For those of you not in the know, every week the folks at Late Show with David Letterman accept viewer submissions for a Top Ten list that gets posted on the web. After many weeks of trying, I've finally launched one onto the list. I'm number 8 on "Top Ten Things Elvis Presley Would Say If He Were Alive Today"

Congrats, doc. Say, you wouldn't be beating your own cowbell?

Hey, good job. I used to watch Letterman all of the time during my high school/community college years, but gave it up when I had to start arriving at work at 6:30 am. Now that I'm starting at 11:00, I've reverted. I never outgrew him, and I don't feel bad about that.

So, I suppose you're going to take this as documented proof that you're funny or clever or something? You're nearly famous now.

Congrats, JP. That is very funny. And very cool. What a country!

Very cool, JP! We can laugh at your jokes now that we have proof that your funny.

Very nice JP, I always thought you were funny.

Good show, doc, but we're expecting you to try harder(spend a little less time on your practice)so that you'll do better than no. 8 next time.

I'm still waiting for that pilot you sent to Comedy Central to get greenlighted. You know, the one about the doctor who rushes through his appointments so he can get back to his internet addiction?

Peter, that's too far out to fly. These things have to have at least a remote connection to reality.

That guy is slightly more likable than the guy who makes his patients wait while he posts more ramblings.

Just slightly.