out of my own ass.

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I would rather eat rancid tuna salad out of my own ass.

Ew.

Remind me not to toss Haoleb's salad.

Ok,

Something really stupid.

You're not supposed to be able to say something really stupid and be a smartass at the same time.

I've always said that it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

Good point. Ignorance is bliss, and I'd rather keep all bliss out of my ass.

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I would rather eat rancid tuna salad out of my own ass.

Dam dude...

And better still to be a wiseass.

alright, 'refer to any of my prior posts' :P

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I would rather eat rancid tuna salad out of my own ass.

Dam dude...

Hey you guys asked for it! I cant honestly say that its my original quote, I heard it on a track called "rsvp" on a Chumbawumba album. I got a kick out of it though

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I'm going to let Britney Spears babysit my 2 year old while I go catch a movie.

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Go catch a movie? When you have a home theater? Wow! That IS stupid!

S-P-A-C-E - - - M-O-N-K-E-Y-S

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Go catch a movie? When you have a home theater? Wow! That IS stupid!

Yeah, actually, I agree. I haven't been to a theater since the Axioms arrived l8 months ago. In my urge to say something stupid, I said something stupid!

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Axioms arrived l8 months ago.

El-eight months ago? Is that more or less square than L7?

Bren R.

Perhaps L8 = Late. Like "late, months ago"

"Eats, shoots and leaves" v. "Eats shoots and leaves"

Uhhhh, it was an IQ test?

You passed!

I can't help but say stoopid things today, it seems.

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Uhhhh, it was an IQ test? You passed!

I bet Mojo's son would STILL beat me on it.

Bren R.

After reading our posts, he says we all have a lot of growing up to do. I told him that growing up is over-rated.

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After reading our posts, he says we all have a lot of growing up to do. I told him that growing up is over-rated.

"To be childish keeps you young, but to be treated like a child makes you old too soon..." - Danish rock band D-A-D.

Bren R.

Han har skrevet.

He has scribed/written?

Bren R.

Han har skrevet tv-serien Neverwhere for BBC, som han senere skrev om til romanform.