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Posted By: pmbuko I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 03:56 AM
You can too.

This is a free "prequel" (via iTunes only) to the upcoming movie The Darjeeling Limited.
Posted By: JohnK Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 04:24 AM
Who's Natalie Portman and why is her butt important?
Posted By: Mojo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 04:34 AM
She's Princess Amedumdum from Star Wars. Her butt is not important to me.
Posted By: CV Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 04:50 AM
I like Natalie Portman. She's pretty funny. I really like the old interview clips of her when she was promoting The Professional.

Yes, her character in Star Wars was pretty lame, but then so was everyone's.
Posted By: Mojo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 04:57 AM
I thought she was absolutely excellent in V even though she messed up her accent a couple of times.

Leon The Professional was an excellent movie. I forgot that she was in it.
Posted By: Andrea Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 12:47 PM
She was also great in Garden State - a quirky but excellent movie.
Posted By: Jc Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 12:58 PM
I first noticed her in Beautiful Girls . . . a good movie for the eternal teenager in every man. She was quite good, it was easy to see her emerging talent.
Posted By: Ken.C Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 02:16 PM
Wow, I saw her in the movie with Sally Fields, and she was just awful. I haven't been able to take her seriously since, especially with the Star Wars debacle on top of that.
Posted By: zhimbo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 02:49 PM
For those who missed the the first time around..

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/149127/natalie_portman_snl_gangsta_rapper/

It was on network TV, yet it isn't exactly work safe, either.

Anyway, I'm very pro-Natalie Portman. George Lucas ruins actors, don't judge her by Star Wars.
Posted By: Jc Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 03:12 PM
Hi,

I cannot comment on her work in the movie with Sally Fields; I have not seen it but a critic wrote these words for her in Beautiful Girls . . .

Portman was memorable as the little girl in The Professional, but her work here throws off an eeriness in its revelation of such huge talent in one so young. Jeff Millar, Houston Chronicle,
Posted By: alan Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 05:18 PM
Yeah, it's strange. As a teen-ager, she was great in The Professional, but she's been lousy in everything else I've seen her in. I also saw her some years ago in a live production of a Chekhov play at the outdoor Delacorte Theater in New York's Central Park, where she came riding onstage on a horse. She was unconvincing in that play as well, although the horse was quite believable. Some of the other actors in that production--Meryl Streep, John Goodman, Christopher Walken--were excellent.

Regards,
Posted By: CV Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 05:23 PM
I would agree and say she's not the greatest actress, or at least, she doesn't choose the best roles for herself. Besides Leon: The Professional, I really liked her in Garden State, even though I didn't like the movie. That's about it. I think I've been more impressed with her interviews.

I never did see Beautiful Girls. I may have to do that sometime.

Oh, and she wasn't a teenager in The Professional. I believe she was 11, right? Maybe 12?
Posted By: medic8r Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/27/07 06:33 PM
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... although the horse was quite believable.





Posted By: BrenR Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 12:03 AM
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... although the horse was quite believable.





Oh, damn... I missed that in my cursory glance through.

Well played, Alan!

Bren R.
Posted By: haylo75 Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 12:30 AM
So no one liked Natalie in V for Vendetta? I thought she did a pretty good job in that. I really liked Garden State, but more because I thought Zach Braff actually did a decent job with the script.
Posted By: spiffnme Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 02:06 AM
I enjoyed her in V as well...and Garden State is a fav of mine.
Posted By: Mojo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 02:10 AM
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So no one liked Natalie in V for Vendetta?




Doesn't my vote count?
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 11:42 AM
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Doesn't my vote count?




Not until you come up with a new avatar....


Actually, I've always liked your current one....
Posted By: medic8r Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 05:33 PM
Perchance, did you see Zarak's dog lingering around her with anticipation in his eyes?
Posted By: JaimeG Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 05:39 PM
dude, that's just wrong
...now I need a shrink to remove that mental picture.
Posted By: Mojo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 05:53 PM
Dogs must wonder why we choose to smell everything but each other.
Posted By: medic8r Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 05:53 PM
Ha! I have to admit that I lol'd at myself. Actually it was a GOL, giggling like Homer J. Simpson.

Funny, there's a lot of mental illness in Fredericksburg. It seems to follow me wherever I go. Nothing like creating your own business.
Posted By: haylo75 Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 09:00 PM
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So no one liked Natalie in V for Vendetta?




Doesn't my vote count?


My apologies, sir!
Posted By: Mojo Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 09:07 PM

Posted By: tomtuttle Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/28/07 10:57 PM
If we didn't have shrinks, would there still be crazy people?
Posted By: Zarak Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/29/07 12:27 AM
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Perchance, did you see Zarak's dog lingering around her with anticipation in his eyes?




My dog, Ollie, is pretty into that too. He wouldn't be lingering with anticipation though, he'd be diving right in there.

Must take after his old man.

The way you guys comment on things, I just realized I need to clarify that while Ollie might go after anything he can get a piece of, his dad is strictly females, specifically my lovely wife. (why do I feel someone will still find a way to twist this on me)
Posted By: CV Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/29/07 03:07 AM
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(why do I feel someone will still find a way to twist this on me)




Don't worry. We all believe you.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: I just saw Natalie Portman's butt! - 09/29/07 12:34 PM
wink-wink.
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