What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?

Posted by: medic8r

What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/26/07 01:51 PM

I keep getting the urge to share funny things with you guys (the mind boggles), but I feel weird putting them in the Jokes thread. They're not the traditional jokes.

So instead of putting every single one in a new post, I thought that I'd offer a new thread and see if it catches on. I'm hoping that this thread can be an additional place where we can all visit when we need a laugh.

My first offering is a few bumper stickers that I saw online. These I ordered and will actually put on my car. They make quite the pair:

"Be nice to America - or we'll bring democracy to your country!"
"At least the war on the environment is going well"

This one I bought for a friend, but it may apply to me as well:

"Not even I can prevent narcissism."
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/26/07 04:55 PM

I am in Windows HELL at work today and am not in the mood for funny.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/26/07 11:40 PM

Peter being in Windows HELL makes me laugh!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/07 01:22 PM

Here's a funny top ten list of "Unfortunately Named People". The comments offer as many good ones as the list!
Posted by: samandnoah

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/07 10:25 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Here's a funny top ten list of "Unfortunately Named People". The comments offer as many good ones as the list!


Yup, Dr. Richard Chopp is quite a legend in Austin! \:\) I was going to add that one if it wasn't there.

Rich
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 03:09 PM

Door cleaners, annoyed with people who leave smudges on the door's glass instead of pushing on the handle, do the only sensible thing: remove the glass and record what happens.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 03:39 PM

That's almost as good as this revenge video made by someone tired of their roommate slamming the front door...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=17822288
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 04:08 PM

My pet peeve is people that step on the threshold of the door frame where the weatherstripping is... step OVER the door frame... you don't step onto the rocker panels when you get in your car, do you?

Maybe I'll have to set up an IED attached to the threshold and record the hilarity.

Bren R.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 04:20 PM

That sounds like an appropriate level of response.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 04:26 PM

I never said it had to remove a leg.

Besides, you're Irish, you should understand the draw.

Bren R.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 04:30 PM

Scottish, bub. +Swedish. I hack off people's legs, not blow them up.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 04:42 PM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
Scottish, bub.

Bub?! Who are you - Wolverine?

No, wait, Wolverine is Canadian.

Peter, that was f'in awesome. My receptionist told my nurse, "He's in his office cackling again..."
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 05:31 PM

Actually, my family has a nasty habit of stepping onto the rocker panels. I have to remind them not to do so every time they get into my vehicle. They think I have OCD but what they don't realize is that I'm the poor sap who has to clean them.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 07:05 PM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
Scottish, bub. +Swedish. I hack off people's legs, not blow them up.

Then fill the stump with Lütefisk 'n Haggis.....
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 07:37 PM

Strangely enough, I can't say I'm particularly interested in my cultural culinary heritage...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 08:57 PM

I've got the Irish/Swedish mix going. Every holiday there is a jar of pickled herring hidden somewhere on the table. Makes my brother-in-law want to puke. Yeah, it looks nasty and sounds nasty, too, but I got used to the taste long ago.
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/07 10:47 PM

No love for the pickled herring?

For shame...

\:D
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 01:03 AM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
Strangely enough, I can't say I'm particularly interested in my cultural culinary heritage...
It's not a cultural culinary heritage... it's an episode of Fear Factor.

Bren R.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 02:54 AM

Someone sent me a link to this - Thriller with Legos.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 08:42 AM

My pet peeve used to be people who fling out their doors in parking lots, hitting the cars beside them. Now I just sit there and laugh. My jeep has steel rock sliders along the sides

(or 'steps' as we call them because I bought them when my wife thought the jeep needed "steps" to get into it better. heh heh Wife authorized upgrade...)

extending out about 3 inches from under the rocker panels. With my Jeep lifted a few inches, it creates the perfect door smashing device for these uncaring people.

One old guy got upset because it folded in the outer lip of his door pretty badly while I had no damage other than yet another scratch on the hardened steel rocker protector. Somehow it was all my fault that he carelessly flung his door open like a madman because he was arguing with his wife.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 10:47 AM

That's awesome. I share your glee. Stupid careless insensitive old man. A big cup of comeuppance is even more satisfying to serve than a can of whoopass.
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 12:30 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
My pet peeve used to be people who fling out their doors in parking lots, hitting the cars beside them. Now I just sit there and laugh. My jeep has steel rock sliders along the sides

(or 'steps' as we call them because I bought them when my wife thought the jeep needed "steps" to get into it better. heh heh Wife authorized upgrade...)



Let's see they are called running boards when they are solid, Nerf bars when the steel tubes were first brought in and now they are "side step bars" when looking through brochures as the open design took over the market place, gotta love evolution.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 12:33 PM

What are they called when they're the ridiculous ones on overly expensive vehicles that suck up into the side of the truck when you close the door? Status bars?
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 12:40 PM

If a vehicle has a retractable side step, is it still a side step if no one sees it?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 12:42 PM

Oh, it's important that people see it going up. That's why you make sure you park those vehicles in red zones in front of stores. How else will they know that you spent $60000 for a $20000 truck?
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 12:46 PM

\:D

I was actually going into the whole 'if a tree falls in the forest does it still make a sound?' thing, TGIF, I get extra sleep tomorrow only had 22hrs in thast 5 days. OH wait no extra sleep, have that GTG at Mojo's
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 01:40 PM

LOL

Just so you know, mine are very unobtrusive. they attach to the frame underneath so they don't jut way out the side. They are only about 4" wide with 1" of that actually underneath the rocker. They are flat and rectangular and run the full length of the rocker from the front wheel well to the rear wheel well. They are tapered ant both ends and match the black factory rocker guard on the lower sheet metal that comes factory with the Rubicons.

They actually look like they belong there and the name has progressed to "Rock Sliders" because they are actually meant more to allow you to drive over a rock with your front tire, and (if absolutely required) slide the vehicle along the rock until it gets to the rear tire. They double as good steps for the WAF.

I'd have sent a picture but its a few blocks away and would probably just induced further jokes. Thanks for the laughts though, they were well deserved.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 02:36 PM

A buddy got tired of vehicles that he had to worry about scratches... so he drives a YJ now, "painted" in truck bed liner inside and out. Since learning that "you play - you pay" (in broken stuff) he doesn't take it offroad much anymore, it's nearly useless in the winter with a short wheelbase (IMO) and absolutely useless on the highway without being suspended in some kind of non-newtonian fluid and using hearing protection.

He still gets the satisfaction of not wondering if that WAS a rock hit or not.

Also, the only thing worse than a stock Jeep ignition system is retrofitting it for aftermarket HEI.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 03:59 PM

I have owned a YJ, then a TJ, then my TJ- Rubicon.

YJ's were awful but obsessively fun filled creatures. I had to adjust my carb once a week to keep it starting and the leaf spring suspension was so rough I thought I might start a business where I drive overdue pregnant ladies to the hospital and induce them all in the same trip.

Yup, you play you pay is soo true.

A short wheelbase on a 4x4 is not a problem in the winter when you use the 4wd AND "BIG AND" you drive at speeds that the weather warrants. I see so many people barreling along in 4WDs of all sizes thinking that they are indestructible cause they pulled the 4wd level/button. Yes, it well help you keep going in a straight line longer but it will not help much on a sudden emergency turn or stop any faster.

However, without the 4wd, ya its a spinning top. The transfer case on my old YJ wouldn't change in/out of 4wd unless I slowed to an almost standstill so when pavement conditions constantly changed, you tended to leave it o ff to protect your drive train. Also, hardly anybody knows how to drive a rear wheel drive anymore. Give it gas and your rear end goes sideways. Seems to surprise people now.

You should get a ride in a 97 or up, ie TJ. That's when they switched to a spring coil suspension and now it rides as smooth as a small 1/4 ton truck at least. Still no Seniormobile Buick but night and Day compared to the old! Still noisy though when you use a soft top. A less aggressive tire makes it pretty quiet but then your obviously not doing any serious off-roading so you might as well have bought a car or a CRV or some other 'urban' SUV.

The 4.0L Straight Six that started with the TJ is now considered one of the more reliable engines of it's time. The older YJ injection system came came around in its last couple of model years and was just kind of an afterthought and did work crappy.

07s and up come in a wheelbase thats almost 2' longer and more creature comforts yet again but remains a robust trail vehicle.

Opps Rambling. Will stop now. Takes a while to give equal time to the good and the bad so you don't sound like you are defending the brand too much.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 10:28 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
A short wheelbase on a 4x4 is not a problem in the winter when you use the 4wd AND "BIG AND" you drive at speeds that the weather warrants.
And 33" chunk tires on ice in ruts made by passenger width tires are useless... thus the reason we packed it into a snowbank backwards on my front street with no wheelspin at about, oh... 10kmh.

 Quote:
The transfer case on my old YJ wouldn't change in/out of 4wd unless I slowed to an almost standstill so when pavement conditions constantly changed, you tended to leave it o ff to protect your drive train.
Already replaced the weak vacuum system with a cable linkage for positive transfer case selection.

 Quote:
You should get a ride in a 97 or up, ie TJ. That's when they switched to a spring coil suspension and now it rides as smooth as a small 1/4 ton truck at least. Still no Seniormobile Buick but night and Day compared to the old!
I think I've been in just about every OR-type vehicle made to date from the Tracker up to a Willys... and I'll have to say it's like night and dusk compared to the YJ - still a butt-pounder.

Not trying to slag the brand, more one of those "oh, those crazy machines" posts...

Bren R.
Posted by: Warrant

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/07 10:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I keep getting the urge to share funny things with you guys (the mind boggles), but I feel weird putting them in the Jokes thread. They're not the traditional jokes.

So instead of putting every single one in a new post, I thought that I'd offer a new thread and see if it catches on. I'm hoping that this thread can be an additional place where we can all visit when we need a laugh.

My first offering is a few bumper stickers that I saw online. These I ordered and will actually put on my car. They make quite the pair:

"Be nice to America - or we'll bring democracy to your country!"
"At least the war on the environment is going well"

This one I bought for a friend, but it may apply to me as well:

"Not even I can prevent narcissism."


Being recently diagnosed with NPD by my dear friend, i think I will buy this for him.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/05/07 07:54 AM

Hey No worries Bren. When I take somebody on a trail run they often have so much fun they want to go buy one. Depending on the person, I too have a long list of why any of the Wrangler style Jeeps are not for them unless they are really interested in off road fun. Mine is a daily driver but I love it enough to endure the drawbacks. There are many other SUVs better suited for somebody who wants the occasional help of 4wd but plans to stay on the roads.

I will say though that not all aggressive tires are made equal. There is no real cure for ice but my most recent set of tires are 33-12.5-15 TrXus Radials made by Interco. They are aggressive enough to get me over the rocks and through our famous PEI red mud, but have a TON of siping to help grip to ice. They have been my best winter tire yet. In fact, I'm on my second set now and I bought them again because of their winter stickiness and their smoothness (relative to other MTs). There are better, cheaper off road tires but as mentioned, mine is a daily driver.

http://www.intercotire.com/site35.php

I don't normally promote product on boards but if I can help somebody stay on the road...
They are a bit pricey but if you want an aggressive tire for your truck or SUV that actually works in the winter, they are worth it. Good wear too. I got just over 75,000 km out of my first set but they were no longer as effective off-road by then. Although, they still had as much tread left as many brand new 4 season tires.

Also, driving with the 4wd turned on in the winter is an art form as it sounds like you well know. When turning sharp corners, you need to learn to steer with the gas peddle as much as with the steering wheel. Creating controlled wheel spin induces a sideways crab like motion and alternately, you can induce sharp rotation by letting your foot off the gas. It's tough to learn cause it goes against human nature to hit the gas if you are cornering too hard but it's a blast driving around the city in the snow once you get it down.

Kind of a drifting for rednecks....
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/05/07 06:03 PM

I think that this video pretty much sums up about half of the Axiom message board's "Hey y'all - look! Funny stuff!" content.

This is f'in brilliant, and the fact that they obsessively provided links at the bottom is the super-sweet icing on the cake.

How many of these do you recognize?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/05/07 08:36 PM

That's classic! You're right, those links are sweet.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 01:10 AM

Another humourous anecdote... the buddy with the YJ called today to tell me he found out why he was getting crappy gas mileage... he had a plug wire come loose... wanted to come by on the weekend to borrow my timing gun, when I asked if it ran better after he reconnected the wire, he said no, it ran the same but it "dieseled" (or ran on, if you prefer) so he disconnected it again.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 08:59 AM

Spose he gets better mileage that way? LOL
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 09:35 AM

He'd probably get maximum fuel mileage by disconnecting all of the plug wires ... while taking care of that 'dieseling' issue as well.


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 12:06 PM

That's kind of appalling.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 02:50 PM

Nah, mileage is worse of course, but it runs the same and doesn't run-on, so he'll leave it disconnected until he brings it here to retime it.

It's got a tinkerer's ignition in it... GM HEI with a 40Kv Accel coil... then to make up for the higher ignition voltage, plug gap was increased, which puts more stress on the wires.

Luckily everything's easy to work on... even the rear main seal wasn't a huge project.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 02:59 PM

 Originally Posted By: BrenR
GM HEI with a 40Kv Accel coil...
Bren R.


Nice.... "Hotter" and "Fatter"
Not often you hear those two words spoken together as a good thing.....
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 04:00 PM

We hijacked Medic8rs' thread, methinks.

Bren R.
Posted by: Lorenzo1000

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 04:25 PM

 Originally Posted By: BrenR
Nah, mileage is worse of course, but it runs the same and doesn't run-on, so he'll leave it disconnected until he brings it here to retime it.

It's got a tinkerer's ignition in it... GM HEI with a 40Kv Accel coil... then to make up for the higher ignition voltage, plug gap was increased, which puts more stress on the wires.

Luckily everything's easy to work on... even the rear main seal wasn't a huge project.

Bren R.


Has he changed the distributor cap? Could be a hairline crack in the cap that's causing the problems.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 05:16 PM

 Originally Posted By: BrenR
We hijacked Medic8rs' thread, methinks

Well, turnabout is fair play, so I'm a good sport.

I plan on posting more inane crap, regardless.

Carry on, all!
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/06/07 05:20 PM

Just an FYI, dieseling is due to the RPM being to high and the engine keeps sucking in fuel at idle keeping the motor running. Make sure after checking the timing to set the idle speed to spec. With the plug wire back on the engine now obviously runs better and has more RPM at idle. It really isn't a matter of the timing being off as long as the idle speed is correct. You can run the timing 10deg advanced if you want as long as the idle speed is where it is supposed and no other carb issues it won't run on.

Really no need to increase the plug gap, as well unless he has further modified the engine. It's the increase in plug gap that causes the increase in the KV output. The extra plug gap, just changes the flame front and in turn chnges the burn rate in the cylinder, causing some other issues.
Posted by: HAY

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/07/07 10:57 PM

Received these today and got a chuckle, so I thought this was as good as place as any to share/post..


Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/07/07 11:19 PM

That teamwork picture is great.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 08:38 AM

Those are pretty good.

In a similar fashion, the guys at despair.com have always given me a chuckle. Really slick designs, and the style of the web site and catalogs (one of which came in the mail last week - yay!) are just spot-on perfect.

There's several dozen designs, so beware - this site is addictive and another major time-suck.

How I wish I could post some of those in my office, but they're just too snarky. So many of them apply to psychiatric practice.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 09:15 AM

I was thinking of the same site. When we were decorating our new offices at work I wanted very badly to get some prints from despair.com. Sadly, I was out-voted. \:\(
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 09:46 AM



Starring my dog. \:\)
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 09:56 AM

He he he...
And the other 10% is usually being noticed by a spouse because you STAYED on the couch and are handling the remote!

(is it REALLY your dog?)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 10:11 AM

Yes, it's really my dog.


Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 01:50 PM

Excellent!
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 05:14 PM

Dear Sir,

It has come to my attention that you are using my material without my consent and without giving credit. Please cease and desist all posting or I will be forced to take legal action.

Sincerely,
Prince Adam



Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 05:20 PM

\:D \:D
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 05:26 PM

Oh, right. Like YOU actually have a model release from Sunny?
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/07 05:57 PM

The fact that she didn't move despite my camera stuck in her face was release enough. \:D
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 08:09 AM

Awesome Peter.
I sent that to my wife. I expect she will want to order a framed copy from you.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 03:21 PM

Stacy Hedger playing the Theme from Star Wars for the 1993 Arizona State Beauty Pageant.

Warning - you cannot unhear/unsee this.

Bren R.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 03:36 PM

Bren:
I will hunt you down and kill you for that. Writing "you cannot unhear/unsee this" is NOT at all sufficient!

There are things in this world that cannot be seen without causing a life change for the viewer. You have ripped my Visual Virginity from me, and for that, you will never be forgiven.

Good Day, Sir.

I SAY: "GOOD DAY!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 07:43 PM

Bren, words don't do that justice. It's horrifically bad.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 07:46 PM

Good God. I want those 30 seconds back. Mark, let me know when you go hunting...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 07:53 PM

Sorry Bren, looks like we're forming a posse.

You deserve it for that link.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 08:17 PM

Must...resist...urge...to...click...on...link....
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 08:19 PM

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 08:25 PM

Go ahead and click, Tom. We'll pick you up on our way over to Bren's.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 09:47 PM

"......Stacy was ready for the world. The world just wasn't ready for Stacy."



Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/07 11:12 PM

This clip of a pretty bad comedian getting his routine saved by a member of the audience with the world's funniest laugh.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

The fun starts at 1:30
Posted by: JohnK

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 12:04 AM

Yeah Bren, but she placed first in the talent competition. When I have more time I'll provide links for the other contestants.
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 12:08 AM

Made me laugh. He's a pretty good comedian.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 12:17 AM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Sorry Bren, looks like we're forming a posse.
I'm posting this from a laptop, I'm headed for places unknown and dropping coffee grounds behind me to fool the dogs.

Bren R.

... er, wait... I guess you'll just follow the coffee instead. Crap.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 12:25 AM

Just have wine in your hand. No one will recognize you if you're drinking wine.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 12:36 AM

Good point... shaven, drinking wine, not smoking and wearing something other than a t-shirt and jeans...

Brilliant!

Bren R.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/07 01:31 AM

 Originally Posted By: CV
Just have wine in your hand. No one will recognize you if you're drinking wine.


Now that's funny! \:D

I think we'd all just walk right past him, none the wiser.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/11/07 09:39 PM

Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/12/07 02:29 PM

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

I always wanted a jet plane made of biceps.

I'm thirsty all of a sudden.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 01:42 PM

Ummmm... I'm tricking you all by posting this link here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bejmATCIjOs&NR=1

But watch the whole thing, anyway. It's worth it.
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 02:02 PM

Hey guys,

Who is this Regina Spektor? I've never heard of her until this Regina Spektor Day thing came along. Does she make a living doing what she does?

Edit: she's totally entertaining with the sound muted!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 10:03 PM

 Originally Posted By: Mojo
she's totally entertaining with the sound muted!


Ouch, dude.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 10:46 PM

She's a talented musician and humanitarian!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:30 PM

I like this song in French by Flight of the Conchords:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUVagbFcSUU
Posted by: HAY

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:43 PM

I got a kick out of this tonight

Muppets - Matrix
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:52 PM

Well, Sean. I'll accept that she's a humanitarian. As for a talented musician, compared to what \:\) ?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:55 PM

Mojo, you don't know what you're saying.
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:58 PM

I'll accept the fact that we all have different musical tastes.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/07 11:59 PM

Thank you. \:\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:02 AM

 Originally Posted By: Mojo
Well, Sean. I'll accept that she's a humanitarian. As for a talented musician, compared to what \:\) ?


Compared to me and my short career with the trumpet in 5th grade.



I don't mind you having different tastes in music, Tex. Charles will hunt you down, though.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:08 AM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Charles will hunt you down, though.


Oh, I'm fine with people having different tastes, but making snap judgments about someone as sweet as Regina Spektor stretches me out. I'll admit that's not her strongest performance, but I wasn't linking to that video to show off her musicianship. I just thought that what happens in the clip is funny.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:13 AM

By the way, nice Muppets meet the Matrix clip.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:15 AM

The first time I saw her, which I believe I shared already, was on a late-night program. What drew me to her was her on-stage charm and charisma. She seemed a little embarrassed because I think she just came out with her first album and was unsure how the studio audience would respond to the quirkiness. Hey, it made me a fan. I guess I'm quirky.
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:15 AM

Alright, alright. My wife seems to believe that she is talented. But so was Darth \:\) .

If you have a music DVD of her, please send it to me. I'll mute her and play Twisted Sister on top \:D .
Posted by: Mojo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:17 AM

I had to sing once too and I was a little embarassed \:\) .
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:17 AM

\:\) At least you appreciate the visual half of her performance.

I'm still waiting for her to release a DVD. I keep suggesting it in comments on her MySpace page, though of course I'm really gunning for HD DVD.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:23 AM

 Originally Posted By: Mojo
I had to sing once too and I was a little embarassed \:\) .


Actually, I feel sorry for my parents. I only knew one song and I practiced every night. Unfortunately, a trumpet is a lot unlike humming to oneself.

On a related note, my sister played the bagpipes.

No wonder my parents are hard of hearing.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:26 AM

Hey, at least they're only hard of hearing and not suicidal, right?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:29 AM

Yes. It was the neighborhood dogs that became suicidal.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:33 AM

Leashed themselves, huh?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 11:15 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
This clip of a pretty bad comedian getting his routine saved by a member of the audience with the world's funniest laugh.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. hyik hyik hyik hyik ...
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 11:33 AM

Oh me Lord! That was precious. What a horrible comedian, but what a laugh!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 12:23 PM

Talk about a delayed reaction. \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 01:24 PM

I figured you needed some Axiom love today.

Plus, we can't have CV hogging too much of the spotlight. One day he'll learn that it's all about me. ~ ~ ~
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/07 01:31 PM

Unfortunately, I'm only solar-powered spotlight fodder. Everyone else is already well-illuminated when I'm trying to put my show on.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/21/07 01:22 PM

Not so much funny, but, as Pat Sajak says, ironic.

The most epic FAIL in the history of Wheel of Fortune
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/21/07 01:26 PM

Oh, that was funny. What a maroon.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/21/07 01:41 PM

That's an ironic puzzle for sure...
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/21/07 04:19 PM

I would have love to have known what the other contestants and Pat was thinking about that woman, that was bad.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/22/07 12:59 AM

I never noticed until the other day, but Safeway's logo looks like everyone's favorite number. Now everytime I see it, I laugh.


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/22/07 11:08 AM

It's everyone's favorite number, with a White Snake soundtrack.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/07 12:29 AM

If you've never seen the CSS Monkey Dance by Lovefoxxx, you're missing out. Lovefoxxx is the lead singer for CSS (Cansei de Ser Sexy, meaning "tired of being sexy" in Portuguese). She had this video up on YouTube a while ago, but they took it down not too long after I saw it. I finally found it hosted somewhere else. Her unabashed enthusiasm makes me laugh every time. Be warned that the video is a little "hot." She's dancing to Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" aka Discovery Channel (I'm talking like I know, but I'm not really familiar with their music, as this is just what comes up in a search). Granted, it's in a goofy context, and no skin is shown, but the more sensitive may still object to some of her maneuvers. Ha ha. In any case, enjoy:

CSS Monkey Dance by Lovefoxxx
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/07 01:05 AM

CV, I can not beleive you had never heard that song before now!

However, this video is new to me, and very funny!

interesting enough, the video before that one was some dieselboy video, which was quite odd. it did however remind me of laser light shows,

Check out the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MCKupK2vV8&feature=related

It gets really crazy at about 5:00

And almost as cool as that is this sand art stuff, you gotta check the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdDHsehW01M

ok, and one more link that may be even cooler than the first two:
This has got to be the best stop motion film I have ever seen. these guys have WAY too much time on their hands.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY


Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/07 01:21 AM

That sand art is pretty cool! I was kind of wishing it was pepper art just for the possibility of mucous discharge art.

I think I'd have to be at the laser show to get the full effect, but that video was cool, too.

And yeah, I'd heard people mention that song a lot, but I hadn't actually heard it until I'd seen the CSS Monkey Dance video.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 08:46 AM

The World's Fastest Clapper
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 09:13 AM

He must just pi** these things off!

Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 01:06 PM

The fast clapper was neat Doc, but these two fellas from that same site had me cracking up big time....

Invisible rope



Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 01:23 PM

OK, I have a TiVo, so I don't really see these things, but at my in-law's house over Thanksgiving, I noticed an incredible amount of ads for the clapper and Chia whatever. Is this normal or is it just on on the evening news in small town Oregon?

Good lord, who buys this crap?
Posted by: Ajax

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 01:57 PM

It's normal for the holiday season. They figure a lot of people are, like me, incapable of selecting a decent gift for those they care about and will, in a fit of panic, go for anything just to have the damned decision making over with. "Hi Mom, here's a clapper. Merry Christmas." ("WHEW! Glad that's over.")
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 01:59 PM

But 3 ads for Chia in one break?
Posted by: Ajax

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 02:04 PM

If it didn't get results, they wouldn't be spending the money on the ads. Sad commentary on the general public, eh? (No, I'm not Canadian, for which most Canadians are eternally grateful.)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 02:07 PM

Yeah. I was watching with my mother-in-law, and ridiculing them. She agreed-until the one for the Chia herb garden came on. Sigh.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 02:30 PM

c-c-c-cilantro!

p-p-p-parsley!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Herb Garden!

Ken, you'll be happy to know that there are papers, film, and other original materials regarding the man responsible for both the Chia and the Clapper available for your perusal at the Smithsonian.

Scroll down for the biography of this great American, Joseph Pedott. Many answers await you, especially as to why his products are so big on the left coast. Turns out he's a native San Franciscan!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 02:31 PM

BrotherBob, the rope was funny indeed.
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 05:43 PM

WARNING: This song will get stuck in your head...and it's not one you want others hearing you sing! You also don't want someone who's easily offended to be watching over your shoulder.

Anyway, it's an actual Dutch children's song, but some guy made subtitles to what it phonetically sounds like in English. It's so ridiculous, it's funny...especially watching the video at the same time! The more I watch it, the more I laugh!

Fart in the Duck
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/27/07 05:54 PM

That's almost as funny as this phonetically subtitled Indian music video. \:\)
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/28/07 03:41 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
c-c-c-cilantro! p-p-p-parsley!
Ouch... I was drinking... I hate you.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/28/07 09:34 AM

We kicked a guy out of our Jeep Club because he refused to stay on the trails and was always tearing things up an knocking down trees.

These are just the kind of yahoos that give clubs who try and respect the environment by staying on designated trails and keeping things clean, a bad name.

Anywhooo, what I'm getting at is that a few weeks later he got busted for tearing up an area beside a highway where they had just hydro-seeded. He might have gotten away with it except after parking his Jeep for a few days while he was away on a ball trip, it looked like a Jeep Chia pet from all the hydro-seeded mud caked all over it.

I wish someone had pictures. Of both the chia jeep and him getting busted.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/29/07 01:38 PM

The LOLcats are in rare form today. I especially am diggin' the evil frog, banker cat, and (page 2 as of now, will be pushed back as new content appears) the stapler-seeking cat.
Posted by: skyhawk669

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 09:38 AM

I was reading the Audiolofft question of the day and I came across the following:

 Quote:
The other night I was at a concert of the New York Philharmonic and sat in the 6th row for a Mahler 7th symphony that used two sets of percussion, two bass drums, orchestral bells, gongs, etc., and I measured peaks of 106 dB SPL at the end of the symphony during the final crescendo.


\:D

Do you take your SPL meter everywhere you go Alan? That's dedication right there!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 04:07 PM





God, I love this movie.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 04:19 PM

Vaguely on topic... one of my favorite online comics.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 04:27 PM

Yes, definitely quite an achievement. Irresistable movie.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 04:36 PM

It really ties my DVD collection together.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 05:23 PM

Color me lame. What movie is that?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 05:30 PM

It takes a brave man to admit that sort of thing, Mark.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 05:48 PM

It's one of the following:

Raising Arizona
The Hudsucker Proxy
Fargo
The Big Lebowski
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Man Who Wasn't There
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 05:53 PM

Let's see... Cerulean... Forest Green... Wisteria... Burnt Orange... Raw Umber... Where the heck is the Lame-colored Crayon?!?!?

Here is the main character explaining himself. They peed on his rug, man.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 08:35 PM

Gotta be the Big Lebowski.....since I think it involves bowling.

Where do I turn in my Man Card?
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 08:51 PM

Let's not get carried away. It's not like you said "I like Lite Beer" or something.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/05/07 10:23 PM

Silly Man.

Why drink Lite Beer when there's Wine Coolers available?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/06/07 12:54 AM

OK, road trip to New Hampshire for some educatin'. With big sticks.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/06/07 10:26 AM

 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Why drink Lite Beer when there's Wine Coolers available?

Wine coolers are almost as nice as Zima! I'm bummed that no stores up here carry Woody's Ice. This review - scroll down a bit - does it some justice.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/06/07 11:48 AM

Never mind, Ken. They're not worthy.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/06/07 11:57 AM

My wife points out that that means there's more good beer for the rest of us to stockpile drink.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/07 08:59 PM

I found this amusing, funny, and accurate. I give it a haha. \:\)

It's the internet funnyometer.


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/07 09:59 PM

I give it a hah.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/07 11:37 PM

That's a weird way to spell "Hanukah"
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/07 11:40 PM

It's weird no matter how you spell it.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/07 02:02 AM

Right now I'm re-enjoying the work of The Lonely Island. In case you don't know, they're three guys who were hired by SNL a while ago. That's where Andy Samberg comes from, and his friends, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, were hired as writers.

The Lonely Island

In the Shorts section, I really like The 'Bu. In their Music section, I really like The Heist, Zanzabar, and Ka-Blamo!

It's been awhile since I've been to the website, and I don't remember all that I've seen, but yeah, they make me laugh. Just a warning: They can be pretty crude.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/07 03:54 PM

Some of the surrounding banner ads are often NSFW, but I can't find this anywhere else, and this video made me laugh like a chimpanzee. That plus the set-up and first comment.

Set-up:

Step One: Push the button to lower your garage door.
Step Two: Try to exit your garage by going really fast on your scooter.
Step Three: Enjoy the taste of metal.

Video

Comment #1 is awesome, as if bestowed by the wittiest of Axiomites, and you know who you are:

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on th...
CRACK!...F@CK!
(rewind)
Get your motor runnin'...
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/07 06:03 PM

direct link:

http://media.nothingtoxic.com/uploads/media_e9b9e85aee1869658_1197429933.wmv
Posted by: DL30

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/20/07 12:22 PM

I got home the other night, and as I sat down for dinner with my family, I asked my 2.5 year old son if he had fun at daycare that day. He said "Yes I did. Did you have fun at work?"
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/20/07 12:28 PM

 Originally Posted By: DL30
I got home the other night, and as I sat down for dinner with my family, I asked my 2.5 year old son if he had fun at daycare that day. He said "Yes I did. Did you have fun at work?"


Well, Did you?
Posted by: DL30

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/20/07 12:39 PM

I wish I did!! I laughed out loud (Lol'd). It's a commonly held opinion that one should have fun at work or work at something that they consider fun.

Well, I'm too old to play soccer professionally, but if I could play Tiger Woods '08 professionally, then I would be set!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/08 05:36 PM

In preparation for the Super Bowl and its multimillion dollar commercials, I am enjoying some YouTube clips of my favorite commercial of all time: Terry Tate, office linebacker.

There are several in the series, but this is the first, and still the best, IMHO. Genius.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/31/08 06:07 PM

OK, many of these made me laugh out loud, but they are going to contain a lot of inside jokes for shrinks and those in the medical profession. Still, there's enough here that should be understood by all. I'll be happy to answer any questions that you can't get answered by Google or wikipedia.

From Roy @ Shrink Rap (http://psychiatrist-blog.blogspot.com) and mythreeshrinks.com


How would a psychiatrist manage someone who could only communicate via emoticons? Below are the resulting progress notes...

:-) stable. cont prozac 40mg. follow up in 3 mos.
:-)) reduce prozac to 20mg. f/u 1 mo.
:-)))) d/c prozac. add lithium 300 tid. check TSH, creat. f/u 1wk.
:-D add depakote. check lithium level, LFTs, CBC. f/u 1wk.
:-| stable. cont prozac 40 mg. f/u 1mo.
:-( increase prozac to 60mg. f/u 2wk.
:'-( add wellbutrin SR 150mg. f/u 1wk.
X-( call 911. send to ER. check for OD.
:*} check breathalyzer. refer to AA.
%-} weekly tox screen. refer to AA/NA.
:-&@? add haldol 2mg bid.
|-0 d/c ambien.
:-# d/c elavil. use hard candies. [dry mouth side effects - Doc]
;-P d/c haldol. add clozapine. AIMS exam. vitamin E 800 iu bid. [dystonia]
:-)~ reduce haldol. add cogentin to reduce sialorrhea.
8-~ reduce dose of seroquel.
(:-) reduce depakote. add zinc, selenium. [Depakote can cause hair loss]
;-) establish boundaries. do not schedule at end of day.
;-x see with chaperone only.
=^..^= give Ativan 1mg IV to relieve catatonia. (thanks, ClinkShrink)
:-o (on seeing the bill for 1st appt.)
>:-O (on seeing the bill for missed appt.)

Posted by: skyhawk669

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/08 09:03 AM

>:-O))))#&@?)~P*}

Should I be concerned doc?
Posted by: Hutzal

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/08 11:31 AM

Terry Tate is for sure one of my all time favorite commercial entities.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/08 09:40 PM

Eddie Izzard does Darth Vader at the Death Star's cafeteria -- animated with Lego. \:\)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/02/08 10:40 AM


Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/08 12:11 PM

I loved the Darth Vader thing. Our whole family cracked up.

I don't understand the cartoon. \:\)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/08 12:30 PM

The Darth Vader thing is great. "You shall die, and you shall die, and everyone in this canteen!"
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/08 12:46 PM

Death by tray it shall be.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/08 02:13 PM


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/08 02:37 PM

Oh yeah, THAT'S not gonna start a flame war...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/08 03:05 PM

Provocateur? Moi?!?

I think this flow chart worked perfectly for my wife, who is not a gamer and has friends. She has expressed interest in a Wii. Voila, the chart works!

I have a PS3, however, and I'm not buying what it says about me. I would think that I should have bought a 360 if I followed the chart, in that I am not really a gamer and have you guys as my internet friends.















Waitaminnit ...






















This means that you are not really my friends?!? I should have known this about Ken, of course - he'd always be the first one I'd boot off the island. But even Peter and Tom? Jack?! Mark?!? OMG!!!

I need a few days to process this! I'll be back when the wounds are healing - maybe ...

;\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/08 12:29 PM


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/08 02:59 PM

Man, I wish... those are sweet.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/08 09:20 PM

How to pull down a 20 foot palm tree with 20 feet of cable and a disposable pickup truck:

YouTube video
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/08 10:34 PM

What amazes me is that it looks like he's right up against a fence. The plan was to catch the tree?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/06/08 09:44 AM

Yeah, no doubt. The comments are always a nice icing on the cake, eg "Palm tree - 1, landscaping service - 0"

First LOL of the day.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/08 10:10 AM

I knew I wasn't the only one who felt that Sarah Jessica Parker was unattractive! Burn!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/08 10:45 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I knew I wasn't the only one who felt that Sarah Jessica Parker was unattractive! Burn!


I'll admit, there was a time when I thought she had a certain charm about her, but, in the end, I agree--definitely not attractive.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/08 01:21 PM

She's a classic Butterface.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/08 01:27 PM

I found this example sentence amusing: "Damn [girl] was hot, then she turned around, and I was like Pete, check this [stuff] out, he said "word" and then we went fishing."

Fishing cures everything.


By the way, I had to do some strategic editing [].
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/27/08 01:18 PM

He really IS angry!

Scrolling waaay down , here's a sample of his take on "Airborne", the over the counter (OTC) cold preventative. I should add that his opinions of teachers are not shared by the management of medic8r, LLC. Even though they are funny in this case.

I felt bad about doing it, but I figured I'd better remove the swear words.

---
So, it has come to my attention (a few days ago) that Airborne must pay 25 million due to a lawsuit claiming that it didn't work.

Some highlights include:

* Airborne not proven to work
* The "clinical study" was preformed by a couple of random dillholes and probably was just made up
* If you purchased airborne, you can get a refund
* Making medical claims without FDA approval


Now, I know that any self-respected pharmacist would never ever suggest airborne to anyone that they cared about. Why? Because it doesn't work. We all know this, you all know this. Its vitamin-C and a bunch of other OTC [stuff!] all in a fizzy alka-selzer tablet that makes you feel all warm inside. Its like donating $0.75 a day (the price of a cup of coffee) to starving African kids when its just going to feed Sally Struthers. Rich folk do that just so they can get [excited!] by 'helping people' as they [gripe!] at me about their $30 copay.

The only person you would sell Airborne to is that retired teacher who always calls you out front for an OTC recommendation only to tell you how wrong you are and buy something else. Those [folks!] you are happy to see waste money because they have no problems wasting your time.

Which brings me to another point. One of the major selling points of Airborne is that it was "CREATED BY A SCHOOL TEACHER!". Now just not any teacher, but a 2nd grade teacher. Someone enlighten me as to why I would trust anything a school-teacher made? How is that even a half-way valid selling point? Some of the most ignorant people I know are school teachers (mostly because they think they know everything and are very vocal about it). If it were made by a pharmacist it might have some basis because at least we know how the body works, but a 2nd grade school teacher? Is this [stuff!] going to work based upon the vast knowledge of social studies? Cursive writing? Multiplication tables? Is this teacher applying their vast knowledge of [*&$%]-stupid physical science to prevent my cold? What qualifications does he/she have (being a 2nd grade teacher and all) that would actually give her some real-world claim to actually know something about medicine?

Victoria Knight-McDowell, please inform us pharmacists what your methods were to determine what does and does not work to prevent colds as well as any relevant research and study data? What? No I do not wish my name on the chalkboard. What?!? Detention? Aww!!! I'm sorry for implying that you are a fraud preying on the stupidity of the uneducated population, can I go to recess now?

I'm confused as to why people waste their money on this [stuff!]. I'm actually shocked that people swear by something that is proven to not work and has every pharmacist in the country saying that it does not work. Its the "#1 best selling" because people are stupid. Not because it works, but because people are [*&$%]-stupid.

Of course they also buy "Head On" which is chap-stick for your forehead so I guess I should just shut my mouth.
---
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/27/08 01:43 PM

From pandabearmd.com, here are some emergency room patient encounters:

----
Actual Patient Interaction Number One:

“So Mrs. Smith, how’s your pain?”

“Oh doctor, it be paining me real bad. Can I get some Dilaudid.”

“How about we start with some Nubain?”

“What’s that?”

“It’s a synthetic narcotic, kind of like Demerol.”

“Is it any good?”

“Sure, it works great and doesn’t give people the rush they get from other narcotics.”

“Oh, I’m allergic to it.”

Actual Patient Interaction Number 2:

“I felt sick, doc. At work.”

“When did it start?”

“About twelve hours ago. But it’s gone now.”

“Really, how are you feeling?”

“Great. I didn’t feel that sick but I thought I’d better come in.”

“So you don’t feel sick now?”

“Naw, I feel like a million bucks. It only lasted about an hour and it’s gone now.”

“So let me get this straight…you sat in the waiting room for upwards of ten hours to be seen by me, it’s two in the morning, you feel fine, and there’s nothing that I can help you with?”

“Well, I need a note for work.”

“You said you weren’t that sick, why didn’t you just finish the work day and go home? I mean, you could have been asleep at home instead of hanging out here watching late-night television.”

“I don’t like my job that much.”

“You realize that your non-problem is still going to cost close to five hundred bucks, right?”

“Well, I really don’t like my job…”

Actual Patient Interaction Number Three:

“What do you mean there’s nothing wrong with my kid?”

“I didn’t say that. I said he had a cold which will get better on its own and there’s nothing you need to do about it except give him some Tylenol or Motrin for his fever.”

“How do you know he ain’t got pneumonia?”

“He doesn’t. He looks great.”

“I want a cat scan.”

“I’m not going to get a CT on a kid with a cold, ma’am.”

“My sister said he needs a CT.”

“He doesn’t.”

“We waited five hours.”

“I’m sorry. He has a cold. Drive home carefully, they tell me it’s snowing tonight.”

“We came by ambulance…can I get a taxi voucher?”

“No.”

Actual Patient Interaction Number Four:

“So, what brings you in Mr. Jones?”

“I’m constipated.”

“How long has it been going on.”

“Almost three years.”

“Uh…okay…what do you expect us to do about it?”

“I need help getting the sh@@ out.”

“There is a fine selection of fiber and other laxatives at Wal Mart. In the pharmacy section…and just like us, they never close. Have you tried any of those things?”

“No.”

“Uh…Okay, well, there you go. I can give you some Colace right now and by the time you get home things should start moving.”

“My mother said you’d scoop it out for me.”

“Not in this lifetime.”

Actual Patient Interaction Number Five:

“I’m going to sue all y’all.”

“We’re doing everthing we can for your mom.”

“You’re not. Can’t you see she’s suffering?”

“I’m trying to make her comfortable.”

“You just don’t care. She’s in a lot of pain.”

“Well, she’s had a lot of muscle and tissue breakdown from laying on the floor in her room in your house for three days. Tell me, does your mother have any health problems?”

“She’s been falling a lot lately.”
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 10:18 AM

This blog collects toilet signs from 'round the world.

kudos to Peter, who told me of growabrain, the site that linked me to it.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 10:31 AM

Some are quite nice (I really like the huge king and queen of hearts with the jacks inside). Some are a little... ahum...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 12:58 PM

I kind of liked the rope ones. Takes a split second to register, then, to quote Fozzie Bear, "aaAAhh, funny!"
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 02:57 PM

I found this comedy skit disturbing but funny. The title is "Ass Pennies for Confidence"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7UyPuwlbI
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 11:30 PM

Hee hee. Yes, Upright Citizens Brigade rules.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/08 11:43 PM

I'll have you know that, as I was leaving the grocery store this evening, I saw two pennies in the parking lot. I didn't pick them up, thanks to you!

Or should I say, "No thanks to you!"

;\)
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/08 07:14 AM

I hear that someone is doing that with $20 bills. You'd better send me all the ones you come across.

Just wear gloves when you put them in the pre-addressed envelopes I'll send and you never have to dirty your hands with that money again! \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/08 11:17 AM

<-- wonders what Mark will do when he gets a foul-smelling envelope in the mail next week \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/12/08 09:46 AM

pwn3d

Live reporters encountering various challenges. By the end, I was laughing like I was watching a Marx Brothers movie.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/14/08 10:20 AM

I hav gud dentul hi jean
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/17/08 04:00 PM

Ah, my own little shout thread.

Top Ten Shirts to get Arrested in
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/18/08 09:49 PM

This olympics protest picket sign is the definition of irony.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dead-ro/2403957312/in/photostream/
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/18/08 10:07 PM

I think it is just sad, someone has no idea it actually happened.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/18/08 11:37 PM

The comments are great, as usual.

"Would we let morons parade in the streets? Yes, yes we would."
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/08 01:03 AM

Interesting fact I heard tonight: the torch relay was originated at the 1936 games. So many levels of irony there.
Posted by: littleb

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/20/08 01:28 AM

BEER!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/27/08 11:25 PM

The wrong way to right an overturned truck.

http://jalopnik.com/352317/how-not-to-lift-an-overturned-truck
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 09:17 AM

Photobombers!

You know, "that guy" who messes up your picture by doing something silly in the background.

Slightly NSFW in the sense that it does have a couple of full moons. You have been warned.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 01:56 PM

I want this guy to design my next avatar.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 02:47 PM

I saw that one the other day and had to laugh.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 02:48 PM

I can't get the picture to show up. I swear, my internet connection at work is anti-fun.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 03:53 PM

If mine were anti-fun, then I'd run on time and have a clean desk. Hmmm.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 03:53 PM

Imagine that.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 03:58 PM

As I'm looking around at my messy desk, it is clear that I have a poor imagination.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:07 PM

\:D

My desk is pretty messy, too. I'm gonna blame you. You're a bad influence.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:42 PM

Only if I get to call you my minion.

How are the skin grafts?

(shout box leaks into boards)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:43 PM

No.

Good.

Yikes!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:44 PM

How'd you get it past the internet police?!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:45 PM

My bad.

I thought you saw the picture of the OGC and were responding to that.

Now I see your answers to my three statements.

<-- slow
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:48 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
How'd you get it past the internet police?!


Let's just say, thanks to my "plan."


(horribly obscure movie/book reference)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:49 PM

yeeeee-ownnnnnnnn

(over my head)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
My bad.

I thought you saw the picture of the OGC and were responding to that.

Now I see your answers to my three statements.

<-- slow


Yeah, I tried to add your quote to my reply so it would make sense, but I didn't.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 04:54 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
yeeeee-ownnnnnnnn

(over my head)


"Papillon"

A "plan" was where the convicts kept their money and other small valuable items. Tucked away in a safe spot, or should I say inserted up into a safe spot.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 05:49 PM

I'll tell the internet police that they need to subject you to anal probes.

Just to be safe, I'll dial your district manager also.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/08 05:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I'll tell the internet police that they need to subject you to anal probes.


Not again. . . \:\(
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 12:38 AM

Click the north arrow.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 01:03 AM

Ow.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 08:40 AM

LOL. Looks like he's combining the athletic prowess of a cyclist and a hurdler. Just not very well!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 03:35 PM

Fox News: Fair, Balanced, Half-right

I'm so politically fatigued that this helped me slog on another day. Bless you, Fox News!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 03:37 PM

oh god no, make the politics go away...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/08 03:51 PM

Ken is like the canary in the coal mine as far as political content on these boards goes.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/08 09:13 AM

This seems to play to the forum crowd:

Computer and programming jokes
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/22/08 11:08 AM

Tim Russert (Meet the Press) farts on live TV

link
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/22/08 11:18 AM

Also today, The 8 types of annoying people you'll find at Starbucks
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 12:22 PM

Well, those last ones went over like a lead zeppelin.

Now this one is really worthy:

Photos of TV
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 12:45 PM

Thank goodness Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky are aware of the doughnut thief. Whew!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:07 PM

Okay, if anyone has today's LA Times (May 23, 2008) there are two headlines on the front page that are next to each other and somewhat comical.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:12 PM

I went to their web site and looked at the top stories, trying to figure out which ones they were: the same-sex marriage one, McCain = hardy one, gang probe one, or freak weather one ...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:15 PM

Hang on. Let me see if I can take a photo of it. . .
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:22 PM

Hopefully this shows up okay:


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:23 PM

Funny commercial for a hot dog. You know it's gonna be good when their motto is "the World's Most Wanted Weiner".
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:24 PM

Fist of iron, indeed.

Hey, take a picture of your office while you're at it. Is your receptionist as hot as Jenna Fishcer?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:29 PM

No receptionist. She quit back in November and we haven't been able to hire another one. We hardly get visitors to the building, but when we do everyone scatters. There are two giant receptionist desks in the front lobby, but both are unoccupied. I'll use one when my desk gets overcrowded.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:44 PM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I'll use one when my desk gets overcrowded.

You mean with comic books and candy wrappers?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:49 PM

How'd you know?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 01:51 PM

It's kinda obvious, Sean.

Also, you're one post away from 3000. Do it! Do it!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 04:34 PM

Weezer's latest video, Pork & Beans, is full of internet memes, with the original players in many cases.

Good song, too. \:\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 04:45 PM

Shortcuts can be dangerous. Ow.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 04:55 PM

Oh god... one of those things you do that you really, really hope other people didn't see.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 04:59 PM

Hunh... just watch the weezer vid. I didn't see the guys who had the lightsabers, but I suspect that I know them. Anyone have the list of references?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 05:01 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Weezer's latest video, Pork & Beans, is full of internet memes, with the original players in many cases.

That made my day. Genius.

They speak the language of my life. Awesome.

I liked it.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/08 05:03 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r

I liked it.


No!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/24/08 12:00 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Weezer's latest video, Pork & Beans, is full of internet memes, with the original players in many cases.

Good song, too. \:\)


I was going to post the link if no one else had. I liked it, too.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/31/08 12:56 PM

This isn't really funny -- more sad, really -- but worth sharing.

Detention note
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/31/08 01:13 PM

That is pathetic.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/01/08 10:30 AM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
That is pathetic.


I agree.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/02/08 09:14 AM

That teacher should be chained to a boulder and whipped until he has pulled it a kilometer. Or, if he prefers, a mile.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 09:23 AM

This guy was sick and tired of working for the man, I guess.

JP, what's your analysis?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 10:05 AM

A case of the Mondays?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 10:28 AM

That's a case of the life-sucks.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 11:02 AM

Rage against the machines?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 11:14 AM

Not to mention that poor woman who got a crt dumped onto her chest.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/08 11:24 AM

Uh, people, call security?

Interesting, all the responses, the "Is this really happening? What do I do? Maybe if I amble from area to area it'll stop happening ...?"
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 01:34 AM

I have to say for good or bad, I would have been on the guy like stink on poop after the initial shock wore off.

Then again I'm not your normal dyed-in-the-wool business suit automaton either.

Still kind of sickens me that so many people milled around while people (including women) were getting hurt. Maybe you don't like Jeannie from the secretarial pool, but I think you're still expected to man up and protect her when she takes a 17" Viewsonic to the head.

Bren R.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 08:13 AM

 Originally Posted By: BrenR
I would have been on the guy like stink on poop after the initial shock wore off.

Why am I not surprised? ;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 08:19 AM

Does your computer need to get debugged?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 08:37 AM

I'm with you, Bren. When something totally out of the ordinary happens, many people's lizard brains take over. In this case, the lizard brain is very afraid.

I've only been tested in much milder circumstances, but I'd like to think I'd be sitting on top of that guy within about 30 seconds.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 09:16 AM

I would have missed everything. I'm pretty sure I'd be in the break room.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 09:48 AM

Yeah, I guess if I think about it, I'd be unable to divert my attention from the internet.

Now if he threw my monitor around, he'd be dead meat.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 09:49 AM

More video (with sound!) from the same office incident.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 09:56 AM

One of those little thoughts in the back of my mind: how many sociopaths will this inspire? I'm picturing a disgruntled drone in middle America dialing up this video and having that last thin shred of self-control snapping in two.

Dateline - Fredericksburg:

"Yeah, man, that comrade had it right!"

*stands up, lifts monitor*

*sets monitor down* - "I could never hurt you, sweet internet..."
Posted by: Hutzal

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 12:52 PM

I probably would have taken that guy down too. I am not the type to just stand around while innocent ppl get hurt.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 04:00 PM

But then again... how many people still go out of their way to help people?

And when they do... usually you get a weird look.

In the last month I've stopped to offer the new neighbour a hand carrying drywall into his house, helped push one stalled car off to the side of the road, helped one woman change her tire at 1am in a bad part of town (which was probably even scarier than if I didn't stop - mine is not the face of "helpful motorist") and probably a few other minor things - holding doors open and the like.

I kind of get a laugh about the quick "what's your angle" look when I offer to help.

Bren R.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 04:03 PM

Being raised in the South, I try to be gentlemanly, but you, sir, are a real Walter Raleigh.

You really should move down here for the better roads and to help our Southern ladies.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 04:12 PM

Does southern ladies mean what I think it means?
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/08 06:06 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Being raised in the South, I try to be gentlemanly, but you, sir, are a real Walter Raleigh.
Nah, just working off about 1000 years of purgatory for a misspent youth (and a further eternity for a misspent adult life).

At some point I became determined to leave the world a better place than I got it - mostly because I like what an astonishing idea that is to many people.

How we got here from "man, I would so totally punch that crazy office guy out" is beyond me...

Bren R.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 08:41 AM

I think punching him out would at least leave the situation better than you found it. ;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 08:50 AM

Yeah, I'm going to use Bren as my personal air marshall from here on out.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 10:43 AM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
... just watched the weezer vid. I didn't see the guys who had the light sabers, but I suspect that I know them. Anyone have the list of references?

Wikipedia has it ...

Here's the 411 on the light saber dudes.

I've watched this Weezer video about once an hour for the last few days.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 01:00 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Yeah, I'm going to use Bren as my personal air marshall from here on out.
Since I hate flying, I'd be a better Parade Marshall or Penny Marshall.

Bren R.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 01:07 PM

LOL, good one, Laverne.
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 01:21 PM

Who else was picturing Bren with a big 'B' sewn to his shirt.\:\) At least you would be easy to identify as the good samaritan who stopped to help.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 01:35 PM

Bren has a complex personality, so I'd figure he's got the big 'B' on his breast, a smiley face on each sleeve, and the finger on the back.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 02:50 PM

 Originally Posted By: jakewash
Who else was picturing Bren with a big 'B' sewn to his shirt.
As long as you weren't picturing "the Big Ragoo"

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Bren has a complex personality, so I'd figure he's got the big 'B' on his breast, a smiley face on each sleeve, and the finger on the back.
I can't wear the smiley face on my sleeve - that would make me a goose stepping member of Jerry Brown's California Uber Alles.

Bren R.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/08 02:57 PM

JP's a bottom. His last album was "Doktor Unter Allen."
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/10/08 05:59 PM

In response, I finally found video of pmbuko sexually assaulting a news reporter on live TV. Despite the buildup, this link is actually safe for work, I would say. Just hilariously hideous. Enjoy.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/10/08 06:06 PM

\:D
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/08 01:00 AM

This is hilarious beyond words.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/08 01:02 AM

I'm glad to know he doesn't always use his TV voice. I always imagine newscasters at the dinner table intoning, "Pass the beans." It never sounds right in my head.


This makes much more sense.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/08 02:29 PM

15 ads that will make you say WTF?!

Also good are the worst photoshop mistakes; click on the link in the right column.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/08 03:19 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Also good are the worst photoshop mistakes; click on the link in the right column.
Those give me heart palpitations in my line of work. It's like the professional equivalent of leaving a scalpel in a patient.

Bren R.
Posted by: DistortedLullaby

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/08 03:43 PM

Those Photoshop Mistakes are priceless...Haha...That Curves cereal box....hahaha!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/17/08 04:15 PM

This is the best laughing baby video I've ever seen.
Posted by: chesseroo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/17/08 08:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
This is hilarious beyond words.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

OHMYGOD

That was really, really funny.
Even more so since i do alot of deep woods work and more often than not, a bug diet is what one gets on occasion.
Little buggers fly right into the ol' gob...

Ah geez Peter that was damn funny.

Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/17/08 10:04 PM

Ah geez, you're not yankin' my chain, eh? \:\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/25/08 10:45 PM

Steampunk hits the comics.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1173 (don't worry about the url, totally SWF)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 12:53 AM

Dogs can make funny faces. \:\)
http://mute.rigent.com/index.php?ladat=2008-06-11
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 04:42 PM

Catz 2 !!!!1!!!one!1!

Teknishunn cat
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 04:47 PM

Curses!

I've never actually caught the cat in the computer, but it's been close...
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 04:56 PM

I saw a car with a B&W oval sticker (the ones that are usually used to declare you nationality) with the words KITTEH on it. Made me smile.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 05:01 PM

I think JP will make lolcat the official language of Medic8rstan.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/30/08 05:26 PM

Tempting ...

And Malignant Narcissism will be the national anthem!

Oh, how fitting.

No more oversung vocals in my country's anthem before sporting events!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 08:57 PM

Wow. The douchiest phone message evar.

Is there a single woman in the world who'd call this guy back?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 09:11 PM

That is gold. You really have to stick with it, it does get better and better.
Posted by: chesseroo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 10:01 PM

Then i saw this photo linked to Peter's link and laughed even harder.


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 10:13 PM

I am so glad I don't have excess hair between my chin and waist.
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 11:01 PM

Wow. I uh....I'm floored. That is indeed the douchiest phone message ever.

It just builds and builds in levels of douchiness as it goes on, too.
Posted by: onn

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 11:06 PM

Sort of reminds me of some of the .... never mind
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 11:43 PM

Wow... wow.

Wow. What a total dip$#!7.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/01/08 11:46 PM

Sadly, Dmitri has more game than I do.
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 12:15 AM

CV, you don't want that kind of game.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 12:26 AM

It's a Risk I don't want to take?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 12:46 AM

It's not like you have Cooties, or anything.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 12:47 AM

That's only because I'm waiting for the Xbox 360 version.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 01:02 AM

I hate to admit it, but we had the original version.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 01:03 AM

Who won the most in your family?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 01:18 AM

I don't think my sister and I ever played with the rules. We just built the little guys over and over again.

This was before cable was invented.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 08:37 AM

Hmm ... Dmitri uses a lot of psychological terminology at the end. I wonder if he is a mental health professional, or if he has been under the services of one.

Waitaminnit. Wasn't Dmitri the life coach who convinced Negative Orange to work through their difficulties, preventing the break-up of the band, back in 2004?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 09:10 AM

I don't know, but I bet CV has the "Yoko Sucks" tee shirts to prove it.
Posted by: dllewel

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 09:39 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Tempting ...

And Malignant Narcissism will be the national anthem!

Oh, how fitting.

No more oversung vocals in my country's anthem before sporting events!


I 2nd that choice - it's one AFL-rad song!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 09:44 AM

AFL, memories of MarkSJohnson, who needs to pop in again to Muppetize himself, BTW ...
Posted by: dllewel

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 09:48 AM

Passive Agressive Personality Disorder? Wow!!! That is incredible. The first message was pretty good, but the second one... wow. I won't say too much more in case Dimitri is an Axiom speaker owner and lurking. I don't want him calling me for sure.
Posted by: dllewel

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 09:52 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
AFL, memories of MarkSJohnson, who needs to pop in again to Muppetize himself, BTW ...


Agreed, you'd think Mark would be all over the Muppets (No, not in that way).

JP, I'm impressed you caught the AFL reference so quickly. Great memory!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 10:11 AM

Hey, remembering you 50 or so regulars is a drop in the ocean compared to my patient load ...

Course, sometimes the lines between the 2 groups blur ...
Posted by: Capn_Pickard

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 10:58 AM

Dmitri either gets no play or tons of it. I think we'd be surprised how often that kind of garbage works. Now, that said, I also bet that Dmitri will be single for a very long, long time.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 03:29 PM

This guy is so fired.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 03:39 PM

That is a lot of water.
Posted by: onn

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 04:27 PM

Nobody seemed to be in a rush to close the water supply valve
Posted by: Capn_Pickard

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 04:39 PM

 Originally Posted By: onn
Nobody seemed to be in a rush to close the water supply valve


Uh, they're Target employees. None of them know there a water shut off even exists. Looks like all of them are just going to wait until the pipe runs out of water.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 04:48 PM

Nobody seemed to be in a rush about any of it. Pathetic.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/02/08 11:53 PM

They're all just saying, "I'm so glad I didn't do that."
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/08/08 11:57 AM

Of course, now that Demetri's douchey phone message is a hit, the spin-offs are coming:

Demetri orders a pizza
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/08/08 05:21 PM


Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/08/08 05:37 PM

This one is even better:

Girl reacting to Dimitri's message
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 12:25 AM

So how was your date?
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 12:47 AM

Quite nice, actually. \:\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:35 AM

Just don't call yourself a catch.
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 06:48 AM

I was going to go Ron Burgundy and say "I'm kind of a big deal." ;\)
Posted by: Capn_Pickard

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 09:31 AM

Dimitri the Lover

My favorite part is the chronic masturbation in between appointments. I mean, haven't we all been there?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 09:59 AM

No comment.

;\)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 10:13 AM

I think I like this guy even less.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 10:23 AM

Yeah, dude has issues. Slimy issues.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 10:49 AM

On a less slimy note, here are the ten worst sports team logos. Mildly amusing, and I LOL'd at the description of #1.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 11:20 AM

I forwarded that page to my coworkers. One's a Trailblazers fan and the other's a Cubs fan.


Yeah, that last one is just odd.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 12:34 PM

Hamster using a lego elevator. This guy doesn't give up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeBKHj_WaEY
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:26 PM

Digging the banjo music.

Cursing myself for wasting 3+ minutes on this.

I'm conflicted.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:28 PM

Wasn't it Lego Elevator fans that started that flame war with Negative Orange fans back in January?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:33 PM

I don't know, but I'm sure Charles has the right angled cuts in his foot to prove it!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:34 PM

Ken, you almost made coffee come out my nose! Good one.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:41 PM

Ken joins the fun!

Sean, when Peter said "Hot brown liquid goes in, hot brown liquid comes out" yesterday, that's not what he meant.

\:o
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:45 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't want that coming out my nose, either.


Talk about serious plumbing problems. . .
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:54 PM

I have some surgeon friends who could make that happen for you, no prob!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 01:58 PM

Then at parties you could play games with people:

"Hey everybody, what am I?!" you'd say, then while your friends are amazed, you answer yourself: "A chocolate soft serve ice cream machine!"

You'd be a huge hit, I just know it.

You could go on "America's Got Talent" with that boob-crushing lady.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:04 PM

I watched a clip of that show with a woman who played the kazoo with her hoohoo.

I don't think it was real.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:19 PM

Weren't the Queefing Kazoos the rockabilly band that got booed off the stage at Bonnaroo just before Negative Orange was set to perform?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:20 PM

There are things I don't need to contemplate, let alone see.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:22 PM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
There are things I don't need to contemplate, let alone see.

*laughing so hard my forehead slumped to my desk, then I snorted.

Ken, you are so Bert.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:36 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Weren't the Queefing Kazoos the rockabilly band that got booed off the stage at Bonnaroo just before Negative Orange was set to perform?


I don't know, but I bet CV has the commemorative side-burned kazoo to prove it.




(that one was tough)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:43 PM



I'm sure you can appreciate a challenge!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 02:49 PM

I tried so hard to reference a sportscaster who's last name is Masengill, but I can't remember his first name. Frustrating.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:39 PM

I heard there's this thing on the internets that lets you search for stuff like that. Googoo or something like that.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:40 PM

You sure it's not hoohoo?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:42 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I heard there's this thing on the internets that lets you search for stuff like that. Googoo or something like that.


I tried! Nothing was coming up, though.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:44 PM

...too easy.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:45 PM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
You sure it's not hoohoo?

*chuckle*

No, and put away that kazoo.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:47 PM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I tried! Nothing was coming up, though.

That's what she said!

(goal, medic8r; assist to kcarlile)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 03:47 PM

Most men cannot find any answers when searching Hoohoo.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 04:37 PM

The answer is never verbal.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 04:40 PM

Unless it's an echo.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 04:49 PM

Sean, are you the 40 Year Old Virgin?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 04:52 PM

Slander!

He's only 38.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 04:54 PM

Bags of sand and a bologna sandwich?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 05:00 PM

Ha ha.


You guys are funny. \:\(
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/08 05:24 PM

Top Ten Funny Homeless Guy Signs
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/08 10:31 AM

I really like Shania Twain. So does this guy.

la Paquena Shania Twain

This is SFW despite the nipple slip at 0:25 ;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/08 01:35 PM

Not your style, amigos?

Then maybe you are one of the 30% of Americans who would (not) benefit from Herpex.

Safe for work, but side effects may include teleporting.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/08 01:46 PM

I think I'm glad work blocks all youtube links.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/08 09:39 PM

Okay, Herpex=funny, little Shania Twain=disturbing.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/14/08 03:33 PM

Now, if little Shania pitched Herpex, there'd be harmonic convergence!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/08 04:16 AM

I only know Russell Brand from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but after seeing him interviewed on both Letterman and Conan I'm interested in his stand-up comedy.

Here he is on Conan:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQaRdICTOXk

And on Letterman:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BQlvqWW3tGc&feature=related
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/08 12:06 PM

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?

My wife made the 2 hour drive to her Mom's house yesterday for a return sometime this evening and she actually believes I'm working on the list she gave me.

\:\)
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/08 02:59 PM

Now that is funny!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 03:35 PM

Who knew our new avatars were so foul mouthed?

Unnecessary Sesame Street Censorship

Hilarious! Suitable for work as long as nobody misinterpreted all the bleeps.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 04:06 PM

You're late!

The party was three days ago. ;\)

Break.com is pretty funny. I like gorillamask.net better, though - it usually works out my procrastinating superpower more thoroughly.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 04:07 PM

You're right, though, that video is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Do you like my sig?
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 06:15 PM

I like it. I laughed hard at that video.

Mrs. Tuttle thought it was inappropriate when I showed it to the children, though. \:\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 07:37 PM

That was great!
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/08 08:06 PM

Funny! The 'Woman Bus Driver' was pretty good also. ;\)
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/08 01:28 PM

OK Sorry, didn't read the original posting. Oh well, it resulted in a broader audience. More minds twisted is always a good day.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/08 01:30 PM

Especially if it means more business for me!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/08 06:07 PM

FCC OKs nudity on TV as long as it's Alyson Hannigan

SFW, it's from the Onion.
Posted by: grunt

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/08 09:32 PM

The onion is still ok but either it’s lost a step or I’ve just gotten use to it.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/29/08 08:50 AM

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.

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Posted by: ptRyno

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/29/08 01:43 PM

I present, Old Gregg.

I found this video to be hilarious but have discovered that people either love it or hate it, no real inbetweeners.

Crack open a fresh Baileys and enjoy!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/29/08 05:46 PM

Oldie but a goodie: Best prank call ever.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/29/08 07:29 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Oldie but a goodie: Best prank call ever.


I listened to this one on the Bob an Tom show one morning while driving to work ... thought I was going to wreck the truck. This is hilarious.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/31/08 09:56 PM

50 ways to die trying to dunk a basketball.
http://www.athlists.com/?p=30
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/31/08 10:19 PM

Well, only 20, but...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/04/08 08:43 AM

This one's for JohnK:

Touch Tone Phone Symphony.

Hmmm, somebody with more time on his hands than me. Frightening.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 11:41 AM

Here's a photo of my Uncle Tupelo ;\) at the family reunion:



Guess if I keep eating the pecan pie for breakfast, I might become a walking watermelon after all!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 11:49 AM

Jeezus Xmas, man!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 11:53 AM

Maybe it's in the genes? *gulp*

Gimme more fatback on that Big Mac!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 02:08 PM

Ewwww! Wheres our moderator when we need them.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 02:37 PM

*chuckles evilly*
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 02:38 PM

Ah, Firefox with your wonderful blocking of images. I never have to see that again.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 04:58 PM

Click here if you love eggs.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/06/08 05:43 PM

Bet that one makes the audiobytes shine, eh? :P
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 07:31 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Click here if you love eggs.


I haven't been so mixed up between
"That was cute"
or
"That makes me scared it's creator might someday move in beside me!"
since somebody once sent me to the old classic.
We Like the Moon!
.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 08:32 AM

*chuckle*

Sank you berry much ...
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 09:45 AM

Is it just me, or does my avatar look like a total smart-ass you just wanna smack?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 09:56 AM

I thought we had our share of ass-smacking talk last night in the Shout Box.

I'm sensing a theme, here, Peter. Anything you want to share with the rest of the group?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 10:09 AM

Peter's avatar looks smarmy.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 10:20 AM

He's saying, "Be nice to nerds! You may work for one some day."
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 10:27 AM

Long ago, I embraced my inner nerd.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 10:29 AM

With your left or right hand?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 10:51 AM

*must resist crude joke*
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 11:08 AM

Ah, I get it. Both hands make an embrace.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/07/08 01:35 PM

Watching this video/song about the different styles of BBQ will explain a lot to you non-southern Yankee folks.

They left off Virginia, but lump us in with NC.

This could explain a few things about me when you realize that my Mom's side of the family would fit in with the band jes' fine.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/09/08 12:14 PM

A radio station minivan has unfortunate placement of the call sign letters:

http://failblog.org/2008/08/08/radio-fail/
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/08 10:15 AM

My son enjoyed Superman ice cream a couple of times during our vacation last week. For those not in the know, it's vanilla with healthy doses of red, yellow, and blue food coloring.

The funny begins when I changed his diaper and saw that the food coloring had turned my son's poop green. Solid, kelly green. To which my wife said, "Hmm - goes in Superman, comes out Incredible Hulk!"
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/08 10:22 AM

That's why you married her.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/08 11:42 AM

Seriously, I'm a lucky guy.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/08 03:59 PM

That's funny! \:D
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/08 08:18 PM

Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/20/08 02:18 AM

Ballmer hasn't changed much, huh?

The video for the Bat for Lashes song, "What's a Girl to Do?", is cracking me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wnOUH2jk8
Posted by: Amie

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/20/08 07:36 AM

Do you think this might help Ken through his labs? At least give him something to memorize while he waits?

The System Administrator's Day Song
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 04:52 PM

Richard Dawkins reads his "fan" mail. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 08:22 PM

This has been on YouTube for awhile now, but I laugh every time I watch it. "Ken Lee"
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 08:27 PM

tulibu dibu douchoo... wow.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 08:40 PM

That was hilarious. I, too, wondered what language that was in. . . \:o
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 08:44 PM

Oh, and not that it really matters, but it should be Harry Nilsson's "Without You."

Probably the most popular prom and wedding song of the 70s.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 11:36 PM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
That was hilarious. I, too, wondered what language that was in.

Ingleshku!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/08 11:49 PM

 Quote:
Ingleshku!


Good call. Funny and accurate! \:D
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/08 09:31 AM

Unlike her lyrics, which were funny because they were inaccurate, heh.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/08 11:16 PM

Saw this linked to off of Audiojunkies.com:

Britney Spears Live!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/08 11:19 PM

"Owie!" says my ears.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/08 11:28 PM

She should sue the guy who recorded her raw vocal track.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/27/08 12:39 AM

A kid filmed his parents smoking salvia. The resulting babbling is hilarious.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/27/08 12:49 AM

Is it true love when your significant other lights your bowl for you if you have a broken hand?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/08 09:37 PM

I don't know if I've ever told you all to check out Jay Barnes's stuff, but he's pretty entertaining. He has a ton of content on his Livejournal:

livejournal shmivejournal

He also has a website:

Jay Barnes - Oh, the fun.

His highest-profile piece was Rock Paper Saddam! which still makes me laugh.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/06/08 02:33 PM

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Republican National Convention was pretty good.

Part 2
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/06/08 10:26 PM

I love Triumph.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/08 02:16 AM

This.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/08 08:25 AM

El Chorizo Bandito!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/08 10:42 AM

The comments are good, as usual. "Assault and Pepper", indeed.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/08 11:52 AM

Oh, actually, the comments on sfgate are usually the most polarized things I have ever seen. I guess both radical whackos and fascist pigs can get together to laugh at someone beating people with sausage and sprinkling them with spices.

My question is, what were the spices? And what kind of sausage was it?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/10/08 10:06 AM

Talk about too good to be true!

PharmAmorin
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/12/08 01:04 PM

This 911 call is great.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/13/08 03:18 AM

Sorry, another Triumph clip. It's him talking to the protesters at the RNC, and I thought it was even funnier than the other two parts.

Triumph at the Republican National Convention Part 3
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/13/08 05:07 AM

Conan O'Brien's Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000.(Pt 1 of 2)

Conan O'Brien's Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000.(Pt 2 of 2)

20 minutes between the two parts, but very worthwhile. I saw the clip for part 1 linked to when watching the Triumph clip, and I thought, "Hey, Ali G's Harvard speech was good, so why not give Conan a shot?" Nice material.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 10:45 AM

Mom steals daughter's identity so she can attend high school and be a cheerleader. Fails.
Posted by: merchman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 11:19 AM

I saw that on our local news. The wife and I got a chuckle out of it. That gal is a few fries short of a happy meal. \:\(
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 11:27 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
This 911 call is great.



I thought the warthog part was the punch line.

Boy, was I wrong! \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 12:47 PM

An SNL Digital Short - Space Olympics

I can't explain why this one makes me laugh.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 02:51 PM

Charles, I can't explain it either.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 03:17 PM

Oh yeah, that song's not stuck in my head. . .
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 07:49 PM

Tried to appreciate Dane Cook, but couldn't.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/08 07:59 PM

+1 Dane Cook sux.

He is so unfunny.
Posted by: myrison

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/15/08 09:42 AM

Measuring my newborn daughter's banshee-like screams with an SPL meter... and yes, she can achieve 100 dB from 1M.

I'm not sure if I feel better or worse after confirming this. While I'm impressed with her abilities, according to "the Internets," 15 minutes at this level will produce permanent hearing loss. Lovely.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/15/08 12:27 PM

That's why you have a "nursery" as a separate (soundproof) room.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/15/08 02:29 PM

OMG! She killed Cookie Monster!
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/15/08 03:42 PM

Hilarious.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/16/08 12:01 AM

Inventive costume.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/08 03:19 PM

Ex-F1 driver takes his wife around the track in a Honda...
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/08 03:51 PM

That was good.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/08 07:56 PM

The most understandable pie chart you'll ever see.

http://www.austinthirdgen.org/upload/piechart.jpg
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/08 08:04 PM

Pretty good! The simplest is often the better!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/19/08 08:24 AM

Burger King is closed???
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/19/08 09:15 AM

*smacks forehead*

Another fine product of our edjumacation system at work ...

*runs away before Tom wakes up*
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/21/08 10:35 AM

What happens when you cross Star Trek and Brokeback Mountain? The best movie trailer mashup I've seen yet.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/21/08 10:55 AM

Warning, Spoiler:
The "getting split in two halves is no theory with me" line is the best.

Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/08 10:16 AM

The following content is rated TV-14 for suggestive sexual content.

Safe for work, though, no doubt. Unless your boss has no sense of humor, and then, who knows, s/he may be just looking for a reason to fire you anyway. Hey, is that a pecan chocolate chip cookie?!

Things to do with your Mom, FAIL edition.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/08 10:51 AM

I bet you don't have these Star Wars action figures in your collection.


Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/08 11:51 AM

I used to, but I lost them in the fire.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/08 04:49 PM

Are you all familiar with Microsoft's "I'm a PC" ad campaign? This site features user-submitted lines and I found many of the submissions hilarious. \:\)

http://andimapc.com/
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/08 05:35 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA AHH HA HA. HA. Ha. huh?

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/08 09:20 AM

Mildly funny but had to be shared.


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/02/08 02:58 PM

Kids impersonating Bill O'Reilly say the darndest things!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/02/08 03:35 PM

Oh my.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/03/08 08:14 AM

Well, I had no idea who Bill O'Reilly is and now I will thankfully keep it that way.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/03/08 09:02 AM

You are extremely fortunate not to know. I wish I had that privilege.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/03/08 02:10 PM

Louis C.K. on Conan O'Brien

From the other night. All of his interviews make me laugh.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/07/08 11:45 PM

If you like a good fart joke, then this allegedly true story will not disappoint.

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/08/08 12:38 AM

I so hope that was true because it is heart-wrenchingly sad, funny, and heroic.
Posted by: lucv13

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/08/08 12:56 AM

That was hilariously gross....
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/08 01:58 PM

I knew Canadians can be pretty rugged, but I had no idea of the extent until I saw this.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/08 08:46 PM

Just sent that to one of my coworkers. She'll appreciate it.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/08 10:42 AM

Some forums get hijacked much more quickly and voraciously than this one. \:\) \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/08 10:56 AM

THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FUNNY THINGS YOU F$%#ER









;\)

good stuff...
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/08 12:21 PM

Of course, a bit of warning about the BSFW ads would have been nice...
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/08 01:43 PM

As if you need to worry. You could show it to Al.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/17/08 09:02 AM

This is one reason people have kids. So cute! \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/19/08 03:38 AM

Andy Samberg in Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

I liked this one but forgot about. Thankfully tonight's SNL reminded me of it.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/19/08 03:45 AM

He does a pretty good impression, I think.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/08 10:13 PM

The internet overdose song

I related to it. \:\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/08 10:21 PM

And to think, I didn't own a computer until I got to college in 2000. Now, I have a thousand different ways to waste time without ever moving out of my chair.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/08 11:10 PM

It's amazing we're not all rotund blobs of quivering flesh.


Edit: yet
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/22/08 08:44 AM

Rotund....
At the risk of starting another "Negative Orange" posting, I think this would be a great name for a new Amplifier manufacturer. Kind of like Rotel but the amps are waayyyy more Rotund!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/22/08 08:58 AM

In the "funny cause it's true" category....
Miscrosoft Surface get you drunk faster...
.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/22/08 09:22 AM

I'm still waiting for a holodeck.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/22/08 09:26 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
I'm still waiting for a holodeck.


That would be sooooo awesome! The future of home theater?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/08 09:37 PM

Speeding muppet caught on camera in Germany. Funny story, actually.

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/10/german-police-seek-speeding-british.html
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 12:06 AM

Ronald Chevalier
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 12:13 AM

I just found my Halloween outfit!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 02:59 PM

This is what happens when your product review comments are unmoderated: hilarity!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 04:59 PM

I think the last comment is the best.
Posted by: myrison

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 09:21 PM

Check out the actual page here. What you saw in the picture was less than half of all the comments. Hilarious.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/08 09:40 PM

That is good stuff!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 12:09 AM

Those comments are great.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 12:09 AM

This one made me laugh:

Conan O'Brien - DenyCex
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 12:13 AM

Get on it!! \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 01:07 PM

I made my porn star ID card at zackandmiristarid.com :


Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 01:36 PM

Does this supersede your old one?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 01:41 PM

I didn't need the visual of JP super-seeding anyone.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:02 PM

Wondertwin powers, activate!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:14 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Wondertwin powers, activate!


Oooh, what to choose--a puddle, or ice cubes. . .?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:38 PM

Well, if you're the water product, then that means I get to be the animal! You're very gracious!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:49 PM

Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of--a salty tear. . .for my crappy super power. . . \:\(
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:50 PM

By the way, I still can't get the Family Guy version out of my head. . .
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:55 PM

 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
By the way, I still can't get the Family Guy version out of my head. . .
I got a big eye-roll when I used that in front of the sister-in-law last weekend... "and now we play the waiting game"

Bren R.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:56 PM

\:D
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 02:57 PM

Pretty much the only way to make an ironic knuckle-dap even worse.

Bren R.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 03:17 PM

You mean terrorist fist jab?
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/30/08 06:19 PM

I never dap in anger.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/31/08 08:43 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Wondertwin powers, activate!


Form of.......Ron Jeremy!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/31/08 09:06 AM

Look, a hedgehog!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/31/08 09:18 AM

Form of. . . . . . . .lube?



This really is the worst power ever.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/31/08 10:25 AM

This guy does not have AIDS.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/31/08 10:46 AM

Nice how his beer belly gives the snout a realistic 3-d look.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/03/08 01:46 AM

Hive mind. I was just about to post that wolf shirt guy here.

I found it on UniqueDaily.com with the headline, "Dear God, lady, don't look behind you!"

Good stuff.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/03/08 09:27 AM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/04/08 11:09 AM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/04/08 05:17 PM

This is even better than ninja cat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/04/08 08:25 PM

Cats excel at getting themselves in situations, but they still need to work on the extraction part.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/07/08 01:02 AM

Okay, it's not even funny. It actually makes me sad. I guess I wanted to pervert the thrust of this thread.

Kotaku - Don't Ask Lara Croft Model Archaeology Questions
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/07/08 01:08 AM

I like when she says, "This is going to make Lara look bad," the cameraman focuses on her boobs.

That says it all.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/11/08 04:36 PM

Was this, perhaps, the worst tv show of the 80s?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/11/08 11:36 PM

Did I watch that show? I think I may have. And why are you over 11,000 posts now? Showoff.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/12/08 09:00 AM

I'm over 11,000?












Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/12/08 09:09 AM

11000? That's the funny thing you appreciate tonight. Not funny at all. ;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/12/08 09:28 AM

I think it's no small wonder that I had never seen or heard of Small Wonder.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/12/08 10:40 AM

Man, I was really hoping to catch up, too.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 08:34 PM

Now that the neighbors are back,
I have time to post this (true) story entitled
"As close to an Urban Legend as you can get."

This scene happened Yesterday (Saturday night). Someone from work was at my place to have a listen (guy looking for TV then some audio; not sure he came to the right place as his total budget is about 2000$ for everything). Anyhow.

He tells me he likes it dark for music. So I open the light in another (so we can still see something), but shut everything off in the living room.

As the music flows, he is impressed and everything, but that is not the point of the story. At some point he decides to compliment me on my power meters:

Him: "Great power meters you got there Master!" (I added the master, but I am certain he meant it that way).
Me: "What?"

He then proceeds to lower the volume and repeats the queston:
Him: "Great power meters you got there!"
Me: "What? No, I can hear you, I just don't undertand what you mean."

Him: "Sorry, I don't know all the tech jargon. I used to, but it's all so complicated now with new stuff and all."
Me: "Yeah, I know. The more they try to simplify, they get it worse..."

Him: "He he he. Nice meters, though"
Me: "What?"

Him: "The meters! Cool stuff!"

Me: "Yes, thanks! Er... what?"


Him: "Oh! Er... You know... The thing that goes up and down."
Me: "Huh?"

Him: "Aaahh! You know what I mean. The thing like in iTunes. You know. When you want to 'see' the music."
Me: "Visualizers?"

Him: "Maybe. Not sure. Is that what you called them?"
Me: "What who calls what?"

Him: "The thing! The thing that goes with the power."
Me: "..."

He then bends forward and points to the the "thing that goes up and down".
Him: "THAT! How to you call THAT in proper 'technical' terms?"
Me (very slowly): "An Ethernet switch..."

Him: "F**k!" (the guy is an IT technician and spends half his days with those devices; he just never realized that Ethernet is now an integral part of a sound system nowadays and I just happen to have TWO switches in my rack, both with 5 ports connected, which could be misinterpreted as stereo power level meters in the dark).

Just thought I would share this as we laughed a heck of a lot when it happened (and it was longer than this edited version! \:\) ).
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 08:53 PM

At least now he'll know the next time he wants to compliment someone on their meters in the dark.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 09:01 PM

 Originally Posted By: CV
At least now he'll know the next time he wants to compliment someone on their meters in the dark.

SEMI-dark. Don't get in-one-doughes! \:\)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 09:05 PM

Yeah, but is he buying the speakers?

Also, roflmao.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 09:17 PM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
Yeah, but is he buying the speakers?

Not sure, but he has a whole new appreciation of Linksys...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 09:20 PM

That's funny, Eric!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 10:16 PM

Great story! \:\) Will you now refer to him as the power meter guy at work?
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 10:21 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Great story! \:\) Will you now refer to him as the power meter guy at work?

i was thinking more in the line of "Jolly Jumper" type of jokes. Can't beat the "thing that go up and down". Or maybe stock market jokes... ;\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/16/08 10:23 PM

Hey, buddy, how did you like seeing my thing that goes up and down this weekend?
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/08 09:58 AM

Funny stuff.
In much the same fashion, I once discovered the problem with my Universal Remote when I noticed that the red signal light on my IR Blaster was keeping time with the EP500. It just needed to be moved to a higher shelf but I remember laughing aloud when I noticed.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/08 10:11 AM

Eric.... you "tell" a funny story....
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/08 11:47 AM

LOL! I'm really relieved how that story ended.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/08 01:00 PM

 Originally Posted By: EFalardeau
"Great power meters you got there!"
Orchestral (Power) Meters in the Dark?

Bren R.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/08 06:14 PM

my eyes! my ears!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/18/08 09:47 PM

Louis C.K. is a funny man. It maybe funnier if you have kids, though. \:\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/18/08 10:03 PM

I enjoy his comedy.

I'm going to click on more of his links now.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/18/08 11:41 PM

Yeah, that guy's amazing.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/08 12:00 AM

Killed a good forty minutes revisiting his comedy sets. He's lovably abusive to his family.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/08 12:25 AM

And his daughter. Man! What a douchebag. \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/08 08:54 AM

Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time.

I only checked out page one, but some of those are pretty creative.
Posted by: myrison

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/08 09:16 AM

I like the Voodoo Tattoo Sleeves. Wouldn't it be fun to show up for a day at work at a white collar job with a pair of these on?


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/25/08 08:49 AM

"Sarah Palin's Top Ten Excuses" for giving that TV interview while turkeys were being slaughtered in the background.

Letterman, he's still got it.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/25/08 10:51 AM

World's best book title and cover?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/25/08 11:25 AM

I really want to read her other book.
Posted by: myrison

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/08 03:11 AM

That was a great Top 10. It's reassuring as I've watched his show a few times and thought the quality had really gone down in recent years. This was great. \:\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/08 10:56 AM

The last line of this news story really makes the piece.

Iowa Fans Busted Having Sex in Metrodome Bathroom
Posted by: myrison

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/08 11:58 AM

Youch... rough day at the Metrodome.
Posted by: onn

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/26/08 11:59 AM

I think they both would have prefered to go to jail
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/01/08 11:18 PM

"Cooking by the Book" A Lil' Bigger Mix by Mastgrr

Be warned that there's some rough language.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/01/08 11:25 PM

I don't want to cook at all now.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/01/08 11:39 PM

Come on, cookout with your book out.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 08:50 AM

I don't like to cook by the book. I like to improvise. You know... aimless noodling?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 08:51 AM

Kitchen Jazz......
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 08:53 AM

Either that or I like to randomly toss cooked spaghetti around the kitchen.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 03:40 PM

.
Beware of the Doghouse! A Christmas warning for all men.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 04:31 PM

I like it. \:\) Too bad it's an advertisement. \:\(
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/02/08 08:24 PM

\:D That was pretty good.

Yeah, sucks about the advertisement part.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/04/08 11:12 PM

That's not my wife.

I thought it was great. My wife disagrees. You decide.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/04/08 11:26 PM

I thought it was great.


And fantastically awkward!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/04/08 11:35 PM

Not quite awkward enough.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/08 03:48 AM

An SNL Digital Short

Warning: It's crude.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/08 03:53 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Either that or I like to randomly toss cooked spaghetti around the kitchen.


I was just thinking of an angel hair afro.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/08 11:48 AM

 Originally Posted By: CV
An SNL Digital Short

Warning: It's crude.


Must not get song stuck in my head. . .

No need to be singing it all day long while I'm out in public. . .


Curses!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 05:35 PM


Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 05:38 PM

I had to read that one a few times.

\:D



Darn you, JP, for getting me hooked on LOLcats!
Posted by: Joe_in_SC

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 07:32 PM

Here's something that makes me laugh every time I watch it.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 09:03 PM

Hey Joe, that is a good one!

\:D
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 10:28 PM

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 10:30 PM

Alright, you got it!

Pseudo hive mind strikes again!!



High five! *smack*
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/08 11:35 PM

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that earlier.


:::throws shoe at JP:::
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/08 07:50 AM

 Originally Posted By: Joe_in_Ct
Here's something that makes me laugh every time I watch it.


You will have to post a title so I can find it elsewhere. I can't view your link because your crazy, "We complain about China but we are not allowed to send harmless, internet video content, outside the US border" police shut me down.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/08 10:02 AM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
 Originally Posted By: Joe_in_Ct
Here's something that makes me laugh every time I watch it.


You will have to post a title so I can find it elsewhere. I can't view your link because your crazy, "We complain about China but we are not allowed to send harmless, internet video content, outside the US border" police shut me down.


Ditto
Posted by: Joe_in_SC

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/08 09:27 PM

Search for Peyton Manning United Way video. It's from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/24/08 04:11 PM

This fail blog link is for wheelz999.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/27/08 02:18 PM

I found the Weng Weng Rap video to be ridiculous and funny.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/27/08 02:25 PM

My New Year's resolution is to get Weng Weng's haircut.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 11:20 AM

The Jeff Dunham Christmas Special was a funny break during Christmas Holidays.

I especially enjoyed 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist' pretending to be Santa Claus.
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 12:50 PM

That Christmas special had me laughing so much I thought I was going to wake up my wife who was asleep 2 floors up!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 03:24 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 05:50 PM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 06:22 PM

The smaller one could be Nolan in 12 years. You never know.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/09 07:50 PM

With the wonders of modern medicine, he could be the other one too if he wanted.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/06/09 01:43 AM

You mean that big thing is female?



Bren R.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/06/09 03:42 AM

What the deuce?!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/07/09 03:36 PM

Homemade video to a Mitch Hedberg skit, pretty funny.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/12/09 12:24 AM

How to fit four people in one (well, two) Smart Cars.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/12/09 12:32 AM

I like his t-shirt.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/12/09 01:01 AM

Good stuff.
Warning, Spoiler:
To quote Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much." Staying upright, that is. Now why on Earth did I feel the need to put this in Spoiler tags?

Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 01:04 AM

Microsoft Songsmith. Sounds like a good idea, right? The video ad is pretty unbearable, though. Still, seems like you could do some really cool stuff with it.

Someone decided to run a David Lee Roth vocal track through it and it produced this. Painfully funny and terrible. \:\) It made me giggle. (And the comments are great, too.)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 01:29 AM

That is one of the worst ads ever! Unbearable, indeed.

If you can kick as high as David Lee, you don't really need to sing, right?
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 02:17 PM

Diamond Dave's torn vocal cords that give him that "bagpipe drone and chanter" sound really creep me out.

I always thought he sang through an octaver & phaser.

Bren R.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 02:41 PM

I enjoy Van Halen when I'm in a stadium rock kind of mood but I think I need to go add Dave's solo album to the "Worst LP you ever owned" list.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 02:53 PM

I have to say, I haven't liked much of the Stones music since 'Made in the Shade'. Few songs, yeah, but nothing like the earlier tunes '65-74.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/13/09 11:40 PM

Weezer - Pork and Beans Video v2.0
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/14/09 12:19 AM

I like that song more and more.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/14/09 07:53 AM

I had to go back and listen with the video minimized because I kept losing the song to all the guest appearances. Nicely done. Musically and virally.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 03:49 PM

I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but it will so be worth it.

It's questionably safe for work. No nudity, just suggestive themes.

OK.

Deep Breath.

Here goes.
Warning, Spoiler:


Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 03:51 PM

Family or patients?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 03:53 PM

Neither - staff.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 03:54 PM

ow--laughing hurts!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 04:10 PM


Posted by: JaimeG

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 05:27 PM

 Quote:
Here goes...

Grandma?


Some things just can't be unseen; this is one of them.

Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 06:51 PM

Too funny!
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 06:52 PM

Here is a reader response to an article about Obama keeping his Blackberry. That Harper guy is the current Canadian Prime Minister:

So Obama is addicted to his blackberry and the Blackberry is made by a Canadian company. Hmmm.... OK Harper, here's what you do. Make up a list of demands for when Obama comes to Canada. Then tell him if he refuses you will nationalize Research in Motion and cut off Obama's service. I figure the Prez will cave within 48 hours.

And Stephen, don't wimp out. Go for the big stuff. Like we get Alaska, they keep Sarah Palin. Don't forget that Obama is smarter than you. He will try to keep Alaska and stick you with Palin, so don't screw up.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/09 11:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: fredk
I figure the Prez will cave within 48 hours


Could be a lead-in for next season's '24'.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/23/09 11:53 PM

Metallica's Enter Sandman lyrics, with lolcats. \:\)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/24/09 01:17 AM

Oh, man, I've been hearing those lyrics wrong for a long time... And it ain't snow white?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/24/09 11:59 PM

I'd like to be appreciating this short:

The Baby and the German Intellectual

But I can't find the video anywhere.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/26/09 10:25 AM

.
Drunk Test Fail
.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/26/09 11:38 AM

Sorry. I'm on the conference call from hell and you guys are not posting enough to keep me sufficiently diverted.

OMG! Noooo! Not another rainbow!!

Favorite quote
"Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum, is rainbows!"
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 01:17 PM

Check out the programming and general vibe on this product page from Dutch retailer HEMA. Great!

Just pull up the page and watch what happens. Sound, too.

http://producten.hema.nl/
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 01:41 PM

That's Cool! \:\)
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 01:42 PM

There's a massive white square with a flashblock icon in the middle.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 01:44 PM

Impressive, but I'd hate to be actually trying to buy something on that site.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 01:53 PM

 Originally Posted By: tomtuttle


Just pull up the page and watch what happens. Sound, too.

http://producten.hema.nl/


Haha!! that's imaginative. I was trying to scroll down the screen before I new what was going on.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 03:01 PM

Awesome. Creativity at its finest.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/28/09 03:40 PM

I've always liked Spiders on Drugs. I don't know if I first saw it linked from here or not...
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/29/09 10:39 PM

I haven't laughed this hard at anything on the internet for a long time. Check out overdubbed infomercial for Mighty Putty.

This one's about Kaboom.


(Contains profanity)
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/29/09 11:10 PM

Ha ha. I swear I don't even own a vase.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/29/09 11:34 PM

A chain... a f#*%ing chain...why not?? \:D \:D \:D
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 12:21 AM

Hey, that stuff looks pretty good...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 12:30 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
I haven't laughed this hard at anything on the internet for a long time. Check out overdubbed infomercial for Mighty Putty.

This one's about Kaboom.


(Contains profanity)


If those were the actual aired commercials, I would so buy that stuff just because. \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 12:36 AM

Yeah, I'd be kabooming everything.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 12:39 AM

I think I have some kaboom.

No magic putty though. That sh*t looks cool.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 03:24 AM

I'll have to get both products to go with my ShamWow.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 10:03 PM

You have GOT to be kidding me.

\:o
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 10:22 PM

Wow, that's the definition of shameless. ShameWow.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/30/09 10:23 PM

Uh.. dude has barely any hair. Why make a chia pet?!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/31/09 07:58 AM

Because you CAN! Yes...... You Can!

I'm gonna order them for all my friends!

Order taker? One, Please!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/09 01:27 AM

An interesting comic
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/09 02:17 AM

Nice. \:\)
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/09 01:58 PM

You can't make this stuff up:

Officials nab traveller with pigeons in his pants
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/09 02:54 PM

I picture the guy/gal searching him saying "Alright Buddy! I just found a bird in your pants!"
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/09 03:20 PM

Good thing he didn't have a couple of woodpeckers down his pants.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/09 08:05 PM

"an undeclared eggplant"


Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/09 11:16 PM

Now that's funny! \:D
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/09 02:31 PM

I really want to make this flashing traffic sign in my neighborhood say "ZOMBIES AHEAD!".

Here's how.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/09 02:57 PM

\:D
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/09 01:22 PM

More Billy Mays with another fantastic product
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/09 01:55 PM

He's a great salesman.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/09 01:57 PM

\:D That's classic. The guy who dubbs those should do Dr. Phil, too. Same kind of voice.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/09 09:03 PM

Now I'd subscribe to cable again just to watch that.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/09 09:23 PM

[Dr Phil voice::" Now George, you gotta treat her better than that, yeah, she might be a f*%&ing b$&ch sometimes, but who gives a sh%t ":Dr Phil]
[George:: "but Dr Phil..."]
[Dr Phil voice:: "Don't make f$%@ing excuses now George, that kind of sh#t won't help your relationship...okay now let's bring on George's wife now and hear what the f*%#ing B^#%ch has to say":Dr Phil].....
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/09/09 05:26 PM

Someone with a LOT of time on their hands extracted every single instance of profanity in the entire Sopranos series, and strung them together in order in this movie.

Someday I'll watch the whole damn show. I've got gaps I need to take care of.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/09/09 11:31 PM

Sony's latest product and what people think of it. \:\)

Extremely funny. Video has some profanity.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/09/09 11:39 PM

Ooh.

I want one.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 12:34 AM

Who doesn't?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 12:55 AM

I think I already have, like, four of them.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 12:56 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Someday I'll watch the whole damn show. I've got gaps I need to take care of.


That's what she said, and yeah, I have yet to watch a single episode of The Sopranos. I have the whole series in my Netflix queue, which I'll get to eventually.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 01:00 AM

Hopefully this is still the same when other people look at it.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 09:35 AM

How is a Tool CD funny?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 09:58 AM

Maybe the picture was to a "My Little Pony" video, or something?



Or. . . Ken's just not funny.


At all.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 10:12 AM

Well, on mine, it's the little ad about what's available on blu-ray just underneath the product specs.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 10:28 AM

I wondered if that was what you were talking about. I get: "Mamma Mia!" is Also Available on Blu-ray ...

Peter, that g*%#@amn video was f&*#ing hilarious, you funny piece of $#!t.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 11:56 AM

Yeah, Doc, that's it. Cracked me up, but apparently I'm the only one.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 04:55 PM

I half-raised an eyebrow, if that counts.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 06:14 PM

It doesn't.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 09:26 PM

Dang.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/09 10:21 PM

Ken, I saw it too, but wasn't sure if it was like a personalized recommendation and didn't want to admit WHY "Mamma Mia" would be recommended to me.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/13/09 04:40 PM

Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

Some of them are quite excellent. \:\) Actually, I'm about doubled over in pain from quiet at my desk laughter. \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/13/09 10:09 PM

Yeah, there are some winners in there.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/26/09 04:29 AM

This thread on modern albums with dynamic range.

No, no jokes in there... just thought that subject was a setup for a joke. Or something philosophical like "what's the sound of one hand clapping?"

Bren R.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/26/09 01:02 PM

Fredk, Fredk, you are being pm'ed re trip to Dwight...please advise, over.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/26/09 04:19 PM

I can audibly clap with one hand. It's not difficult.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/09 10:14 AM

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In what year did you begin working on your novel?

How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?

What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?

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What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?

If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/09 03:29 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/03/09 05:04 PM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/09 09:22 AM

Poor Bizkit. She's a sleepwalking/sleeprunning dog.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/09/09 10:29 AM

ALL HAIL VOICEBOX CAT.

Turn up speakers for maximum effect.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/09/09 11:12 AM

Ummm.... any chance some of your collegues have mentioned that this cat - thing fetish might be getting unhealthy?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/09/09 11:27 AM

(From Peggie, my office nurse:) "Well, now that he mentions it, there might be something there."

Crazy cat lady from the Simpsons has always been one of my favorite recurring characters...
Posted by: SatKartr

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 01:18 AM

Let's see, actually it was last night but I couldn't find this thread, we went to Keller's Hamburgers, only in Texas I would guess, it's a drive in burger joint where they bring burgers and beer to your car, along with the world's best onion rings, an outdoor jukebox with suprisingly good sound, and old fashioned chocolate milk shakes, there are Harley Davidson biker folks and all kinds of crusty types all around, for some reason it warms the soul . . .
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 01:27 AM

Is this funny, or was it the yummy thread you were looking for? Because I'm not laughing, but I'm very hungry. \:D Hungry because of the burgers, not the bikers.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 08:49 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
(From Peggie, my office nurse:) "Well, now that he mentions it, there might be something there."

Crazy cat lady from the Simpsons has always been one of my favorite recurring characters...


Hmmm,
Have you ever scrubbed your cats with a washboard down by the river?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 08:50 AM

Well, you can't base anything on that.

Hasn't everyone at one time or another?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 09:48 AM

I think you meant to say you can't bass anything on that.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 12:53 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
Have you ever scrubbed your cats with a washboard down by the river?
Still my favorite story from the "user submitted IRC chat database" :

<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan.
<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
<tieboy> how about a bath
<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
<agent_orange> butter?
<agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
<Lore> Yes.
<raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter.
<Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING
<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other
<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
<tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
<agent_orange> why not do both
<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite
<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash.
<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
<raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste the chicken'!"
<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes
<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 01:08 PM

I find it amazing how useful IRC can be in solving real problems.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/09 01:18 PM

I won't be able to stop laughing in time to see the next patient.

Damn you, BrenR!!!

Lord, that was awesome.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/11/09 02:35 AM

I can't find the original Google image of the buttered cat, but it was a guy buttering a cat... I have it as a 96x96 MSN Messenger display picture.

And this was the Isaac Hayes picture spoken of:



Bren R.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/11/09 02:46 PM

Shutcho mouth...

Mark, it's happening again!





Another good offering today:



Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/12/09 10:44 PM

How can you tell if a turtle is a male or female? It's easy if it has a sneaker fetish. (video contains turtle nudity)
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/13/09 12:33 AM

I knew shoes were female.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/13/09 05:33 PM

And I thought I found weird stuff on the web.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/09 10:26 AM

... speaking of which, here's what happens when you mash up Reservoir Dogs and TMNT:

Link

If you like that one, you may like the rest of this top ten. Disclaimer: I haven't watched them yet, just the TMNT one.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/09 11:22 AM

That's awesome. I should post this on the Axiom board! Oh, wait....
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/09 01:06 PM

Hey, look! A fast car!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/09 01:07 PM

 Originally Posted By: CV
I should post this on the Axiom board! Oh, wait....

Well, it does meet the recommended daily allowance of turtles.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 12:35 AM

This one's not so much funny as it is damned cute: a classic Sesame Street clip. Kinda reminds me of my daughter. \:\)
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 05:05 AM

I am pretty sure I remember that from when I was a kid.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 08:13 AM

Old Sesame Street clips on YouTube are always good for a laugh if I need on. Grover the Waiter clips are a personal favorite.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 08:35 AM

Gotta love Sesame Street! Sesame Street and I (and Tigger!) are all "Founded 1968", so to speak. Cool.

That girl is cute. She laughs like Nolan, my 3 yo, who now has discovered the "Guess what? ... CHICKEN BUTT!" meme.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 09:32 AM

Two of my coworkers were talking about chicken dishes last week, so of course I broke out with, "Oh, oh, guess what." Somehow they didn't even expect the next part.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/09 09:39 AM

Ha! Amateurs...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 09:03 AM

Chick-fil-A, by Tim Hawkins. I've never seen him before, but now I have to check out more of his stuff.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 09:36 AM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 10:02 AM

Funny, the way my monitor is set up, I got only the first three panels, and thought that was the end. Then I saw the fourth panel.

I think I like it better with just the three panels!

Good either way.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 10:09 AM

OMG perfect timing as this exact thing just happened to friends of mine last week after near ten years of marriage. Which looks like it will be capped at ten, by the way.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 10:58 AM

'ya think?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 11:02 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Chick-fil-A, by Tim Hawkins. I've never seen him before, but now I have to check out more of his stuff.


Pretty funny.

We don't have any of those near us, so I've never heard the pronunciation. I always read it as Chick Feel Ahhh". Never knew what the name meant. {slaps palm into forehead}
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 11:18 AM

Yeah, they're Southern, but expanding rapidly.

Don't worry, I hear that Ponch didn't know how to pronounce it either.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 11:58 AM

But if you just watch those perfect white teeth, it never really mattered what he was saying!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 12:20 PM

Mark, maybe if you're lucky, Axiom will upgrade the forums so that you can but hearts over your "i"s when you write about Ponch...

Couldn't hurt to ask, right?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/09 12:35 PM

That would be positively dreamy!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/09 04:38 PM

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Awesome. \:\)
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/09 11:20 PM

Wow, they put a lot of effort into not the strongest premise. I like it.

Here's one my sister sent me:

Kill Bill 1 & 2 in one minute
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 12:19 AM

That was good. I like the (necessarily) sped up dialog.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 03:18 AM

Speakers for sale
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 10:26 AM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 10:27 AM

I love his solution for the rattling speaker. \:\)
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 12:17 PM

20,000 spoonfuls of terror. Love it.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 01:09 PM

I couldn't watch the whole thing. The minute and a half I invested in it seemed sufficient.

How many of us solved the math teacher's problem?

Here's what I got:

Warning, Spoiler:
Dad = 31, kid = 10 years old

Posted by: PeterChenoweth

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 01:17 PM

Great stuff guys.

 Originally Posted By: CV


At least he's honest! \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 01:31 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Here's what I got:


Holy crabs. I should have a 10-year-old son.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 01:36 PM

Nah, I'm 40 and have a three-year-old son.

You've got 6 years to find Mrs. CV and get bizzay...

***sits back, waits for punchlines to roll in***
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 05:34 PM

OK, CV, your friends are obviously nicer than I thought.

In the meantime, here's a Star Wars video for all you nerds.

;\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 08:04 PM

That was great!!
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 08:31 PM

I'm sure most of you have seen this already, but...

http://www.badpets.net/DogHumor/DogsInElk.html
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/09 08:51 PM

 Originally Posted By: bridgman
I'm sure most of you have seen this already, but...

http://www.badpets.net/DogHumor/DogsInElk.html


That is funny.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/26/09 12:44 AM

My wife read that one several years ago and was in stitches for about an hour or so. She read it to me, but she was laughing too hard, and I didn't find it nearly as funny.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/26/09 12:49 AM

I keep getting the kid as 22 and the father as 79, but that can't be right.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/26/09 10:12 AM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
OMG perfect timing as this exact thing just happened to friends of mine last week after near ten years of marriage. Which looks like it will be capped at ten, by the way.


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/30/09 09:36 AM

Some guys have all the luck...


Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/09 05:01 PM

The essence of frustration....

Boy just wants to kick the ball.
.
Posted by: PeterChenoweth

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/09 05:04 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
The essence of frustration....

Boy just wants to kick the ball.
.


That video very accurately describes how some of my coworkers go about doing their jobs...

Complete with the crying.

;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 11:21 AM

Good video and comment!

Today's LOLcat WIN of the day:


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 01:09 PM

im in ur noms, spreddin toxoplasmosis.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 01:17 PM

As long as you're not spreading any disease.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 01:42 PM

The subtitles on this Joe Cocker Woodstock video are pretty funny. \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 01:43 PM

 Originally Posted By: Dr. Bukowinski
toxoplasmosis

Main thing I remember about that disease from med school is that it's the reason you don't want pregnant women changing the litter box.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 01:48 PM

"I need some wonderloaf"
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/09 02:22 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
The subtitles on this Joe Cocker Woodstock video are pretty funny. \:\)


Yes, they are!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/08/09 12:16 AM

Ladies (?) and gentlemen, I present the DLR Soundboard
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/08/09 12:33 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Ladies (?)

Yeah, they have all disappeared.

We still got it!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/08/09 01:00 PM

WOOOOOOO!! YEAaaaAAHH! that's hilarious! \:D
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/09 07:56 PM

This is making me inexplicably hungry.


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/16/09 08:27 AM

King LOLcat approves this message.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/21/09 07:07 PM

Google launches...
Scroll down to the comments and check out the post by EvilGentleman.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 10:56 AM

Not sure if this has been posted here:

Bert and Ernie on a mother^%#$@ Boat

Crank up the sound for bonus points, due to NSFW language.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 11:42 AM

Hilarious.

Bonus points for me.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 11:44 AM

Very nice.
Posted by: PeterChenoweth

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 05:01 PM

Only 9 more posts to the 1k club. Woo hoo
Posted by: danmagicman7

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 05:56 PM

Noob.
Posted by: PeterChenoweth

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/09 08:07 PM

 Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Noob.


Pretty much. \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/09 09:37 AM

Awkward Family Photos

Scroll back for some real gems. I like the Van Helsings.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/09 08:49 PM

What is going on with the Wonder Years??

"Yes, dear, that is daddy's *bleep*"
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/09 11:09 PM

That was just some messed up sh!t right there. I thought that was not so much an awkward photo as a WTF photo, a little out of place.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/15/09 12:00 AM

I can't stop laughing at it. . . . but then I get incredibly creeped out!!!
\:D \:D


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/18/09 05:51 PM

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. is my favorite author.

If you, too, like him, then you'll like these motivational posters.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/18/09 08:38 PM

Those were great! The Skill one made me laugh out loud.

I've never read Vonnegut. I'm going to get one of his books now.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/18/09 10:22 PM

That was great! I read a lot of Vonnegut in my 20's
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/18/09 11:56 PM

*
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 12:36 AM

Nice posters. I have to admit I haven't read any of his work. I'm a dullard.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 01:09 AM

Oh, yeah, and I meant to post the link to this Marina & The Diamonds blog entry about her chest and mouth. It made me laugh, and now I always have to refer to her as 28G.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 02:03 AM

You made me look for a picture of her.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 02:58 AM

Ha ha, of course. There are things you just have to investigate.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 08:46 AM

Ditto, Sean.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 08:56 AM

 Quote:
I have to admit I haven't read any of his work. I'm a dullard.

That's a shame, because you could really use a WOB from the sound of it.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 10:24 AM

You have to watch our for those squirrels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYocnoj3nXs
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 11:55 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
That's a shame, because you could really use a WOB from the sound of it.


 Quote:
WOB Wolfsburg (Germany)
WOB Wet Openbaarheid Van Bestuur
WOB Woman-Owned Business
WOB Work of Breathing
WOB Weight On Bit (Oil Industry)
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth (slang)
WOB White On Black (printing)
WOB Writing on Back (descriptive of condition of vintage postcards & other ephemera)
WOB World of Britney (website)
WOB Wife of Bath
WOB World of Business
WOB Way of Being
WOB Wings of Blue (Air Force Academy)
WOB Whole of Business
WOB Weight of Blend
WOB Work Order Bin


Hmmm, which to choose...?
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 11:56 AM

Ninjas of the forest, baby.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/19/09 12:53 PM

Of course! NOFBWOB. Makes perfect sense now.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 08:43 AM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
*

Hey, this is a family forum!

[Read "Breakfast of Champions" to get this one.]
Posted by: danmagicman7

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 08:55 AM

ME BEING F'ING DONE WITH FINALS
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 10:48 AM

You spelled FAILING wrong.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:05 PM

I think he got it 79% right!

;\)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:25 PM

4/7 is 57%. You fail, too.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:27 PM

You assume each letter has the same value!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:29 PM

This isn't scrabble.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:30 PM

Stop being jealous of my triple word score.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:34 PM

And you used all seven letter tiles, too. I hate you.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:35 PM

If you have an issue, take it up with the board.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 02:51 PM

I don't think that would get me anywhere. The board is filled with a bunch of squares.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 03:02 PM

I am the Godzilla of our local Scrabble league. Bring it.
Posted by: danmagicman7

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 04:59 PM

Got a 97% on the lab part of the exam. Bring it.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/20/09 05:27 PM

Hey, we got the numbers right, but in the wrong order.

Congrats on the 97 - much better than a 79!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/21/09 06:11 AM

Excellent Dan! Woo Hoo!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/21/09 02:02 PM

Rivers Cuomo in a great outfit.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/21/09 02:15 PM

I didn't need to see that.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/22/09 09:25 AM

This lady will make you feel smart:

Rainbow Conspiracy
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/22/09 11:16 AM

That's the scariest thing I've ever watched.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/22/09 02:47 PM

Scary and sad.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/31/09 01:27 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I didn't need to see that.


By the way, I didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an article explaining the attire:

Wuggies: Weezer Creates Their Own Snuggie
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/02/09 11:58 PM

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/06/other_shows_that_could_use_a_g.html?sc=fb&cc=fp
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/09 12:10 AM

That's good!!



It makes me want to get a catapult.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/09 10:51 AM

Maybe we can build one this weekend!

Home Depot run!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/03/09 09:15 PM

Whoo hoo!

*adds it to the weekend planner*
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/04/09 07:11 AM

You could offer your services to those people who forgot passports at our border now that the new laws are in place.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/09 10:03 AM

Best cat training device I've ever seen: The Blender Defender

\:\)
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/09 11:41 AM

Perhaps the greatest hack of all time. Sweet!
Posted by: BlueJays1

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/05/09 03:42 PM

A Bear and a rabbit were taking a @#$% in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with @#$% sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

What can I say, I have been on a delirious kick lately.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/06/09 10:44 AM

So the bear had a hare-y ass?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/06/09 05:03 PM

Newegg.com - Give the Gift of BOSE® Quality Sound and Save

This seemed more appropriate than the Deals thread.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/06/09 06:59 PM

That IS funny!

\:D
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/07/09 12:01 AM

Yeah, that father and son are sitting way too close to get good imaging.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/08/09 09:09 AM

But they are getting great imagining.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/13/09 01:18 AM

Norm Macdonald on The Tonight Show last night was pretty good:

Norm MacDonald on 'The Tonight Show': He's a national treasure
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/13/09 01:54 AM

I guess I should have linked to the first part first.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/13/09 02:15 AM

That was funny. I like Norm Macdonald.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/15/09 12:58 PM

While this is specifically relevant to our Virginia and Metro DC brothers, I think it is highly applicable to anybody who lives in North American suburbia. Great stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/15/09 01:06 PM

I've so far refused to watch that for reasons that remain vague, even to myself.

That guy was featured on the local news last night (DC, Ch 5).
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/15/09 01:07 PM

BTW, Tom, I'm digging your shiny new avatar - let's immortalize the bigger version of that in the avatars thread, bitte schoen.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/16/09 10:32 AM

Wierd Al comes through with an instant classic:
Craigslist, in the style of The Doors, featuring Ray Manzarek himself on the keyboard.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/16/09 11:26 AM

Wow. Al delivers again, indeed. He really found his purpose in life. His band is just as amazing, replicating all those different styles over the years.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/16/09 01:53 PM

The guy is amazing.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/20/09 10:16 PM

Auto-Tune the News

#1

#2

#3

#4

I like it.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/22/09 09:42 AM

Didn't watch them all but they are pretty well done.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/25/09 02:24 AM

#5

Still makes me laugh.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/03/09 09:12 PM

Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions (YouTube)

Okay, so I'm behind on watching Lonely Island videos.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/03/09 10:26 PM

Pretty funny.... \:\)
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/09 06:31 PM

Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/12/09 05:16 PM

Brüno on the Today Show with Matt Lauer
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/12/09 05:29 PM

And that made me watch this classic interview of Posh Spice and David Beckham by Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 12:26 AM

My coworker told me about this commercial, so I had to look it up.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 12:46 AM

I think what's funnier than the commercial is not knowing who makes it and trying to search for it.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 12:50 AM

 Originally Posted By: CV
My coworker told me about this commercial, so I had to look it up.


Ah, the new Schick Topiary Blade. Makes a good stocking stuffer.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 12:54 AM

How many stockings have you been stuffing?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 01:01 AM

You mean I'm supposed to keep track?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/09 01:19 AM

You live dangerously!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/26/09 12:02 AM

This is the best FAIL pic I've seen yet. And completely accurate.

Hat Fail
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/26/09 12:06 AM

Ha ha, that's great.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/01/09 06:00 PM

Marina cracks me up.

Her blog post about her new poncho.

And you can see it in this live clip.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/02/09 02:42 PM

I'd better check her heartbeat.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/02/09 02:52 PM

Who? The woman with the heart on?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/02/09 02:52 PM

\:D
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/02/09 02:52 PM

Apparently some things have changed since last time I took an anatomy class!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/02/09 02:58 PM

The male body is the one that needs the heart to move down to Florida later in life to increase potency.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/04/09 12:15 PM

Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/09 12:55 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/09 01:19 PM

Mwah ha ha, another convert to the LOLcat fold.

I'm mailing you complimentary tickets to the next convention...
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/09 02:06 PM

The big annual one is taking place in The Mouths of Cerberus this year.

I wish that was a real location.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/09 04:21 PM

Whiny Facebook-Updating Woman vs. Her "Friended" Boss... WHO YA GOT?!?!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/09 11:18 PM

I'm appreciating the humor of this article's author's ignorance. See paraphraph 8, the one about British scientist Steven Hawking.

http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=333933006516877
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/11/09 11:59 PM

Ha ha, Marina looks like she could kick my butt:

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/89260398/Redferns
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/09 08:40 AM

I'd let her kick mine....
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/14/09 12:52 AM

I like this picture of Lovefoxxx.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/18/09 04:59 PM

The Rolling Stones like you've never heard them before:

http://www.stsanders.com/
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/19/09 12:05 AM

I like it. \:\)
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/09 07:54 AM

Is this what we have become?

Big Bang Theory -- The Acoustic Sweet Spot
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/09 08:10 AM

Sheldon has a golden ear, much like a recent visitor to the forums. \:D
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/09 11:29 PM

Funny homemade signs. I like the bicycle one, the sting ray one, and Sir Oinks-a-lot the best.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/09 11:34 PM

Wooooooww.
Posted by: BlueJays1

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/09 11:36 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
Is this what we have become?

Big Bang Theory -- The Acoustic Sweet Spot


Saw that episode tonight. Thought that was hilarious. I would laugh my ass off if someone did that in real life at the theatre.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/09 02:31 PM

Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/09 04:29 PM

Good, but I think they're slipping.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/03/09 12:10 AM

There were some weaker moments, yeah, but I'm still enjoying them.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 05:12 PM

Usually, I take a pass on Hitler references, but I found this dub laugh-out-loud funny. As an Oasis fan, I empathize with him.

Hitler reacts to the Oasis Split.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 05:21 PM

What movie is the clip from?
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 05:22 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
As an Oasis fan, I empathize with him.


Don't worry, The Verve are recording a new album. \:\)
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 05:25 PM

Mark, according to one of the YouTube replies the clip is from the movie 'Downfall'...

Downfall

Never heard of it, but it looks interesting.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 11:08 PM

 Originally Posted By: RickF
 Originally Posted By: medic8r
As an Oasis fan, I empathize with him.

Don't worry, The Verve are recording a new album. \:\)

LOL! That was one of my favorite bits. Well played, sir.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/04/09 11:27 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Usually, I take a pass on Hitler references


What do you have against Hitler?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/05/09 12:21 AM

Lovefoxxx is such a dorkkk on CSS's bloggg.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/05/09 12:24 AM

Ha ha ha!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/05/09 01:36 PM

Secretary Chung and President Obama Auto-Tune Health Care
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/06/09 01:10 AM

Mommy, what does virgin mean?

So great. Watch it all. \:\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/15/09 10:04 AM

Great tattoo maker!

Yes, the "gr8 tat2" maker, a toy, for kids!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/09 12:08 AM

I'm surprised Ken hasn't posted this, since it's through him that I know if it. This is totally a music geek joke, and even then, it's an eye-roller, but still clever.

---

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, and the sopranout in the bathroom, everything has become altoo much treble; he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/09 09:50 AM

HaHa!! there's way too many punchlines in there for just one joke!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/09 10:14 AM

The music part of my brain hurts now.

Here's one for you Facebook fans: 4 awkward Facebook "like"s.

And, everyone remember, it's Movie Quote Thursday.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/17/09 08:49 PM

Those are funny!


Oh, and awkward, too!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/22/09 12:22 AM

She sure does.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/22/09 12:27 AM

*looks*

You know, I do too!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/09 09:16 AM

I think I found the funniest video on the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/09 09:25 AM

That one IS pretty funny!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/09 09:34 AM

Keep clicking on :07 on the timeline for instant replays.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/09 08:45 PM

That is hilarious!

I don't think I've ever seen a cat misjudge something that bad.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/09 01:12 PM

This one is good too!
Posted by: AdamP88

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/09 02:53 PM

Sorry Peter, this one beats yours by a mile. \:\)

Stealth kitty

The music definitely helps, too.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/09 02:58 PM

Seen that, but I don't find it as funny, just more impressive. This one says WIN while the other one FAIL.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/09 03:22 PM

I saw Ninja cat before but I laughed out loud at the ending of Mark's. It reminds me of the old days when I used to try and impress my Sensei and get horribly humiliated every time.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/09 04:08 PM

So, if you ever wondered what it would be like if Speakergrrl expanded her territory past the Axiom boards, then you might enjoy NoFirstDate.com.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/09 08:19 PM

Those are funny, J.P.
\:D
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/09 08:25 PM

Dude...some guys are REALLY desperate...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/09 08:27 PM

Truly!!

At least the first guy drew the line at helping her house stolen goods.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/09 10:13 AM

This one's for pmbuko and the other Photoshoppers out there. But the rest of you can look also. Just enjoy the progression of the pictures.

Photoshop Tennis on FARK.com
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/09 10:41 AM

I think you know me, because I found that to be hilarious. First lol moment was the addition of "I see four lights!" Picard. Another one was the addition of this dog.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/09 11:01 AM

Hey, thanks for the reference. That is one hip-mo-tized dog.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/09 08:15 PM

That was creepy.

I'm going to have nightmares about that dog's eyes.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/02/09 10:38 PM

When you just gotta have it.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/02/09 10:54 PM

Now THAT'S style! \:D
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/02/09 11:04 PM

The small farming community where I work in south Florida (30 miles west of West Palm Beach) has a private school next to the airport, a few years back there was a student who lived in West Palm and was dropped off at school by his dad in their Bell Jet Ranger helicopter ... the ultimate chick magnet.

We also had a guy down here who would fly and land his Robinson R44 helicopter at one of the restaurants on the outskirts of town for lunch a few days a week.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/08/09 01:17 PM

remember when reporters and newscasters used to at least 'pretend' to be objective?

.....cause that's how long it will take to unfreeze my PC?.....
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/11/09 01:18 PM

Eavesdropping ... You want some of this?
Posted by: SirQuack

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/11/09 01:37 PM

that is funny as $hit, thanks Rick.....lmao
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/11/09 03:26 PM

\:\) I like it.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/11/09 03:30 PM

 Originally Posted By: Murph
remember when reporters and newscasters used to at least 'pretend' to be objective?

.....cause that's how long it will take to unfreeze my PC?.....


You're right. That was pretty pathetic.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 12:25 AM

 Originally Posted By: RickF
Eavesdropping ... You want some of this?

This Video is not curently available in your country
Ha ha. Funny... ;\)

Edit: can somebody draw me a picture and post it. I hate missing out on funny.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 02:56 PM

Top Ten Creepy Unintentionally Sexually Charged Commercials

A couple of these have been featured in the thread previously, but now they're all in one place.

I voted for the Shake Weight - many lulz raht thar.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 03:08 PM

The Wunder Boner!

My wife would like that.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 03:56 PM

I'll bring mine and then she can have two!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 04:10 PM

Don't forget the base, it can be used as a chopping board.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 04:38 PM

I'm now how to entendre that one.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 05:54 PM

No Lorena Bobbit jokes, please.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/12/09 09:12 PM

Wow, I sure botched up that sentence.... Should have read "I'm not sure how to entendre that one."
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/09 02:57 PM

Don't worry about it. Those things are bound to happen when your wife is operating the Wunder Boner.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/09 12:22 PM

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared..

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea, he went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/15/09 03:33 PM

Auto-tune the News #9 is the best yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnoD3NUux3M
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/16/09 12:26 AM

I totally forgot about Auto-Tune the News. Thanks for the heads-up. \:D
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/19/09 07:40 PM


Posted by: merchman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/19/09 07:44 PM

\:D
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 12:40 AM

The set-up line for this site really sets the tone and makes all the laughs possible. I particularly liked the gentleman with the layers of hats. And the lumberjack shirt.

Russian gangsters make me proud of American gangsters.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 12:42 AM

Good god. The 12 year olds with the knives and clubs. Niiiice.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 12:58 AM

Yeah, my favorite is the homeboy with the yellow bandana and cream colored suit.

He's one tough mofo.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 01:04 AM

OMG - no lie, when I posted it, I almost typed, "Watch for the picture of Sean and his yellow bandana."

Where do you do your shopping?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 01:18 AM

K-martski.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 09:09 AM

No like blue-lightsky, so I go Wal-martsky.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/09 11:08 AM

Cyrillic old skool, yo!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/09 01:27 PM

Another Downfall remix. This time, it's about the Balloon Boy hoax. Awesome reference to a 1980s movie, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/09 02:45 PM

Pretty funny!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/09 03:06 PM

I wonder what the Minister of PooP-aganda Goebbels thinks of this.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/09 04:44 PM

Creed Shreds 3. I knew they were bad, but...
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/09 09:47 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Creed Shreds 3. I knew they were bad, but...


They actually sound pretty good there!

Well, I think it's an improvement.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/05/09 01:48 PM


Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/05/09 02:08 PM

\:D
Posted by: fredk

Re: A Mans Journey... - 11/06/09 06:54 PM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 33 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 40 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that after 20 years of marriage she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Posted by: SirQuack

Re: A Mans Journey... - 11/06/09 07:05 PM

Your wish is my command...


Posted by: fredk

Re: A Mans Journey... - 11/06/09 08:37 PM

\:D

The guy who sent me the email will appreciate those.
Posted by: fredk

Re: A Mans Journey... - 11/07/09 01:01 PM

What are the chances of rehabilitation?
Posted by: Adrian

Re: A Mans Journey... - 11/07/09 05:29 PM

Some people just never got their fair share of grey matter.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/09 01:18 PM

I just watched this very entertaining CG cartoon about a rookie CIA agent's run-in with a pigeon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/09 05:48 AM

Funny!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/09 07:29 AM

Yeah. Especially the eyes.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/09 09:01 AM

I find it very hard to believe that they could endure the high pressure spray of a car wash. Especially on...........the eyes.

I know my ..........eyes....are shrinking back into my body just thinking about it.

Also, depending on what options they paid for, waxing my ..........eyes.... also paints a disturbing picture that I don't want to think about, either.

I now understand why my dog never liked the car wash. He takes very good care when he washes his.........eyes.... also.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/09 09:32 AM

So it's unanimous? The Eyes have it?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/09 12:03 AM

Hey, check out Marina being sarcastic about how clever I am!:

HIDE TO SEEK.
Oh dear GOD.
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL ADDITIONS TO MANKIND.
INVISIBLE SHOES.

Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/09 10:03 AM

It's always nice when a celebrity directly acknowledges your existence. \:\)

This is why I always throw rocks at celebrities if I see them in public.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/09 11:28 AM

Wow. Way to give a complement, dude. "marina I think your a hot chick with an amazing voice. "
Posted by: fredk

Merry Christmas... I think. - 12/25/09 02:05 PM

With friends like these...
Posted by: CV

Re: Merry Christmas... I think. - 12/25/09 02:20 PM

That's a pretty good one.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: Merry Christmas... I think. - 12/29/09 11:36 AM

There's been a bunch of "On a Boat" parodies, but this one still made me laugh:

"I'm on a Mac"
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: Merry Christmas... I think. - 12/30/09 11:46 PM

This was kind of amusing:
Dave Matthews Beer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY7WmepCcBY
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/30/09 11:56 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
I just watched this very entertaining CG cartoon about a rookie CIA agent's run-in with a pigeon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA


Helluva nice briefcase.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/03/10 08:34 PM

http://www.dontevenreply.com . Funny Stuff!

 Quote:

Christmas Dinner
Posted at: 2009-12-06 12:21:18 | 246 comments | Add Comment
Original ad:
we need profesional catering for our christmas day dinner party. must have experence catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY
From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hello,

I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know.

Thanks,

Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

michael thank you for responding. what are your rates? we are expeting about twenty people at are dinner party so will need enough food for all of them. can you supply the food and we reembirse you? also do you have a menu of mealss you cook for us to choose from?

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

Supplying the food will not be a problem. I have a wide variety of exquisite dishes for you to choose from, which I will list below. My rates are per person and it depends on the meal, but generally ranges from $20-$40 per person. Here are the meals I typically offer:

La Nouille du Triomphe
A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning.

Le Repas du Fromage Délicieux
A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms.

Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne
A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection.

Le Sandwich Rouge
A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping.

Dessert

Le Plat du Lait et de la Céréale
A satisfying end to your meal, this dessert consists of a bowl of fruit loops served with either skim or 2% milk. Milk can be substituted with water for those on a diet.

La Pâtisserie Bourrée
Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight.

Let me know which meals you are interested in, and I can give you a quote on how much everything will cost.

Thank you,
Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

what the fuck you actully cater that shit to people ? yea im gonna serve easy mac and twinkies for christmas dinner are you fuckin kidding me. my son in college could make that shit!

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

The twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac. If you aren't interested in that meal, would you consider any of my other options? My personal favorite is Le Sandwich Rouge. That is also very affordable. For twenty people, it would probably cost you about $400.

Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

I am personally offended that you are insulting my masterpiece meals. These are perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations of chefs in my family. Cooking is my art, and for you to insult me without even trying my work is just plain rude.

Michael

Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/10 03:44 PM

Today's (12/4/10) cracked me up to no end, but the whole strip is great. http://basicinstructions.net/
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/10 10:24 PM

He reminds me of Bren.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/05/10 12:17 AM

And she could be Mary?
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/08/10 09:31 AM

Thought you might get a chuckle out of this. We noticed it in a neighboring building yesterday going for coffee. The picture is horrible as it was taken through a glass door with a camera phone. The ghostly image is the coworker with the camera but if you stare through it you will see that Santa is taking way too much liberty from the term, "Christmas Nutcracker."



The other funny thing is that the photographer tried to block the flash with her finger but instead it glowed like ET.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/08/10 10:10 AM

I found an internet comedy goldmine. The tagline of this site tells you all you need to know.

Sleep Talkin' Man

"My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from our of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I though it only fair to share them with the world."
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/08/10 07:39 PM

I would really like to hear audio clips of many of those quotes!
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/12/10 11:46 AM

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. '

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.'

Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.
'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.'

'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office. 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.

'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch since you got here.'
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/14/10 07:09 PM

Recent discussion made me think of The Two Cow Philosophy of Government. There are other versions of this list, of course, but I thought some of these were particularly funny.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/14/10 10:26 PM

A bit of harmless fun.

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/100114/K011404AU.html

Reminds me of my days of sliding down the lower slopes of Mount Norkway in a dish pan.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/14/10 10:37 PM

I met a beautiful girl the other day and she wanted to know if I liked breasts or legs, I told her I prefer a shaved sn*tch.

Anyway, they won't let me in at KFC anymore.
Posted by: madjak

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/15/10 02:43 AM

ok,

Toyota New Zealand have to make some for the best ads...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTmzLpV4zpU
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/10 08:45 PM

I don't know why I kept thinking of the Axiom forums as I was watching this.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/22/10 09:00 PM

I see what you mean, Ken.

That was pretty witty!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 10:33 AM

Ok, so this isn't exactly funny, but it's sure to get a strong reaction.


Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 10:51 AM

Ha, it took so long for the picture to load I was sitting here wondering what you left out.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 11:11 AM

 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
I don't know why I kept thinking of the Axiom forums as I was watching this.


Ken you would get a kick out of a couple of the fishing forums I visit. \:D
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 12:28 PM

Nice picture.

I just keep thinking of Carrie Fisher's duct tape.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 01:07 PM

I remember her saying that she was thinking of one day holding a lottery to see which crew member got to pull it off, but she never did.
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 02:09 PM

Not sure how the rest of the world handles it, but in Ontario car license plates are assigned to the owner, not the vehicle.

This morning the vehicle in front of me had "1COOL4X4" on the license plate, which would have been fine on a lifted Jeep but the guy was driving a Toyota Corolla.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 02:16 PM

Maybe the owners name was Juan Coolferbifor.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 03:00 PM

heh heh. Plates belong to owners here too. I'm glad I didn't opt to get the plate reading ollllo I was thinking of getting. It would no longer suit my ride either.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 03:09 PM

I tried to get "MEDIC8R" on my new Georgia tag, but it got rejected. They musta thought I was endorsing recreational medic8ing.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 03:33 PM

Or maybe they thought you were a Medic Hater, they misinterpretted.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 04:21 PM

Virginia was much easier to get vanity tags in. I saw "I95 SUX" and "RT3 SUX". Yes, I saw them on I-95 and Virginia Route 3.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 04:22 PM

Interesting post-script: SUX is the airport code for Sioux City, Iowa.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 04:26 PM

From the wikipedia article:

The airport designator "SUX" has been contentious. Sioux City Mayor Craig Berenstein in 2002 described SUX as an "embarrassment" to the city. After petitioning the FAA for a changed airport identifier in 1998 and 2002, authorities found the alternatives offered - GWU, GYO, GYT, SGV and GAY - to be unappealing, and elected to stay with SUX. In October 2007, airport board member Dave Bernstein proposed embracing the identifier, saying "Let's make the best of it. I think we have the opportunity to turn it into a positive." and noting "I've got buddies that I went to college with in different cities that can't even remember their own birthdays, but they all know the Sioux City designator — SUX." The airport now sells merchandise with the words "Fly SUX".

---

Was it not hilarious that the FAA basically said, "We'll trade you a GAY for a SUX"?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/25/10 07:41 PM

Then they'd have to put mesh tank tops on all incoming flights.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/26/10 05:04 PM

I found a leak in my basement this last couple of days with the warmer weather. I patched that very spot a few years ago by chiselling out the crack some, then mixing up a patch of hydraulic cement and filling it back in. It seemed OK until yesterday when I noticed a small puddle on the basement floor. Anyway, for the last couple of hours I've been chiselling and grinding out the crack to seal it again...real messy crap....

Errr, I think we should start a new thread..."What shitee thing are you not appreciating tonight?"
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/10 06:37 AM

For all you Apple fans.
Posted by: madjak

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/10 07:03 PM

Live TV broadcast whilst employee in background is watching porn.

http://money.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1007509

He even turns around at the end to show himself....
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/10 09:54 PM

:::tries to quickly hit delete button and accidently sells a million shares of IBM:::
Posted by: madjak

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/10 10:53 PM

 Originally Posted By: Adrian
:::tries to quickly hit delete button and accidently sells a million shares of IBM:::


Oh, hell, there starts GFC V2.0.

The plot thickens with this one. Apparently his screen says "Now turn around" just before he turns around...

The words is some of his work mates set him up.....
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/10 12:54 PM

I wondered if that might be the case. Something just didn't seem right with his behavior.
Posted by: madjak

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/10 06:56 PM

So now the model has gone in to bat for the guy to save his job (nothing to do with the publicity of course)...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1008408/miranda-kerr-supports-macquarie-banker

Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/10 11:51 PM

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

Real scenes/quotes from Star Trek:TNG, cherry-picked and arranged together in a certain way. \:\)
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 04:54 AM

That was really well done!

I've never watched TNG, and really didn't think I'd watch all 10 minutes, but....
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 07:04 AM

 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson

I've never watched TNG...

****GASP***

I was obsessed with that show from about 1990 to its end in 1994.
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 07:19 AM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
I was obsessed with that show from about 1990 to its end in 1994.

And look where it lead you...
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 08:58 AM

 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
That was really well done!

I've never watched TNG, and really didn't think I'd watch all 10 minutes, but....


WHAT? Aside from the highly annoying Wesley character, it should have been your favorite show back in the day. At least from an obligatory nature for anyone obsessed with electronics and gadgetry and such.

Now, had you said the very first episode turned you off of it, I would have given you that. Q went on to become one of the most interesting characters but Episode one was so over the top, I almost gave up on the series.

There, I did it. I insulted episode #1. Now we will both be hunted down by packs mad Treckies. I couldn't leave you to the wolves alone Mark!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 09:03 AM

Remember, I'm the one who stated recently that I wasn't all that geeky!
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 09:05 AM

Yeah, but everyone assumed you had stated that because you're a closet geek and were in denial.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 09:08 AM

Oh, no. I'm so out of the closet in terms of my non-geekyness, I've even admitted that I've never built a computer!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 09:17 AM

Man, that SIG line is SO very funny.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 09:41 AM

Hmm, lets review.
Audio equipement nut.
Attends an audio equipement web board daily.
Spends a lot of time on the Internet, see above.
Just how many camera lenses do you own?
Currently has Stewie Griffin as his avatar.

Face it. You Are One Of US Now! "We are a family and it's time we showed the world that we are to be feared and respected." Oh Wait.... That was a quote from the last "Heroes" episode. Still....
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 10:29 AM

Hmmmm...you mean I'm assimilating to Geekdom the way JP is assimilating to the belt buckle?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/05/10 10:44 AM

Yeah, the locals have almost rid me of my inner demon, bbigwyres.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 12:14 AM

Oh wow. What a dip$#!*
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 12:30 AM

Ken, you just made my head explode with that.


What a pompous something-or-other. . .
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 12:31 AM

I wanted to slap him through my computer!
Posted by: SirQuack

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 12:38 AM

Watching some youtube video from som dumb a$$ that has no idea what he is talking about regarding home brew making, lol.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 01:22 AM

That was pretty bad.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 01:24 AM

It was terrible!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 01:30 AM

Unbelievable how bad some people can make themselves look.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 09:15 AM

At first I thought he was just drunk, so I was willing to cut him some slack. But then he seemed more lucid and just generally asslike. Wow, he was an awful interview. Epic awfulness.

The subtitles were hilarious!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 10:39 AM

Billy-Boob.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/06/10 11:24 AM

Yeah, I was thinking he was stoned or something until about halfway in.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/10 02:58 AM

Ah "famous guy bands"...

Reminds me of Frenzal Rhomb's song "Russell Crowe's Band"

"Even if our paycheques might as well be counterfeit,
at least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a f***ing pile of sh*t"

Bren R.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/10 12:54 PM

This Super Bowl photographer has a sense of humor
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/10 02:15 PM

Very good, Peter!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/10 03:03 PM


Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/17/10 08:41 PM

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without
missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some a**hole's got my pen!'
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/17/10 08:58 PM

That's a pen-ultimate joke.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/18/10 01:24 AM

Just watched an old DS9. In the credits, one of the characters is listed as "Medical Big Shot."

Seems unusual for Star Trek...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/18/10 06:41 AM

It was my first acting gig. Dr. Horse House was my understudy.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/28/10 01:33 AM

Topless Robot has an interesting contest going on until midnight: what fictional character would you most like to kill? The blog post is pretty funny, but the comments are effing hilarious.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/28/10 01:47 AM

Wow, my first thought was Jar Jar, too. Apparently I'm not alone in that sentiment. Ha ha, like I'm surprised!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/10 10:32 AM

Absolutely, Jar Jar. Anybody putting in other names is just trying to be cooler than the next guy with their non-conformist originality.

The only alternate answer I would accept is Mr. Lucas himself for creating him and slowly turning my most favorite movie of all time into an ever worsening spiral of childish humor wrapped around the least cohesive story lines I have ever seen in a series. But unfortunately, he is not fictional, so Jar Jar it is.

The Wonder Twins are a close second for ruining my childhood cartoon heroes. Even when I was young, I knew they were just wrong.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/10 04:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

No comment.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/10 05:04 PM

Gag city.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/02/10 11:54 AM

Now I know what happens when Mr Bean gets infected by the Progenitor Virus.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 02:24 PM

This picture:


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 02:32 PM

and this one:


Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 03:12 PM

Very good, JP!


Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 03:22 PM

No thanks. I'm on a diet.


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 03:43 PM

Wow, that's highly disturbing!
Posted by: Sloped

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/04/10 03:56 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 10:05 AM

LOL!
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 06:45 PM

Whoa, now *that's* a compelling argument for vegetarianism.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 07:05 PM

Eh, not gonna work with this crowd, though.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 07:32 PM

I love the "Meesa Delicious!" part.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 11:13 PM

Not exactly funny, but make sure you watch to the end. It will make you go

O_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sYVLHwf7JQ
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 11:23 PM

Yes, it did embiggen one testicle while shriveling the other.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/10 11:49 PM

I'm really late watching the latest Auto-Tune the News.

Auto-Tune the News #10: Turtles.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/10 02:47 PM



No comment. (Urp..)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/10 02:58 PM

I can has pastels?
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/10 03:39 PM

Thtarship trooper?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/09/10 04:04 PM

Text of some of Paul Lynde's best Hollywood Squares answers.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/10/10 01:03 PM

A barbershop quartet hits on a girl from a Taxi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YUAnhM4TY4
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/12/10 04:39 PM

Here's a remix of the happy Russian "Trolololololo" guy that's even more painful than the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ&fmt=18
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/12/10 07:45 PM

that one seems more fitting.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/13/10 05:56 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Here's a remix of the happy Russian "Trolololololo" guy that's even more painful than the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ&fmt=18


He reminds me of the aliens on Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/10 11:56 AM

Best T-shirt I've seen in a while. \:\)
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/16/10 12:17 PM

 Originally Posted By: CatBrat

He reminds me of the aliens on Galaxy Quest.

LMAO!! you're so right!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/17/10 11:40 PM

Check out this lucky guy polishing his classic Ferrari 250 GTO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu5mgbwz9HI
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/18/10 12:22 AM

The day my arse died

Two dudes eat the world's hottest curry. Lovingly named "Satan's Ashes".
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/18/10 12:37 AM

Now... why? Perhaps I'm just getting old.
Posted by: a401classic

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/10 03:27 PM

So we're sitting in a restaurant last night and my oldest boy (17) made the comment that his hair was getting darker - he used to be a platinum blond - but it was still lighter than his brothers... and not as light as my wife's. Then I said, yeah, but she has her hair highlighted. To which she commented that there was better way to find out the true color of a girls hair... at which point she caught herself and stopped talking. So the 17 year old finishes her statement with "... does the carpet match the drapes?"

Five minutes later, we were still laughing, still red-faced, and the rest of the restaurant was still staring at us. The other two at the table (7 and 13) were sitting with completely puzzled looks on their faces -thank God!

So at some point they get it. Now we know we have to be more careful...

Scott
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/10 04:19 PM

A family that laughs together is a wonderful thing. \:\)
Posted by: a401classic

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/19/10 06:58 PM

Yeah, we keep reading all these studies that suggest that families should have at least one but preferably two meals, all together, per WEEK !!

For us it's a rare occasion when we don't have at least one and usually two meals, all together, per DAY. Tonight, the middle kid is at a sleep over party (airsoft battle deluxe, extravaganza, something), but the youngest has a friend spending the night here, so we'll still have a full table.


Scott
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/20/10 02:14 PM

Have you seen the (now pretty old) "Yo, dawg I heard you like X" meme, taken from MTV's Pimp My Ride show?

This is the best one I've seen:


Posted by: a401classic

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/04/10 01:29 PM

I'm beginning to wonder if we are bad parents of something... on the heels of this lovely conversation with a 17 year old, my 13 year old, who plays guitar in 2 church bands and secretly picks up my bass from time to time and who is learning the guitar portion of Zac Brown's "Toes" asks.. "Dad, what does it mean to 'roll a big fat one'?"

I had to think for a moment as to the proper answer for a 13 year old, so I told the truth as I understand it "it's a marijuana cigarette"

OHhhhhhhh, OK he says.

Up for parent of the year award, eh?

Scott
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/04/10 01:32 PM

Probably better with the truth, than them learning later that you lied about it. Could mess up trust issues.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/05/10 10:48 PM

I can haz wedding caek?!!!!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/05/10 10:56 PM

AAAAHH!! I'M BLIND!!!!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/05/10 11:43 PM

and, from the same site.

*shakes head*
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/10 12:02 AM

Instant Buttons = a very busy and rich soundboard. I think I'll keep a tab open to this every time I surf the Axiom Boards.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/10 12:13 AM

Oh my, those are fun!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/10 02:08 AM

Submitted without comment:

http://arnoldenjoys.ytmnd.com/
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/10 05:00 AM

The shout box \:\) You guys are good.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/19/10 04:38 PM

Oops!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/20/10 04:02 AM

Hey, don't knock the recipe until you've tried it.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/21/10 02:28 PM

I love a good sign vandalism as much as I love Cheezburgers. Some of these are lame, but some are LOL funny. I like the Slayer one the best. I wonder which amp He uses?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/21/10 02:32 PM

Gotta vote for Comcast Sux, myself.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/22/10 11:59 AM

But the timing is all wrong for Shelley Duvall to play the Drug Rep in the screen adaptation.


Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/04/10 10:21 AM

While not super funny, a certain fan base on this board might appreciate the
Out of Work Terminator..... Or is he?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/10 11:30 AM

Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car today.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Strangely enough, this is not a joke.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/10 01:02 PM

The crucifixion just wasn't enough, huh?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/10 04:35 PM

He suffered minor facial injuries for our sins.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/10 04:39 PM

This story would really freak me out if the woman's name driving the car was Auntie Christ.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/10 04:41 PM

LOL....
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/08/10 08:36 AM

Yeah, that was a good one.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/10 04:12 PM

Best cheezburger of late:


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/10 04:13 PM

I lied. It's really this one:


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/13/10 04:25 PM

I think someone with a pet peeve or two about breaks [sic] wrote this page about driving on the Pakistani government website:

http://www.nwfp.gov.pk/services/Drive-safty.php

Funny. \:\) And by the URL, looks official, too.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 01:44 PM

Cheezburger Cat of teh day:


Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 03:07 PM

I guess that's a planter in the background. At first I thought it were picnic baskets.
Posted by: Argon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 03:43 PM

 Originally Posted By: CatBrat
I guess that's a planter in the background. At first I thought it were picnic baskets.


You mean like Yogi and BooBoo?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 03:54 PM

Nah, then he'd've spelled it "Pic-a-nic baskets". \:\)
Posted by: Argon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 03:55 PM

 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Nah, then he'd've spelled it "Pic-a-nic baskets". \:\)


\:D I had forgotten that...
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/10 03:57 PM

How about a bas-KET of goooodies?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/02/10 10:22 PM

Do you know when it just starts raining after a long dry spell and the rain water causes oils to rise up to the surface of the road? Did you know there's an (un)official term for that?

http://www.centredaily.com/2010/06/02/2011128/penndot-sign-offers-an-unusual.html


Well, at least now I know what that funky smell was last time I went through Pennsylvania....
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 09:39 AM

Read this online today:

"I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed by gas to the beat of the music.

After a couple songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod."
Posted by: EFalardeau

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 09:40 AM

Damn Apple!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 12:21 PM

Sure, Peter, you read that online. Likely story. I've seen too many people at parties who, when they find out I'm a psychiatrist, say, "I have a friend who ..."

;\)
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 01:08 PM

Friends are the worst.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 01:13 PM

Wait 'til September, friend-o.

;\)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/11/10 04:33 PM

Startling web site exposes the dangers of a widespread chemical substance!

I especially like the FAQ and editorial links.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/10 07:56 AM

Well they went to great lengths for that gag, I'll give them that.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/08/10 02:43 AM

Camera memory cards are waterproof, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8N0zq0q5s4
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/08/10 07:36 AM

Thanks, Peter. I sent that one out to a few friends.... smile
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/10/10 03:44 PM

This girl's "How to trick people into thinking you're good looking" video is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

(I think she looks best before all the steps, myself.)
Posted by: Ichigo_Kurosaki

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/10/10 09:56 PM

This video is very funny! I rather see her in make up though.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/16/10 01:08 PM

The Iphone4 antenna song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKIcaejkpD4
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/16/10 01:35 PM

Funny, cause I don't have one.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/16/10 06:29 PM

When a Helmet is not enough - a tinfoil room. I like the accompanying text, especially "To use a Three Little Pigs metaphor, you're like the one who built his house out of retarded."
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/21/10 01:53 PM

Nice, Tom.

This is from the web site that's the dog equivalent of "I Can Has Cheezburger" --- "I Has a Hotdog".


Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/21/10 08:22 PM

That is frighteningly dead-on.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/23/10 11:22 PM

Found this one on another site:

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/29/10 06:16 PM

This picture reminded me of Rick, John and some of the rest of y'all. I like it (and you) a lot.


Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/05/10 08:52 PM

Not only funny, but pretty stinkin' cool.

Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/10/10 12:14 PM

It took me a while to get that one. Now I see that it's Pac-Man. You have an interesting sense of humor. I hope you don't watch CSI to get ideas.

I love these motivational poster satires that are all over the web.


Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/11/10 09:41 PM

If you haven't seen this already:

Watch the official video news clip first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520

Then watch the bed intruder song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

You can even by Bed intruder T-shirts
http://www.zazzle.com/hide_yo_kids_hide_yo_wife_tshirt-235868183365006527

(and they sell them for dogs and babies too).



Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/11/10 09:53 PM

Another good one:

Tarp surfing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-vb20srZI&feature=player_embedded
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/10 12:14 AM

Sucks to be the waverunner. smile

And I love the Gregory Brothers.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/10 08:00 AM

just noticed i said "by" above when meant "buy".

doh!
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/10 02:10 PM

variation on an established theme, but amusing for its completeness...


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/10 01:15 PM

Good one, indeed.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/10 10:46 AM

Meet Turpy the Tapdancing Mouse.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/10 10:49 AM

Well, that was rather disturbing..........
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/01/10 12:36 AM

White powder could be gum
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/01/10 01:01 AM

The cash was for the cops to take a let her go. Stupid cops.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/01/10 01:03 AM

You'd think that rich people would have something classier more expensive to carry coke in than a plastic bag.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/01/10 11:55 AM

I like the comment - "Cocaine gum?! We'll make a fortune!"
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/01/10 04:45 PM

Terminator 2: The Opera smile
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/10 01:14 AM

I like it.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/10 07:57 AM

"Now they don't die, they just say Owww."
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/10 05:08 PM

Bollywood jumps the shark
Posted by: Henry66

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/02/10 11:57 PM

Wasting time with clever advertising.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/03/10 08:25 AM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
The cash was for the cops to take a let her go. Stupid cops.


Smart cops. Well, depending where they searched the purse. If it was in the field, then I'd rather not have the Paparazzi flashing 6 pics per second of me pocketing the cash and letting her go.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/03/10 02:53 PM

I don't like the way this QVC lady is squeezing that juicy hot dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8T6GeayUnI
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/03/10 04:00 PM

Yeah, I don't even think Gray Poupon would help that one out.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/11/10 06:56 PM

Navy Boating Tips
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 08:41 AM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/juicy_fruit
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 09:34 AM

That looks like a good site.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 01:05 PM

From that same site, here's one for tomtuttle:

Bacon > Love
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 07:36 PM

I'm hungry now.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 08:49 PM

Do they make bacon beer?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/10 11:12 PM

No, but they do make bacon martinis.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/24/10 07:47 PM

For JP...

True Mud-Sesame Street parody of HBO's True Blood.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/25/10 12:36 AM

Cool. You are a True Bud.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/25/10 01:18 AM

Is he a True Bud, or
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/26/10 12:05 AM

... ?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/26/10 12:41 AM

He had to go stick his tongue out at something.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/26/10 09:40 AM

Aw, come on.

troubadour
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/27/10 10:56 PM

Somehow I missed this guy's signs when I was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago, but the HuffPo was there to point out how creepy they are:



Peter, you been Photoshopping on the side for $$ ?
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/27/10 11:34 PM

That lamb's no sheephead.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/28/10 09:58 AM

Dude, he put his head on a ewe.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/28/10 05:15 PM

Why you should never grab a girl from behind without permission ... Physics!


Posted by: merchman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/28/10 05:30 PM

That's gonna leave a mark! laugh
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/28/10 07:37 PM



Meet David Jonathan Winkelman - a 48-year-old Iowa man who is bitterly regretting ever listening to radio station KORB.
That is what he was doing in 2000 when he heard a disc jockey offer listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the hard rock FM station's call letters and logo on their forehead.

Winkelman and his equally gullible stepson Richard Goddard promptly took themselves down to the local tattoo parlour in the decision that would change their lives.When they emerged, they each had the words 'Quad City Rocker' and '93 Rock' etched - permanently - into their foreheads.
Then they went to the station to collect their cash - and were confronted with the horrifying truth.

The call had been a practical joke, a silly radio stunt, and the station had no intention of paying up.

Winkelman and Goddard sued, claiming that the station had sought to have listeners permanently marked so they could be 'publicly scorned and ridiculed for their greed and lack of common good sense'.
But within months of filing, Winkelman dismissed the complaint. Goddard's case was later dismissed by a judge when he failed to show in court. It might have been the end of the matter - but Winkelman was arrested on Thursday night on a misdemeanour charge.

Police snapped his mug shot - and it found its way on to the internet, where it swiftly went viral.

Since Winkelman got the tattoo, KORB has changed both its call letters and its format. It is now an adult contemporary station known as KQCS, Star 93.5.


Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/29/10 04:28 PM

LOL! I live in the Quad Cities and TOTALLY remember that story! What idiots!

Here's more idiocy from the Quad Cities...I saw this ad the other day, and I HAD to take a picture of it! grin

Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/10 01:47 PM

Couldn't find the Joke thread, so I'll post this here...


Clean up in aisle 25...

A husband and wife were shopping at their local Walmart when the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", he replies.

"Put 'em back, we can't afford them!" demands the wife as they keep shopping.

A few aisles further along, the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream...it makes me look beautiful", replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price!"


PA System.... "Aisle 25 cleanup, we have a husband down.... "
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/10 02:31 PM

Just for clarification, that also could have been posted in the "beer" thread or in the "Free Test Tones" thread....
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/30/10 02:49 PM

OOOH!! yah!....should have posted in the beer thread!

Thanks Ultraman.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 01:24 PM

I hope that frequent fliers like Lady GaGa's music.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 01:39 PM

The hell with Lady GaGa... I would pay attention because the flight attendant is really, really cute....
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 01:44 PM

When these guys get up and go to work in the morning, their jobs are to build Batmobiles for a living. So cool.


Posted by: prototype3a

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 03:20 PM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
The hell with Lady GaGa... I would pay attention because the flight attendant is really, really cute....


WOW! She IS cute!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 03:25 PM

Someone in the Caledon area has/had a Batmobile replica(haven't seen for a few years). It was based on the car from Batman returns, if memory serves.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/01/10 04:05 PM

Quad Cities is a great name for a rehab hospital.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/06/10 12:40 AM


Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/08/10 12:49 AM

Obvious foggot grin
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/08/10 10:44 PM

That article's going to be hard to foggot.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/09/10 03:55 AM

I like the foggot's exercise and weight training program, I'll have to give it a try.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/09/10 09:49 AM

That had better be a French word with the "t" being silent, or THIS foggot is completely offended!

Just kidding. It only hurts when it comes from your boyfriend.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/09/10 02:52 PM

Originally Posted By: BobKay
That had better be a French word with the "t" being silent, or THIS foggot is completely offended!

Just kidding. It only hurts when it comes from your boyfriend.

laugh
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/09/10 11:34 PM

That's hilarious Mary. I'm not sure I would bait someone who threatened to shoot me on the off chance they are just smart enough to find me and follow through.
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/09/10 11:50 PM

With a .32 ? We're not talking about the "Walther PPK in 7.65mm" (.32 ACP) crowd here, and .32 H&R is not exactly the go-to caliber for your discerning redneck. My first thought is that the "fan" is not actually a gun owner.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/10/10 12:30 AM

Do you feel lucky punk?
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/10 11:52 AM

500-600 young teens partying downstairs and the parents are unaware? Yikes!

Party Time!

eek laugh
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/10 02:01 PM

I once woke up at 2:00am to find my roomie had invited 15 of his best friends in to party. Apparently I missed the first hour or so.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/10 02:27 PM

Did you test out the drugs before everyone showed up? That's a plausible explanation. Wait, you probably wouldn't remember that....
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/10 04:42 PM

Nope, I'm just a really sound sleeper.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/13/10 07:30 PM

That's what they all say, Frederoooo wink smile .
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/19/10 08:41 AM


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/24/10 05:31 PM

So my mother in law likes shopping at dollar stores, big lots, the like, where a lot of the products are there because they've been discontinued. She buys a lot of odd snacks for our kids. My favorite this time has to be a flavor of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, in their Flavor Blasted line: Explosive Pizza. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why this didn't take off in the market.
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/24/10 05:40 PM

.......never mind.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/24/10 06:08 PM

This commercial. My friend saw it today while watching NFL football.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 07:32 AM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 10:45 AM

Originally Posted By: kcarlile
... a flavor of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, in their Flavor Blasted line: Explosive Pizza. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why this didn't take off in the market.

You are hilarious. I imagined you delivering that one as David Letterman, by the way.

One would guess they were aiming for an "explosion" of pizza taste. But what if ... the explosions occurred further along the digestive system? Like you said, it's amazing that the product failed.

As the father of three young sons, I imagine that you're familiar with digestive explosions of all sorts. Gail's favorite story is Nolan's feat of hitting the bedroom door from the changing table, ~6 feet away.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 11:56 AM

I have 3 sons?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 12:41 PM

Wait.

Six feet away?
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 01:40 PM

E2 would be surprised and confused, eh?

That's Gail's FAVORITE story? You obviously have a storybook marriage.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/29/10 02:19 PM

Originally Posted By: kcarlile
I have 3 sons?

Wait, I thought you had two and then a newborn. I had to look back over some PMs to deduce that the middle one, E2, is a girl, as E1 is referred to in the masculine, and #3 is as well.

Geez, I feel like I just did a logic puzzle.

@Tom, I may have presented that in not the most accurate way, heh.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/10 12:54 PM

Image 6
Gotta love creativity and a sense of humor.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/03/10 02:19 PM

The following comment is about the recent US election results, so I've spoilerized it for safety. (Keep in mind that this is the funny things thread.)

Click to reveal..
“Settle down everyone. Last night just proved two things... 1) Obama *will* be re-elected, and 2) It's just going to take a lot of midgets.

Look, we're living the Star Wars trilogy right now. In 2008, we had "A New Hope." In 2010, the Empire struck back. Which just means, in 2012, we're going to see the Return of the Jedi, which is awesome, but it also means we're going to be knee-deep in Ewoks by the Iowa caucuses.”


source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/getoffthecross/a-centrist-democratic-age_b_777955_66053040.html
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 12:10 AM

Apparently, I'm not too mature to laugh at this. Made me hungry, too. smile


Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 08:59 AM

What!! no fatyourcheenie?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 09:33 AM

I can't explain it. Made me LOL, too.


Like you, I'm glad I haven't grown up completely yet.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 11:27 AM

Understandably, I like Aspergers.

I have patients who think I am saying "Ass burgers". Also good for a chuckle.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 09:38 PM

SunnyD and Rum!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/19/10 09:44 PM

Cam, no more You Tube for you!
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/20/10 08:42 AM

HEHEHE!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/10 04:49 PM

How to wrap a cat for Christmas.
Posted by: tehghost132

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/10 05:55 PM

Im constantly browsing 4chan. Definetly not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/30/10 12:50 PM

Saw this and thought of Mark, Adam, Bray and our other photographer friends.


Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/30/10 04:00 PM

Yeah, but I think I'm the only one who is into guns AND photography!

My undies are a bit moist from that photo, Tom.

I probably shouldn't post that.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/30/10 04:12 PM

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have read that.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/30/10 06:48 PM

Mm hm, I probably shouldn't have pictured that in my head.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/30/10 09:16 PM

I probably shouldn't have needed that much kleenex to clean up after picturing that.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/10 02:50 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/08/10 08:43 AM

On a less funny note, I saw a Today Show piece (about a month or two ago) where they mailed jewelry with known amounts of gold to about ten of these companies that buy gold. The amounts they got back were maddeningly low in many cases. Cash4Gold was one of the worst. I think they offered somewhere in the range of 10 to 20% of true value. A couple of other companies were about as bad, but some were surprisingly good, over 70 or 80% of value.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 01:40 AM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 08:56 AM

you - you - you oughta know!!!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 08:58 AM

Ironic. Dontcha think?

A little tooooo ironic. Yeah, I really do think.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 04:58 PM

$600 for a 1 meter USB cable!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:06 PM

What's USB used for in audio?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:24 PM

Originally Posted By: kcarlile
What's USB used for in audio?


You haven't heard, Ken? grin

I don't have a sweet clue either.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:28 PM

You could pair it with this: http://www.benchmarkmedia.com/dac/dac1-usb
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:29 PM

...except it is actually a good piece of equipment, that is "Jitter-Immune" so what ever magic spell they've cast on the USB cable is rendered null.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:35 PM

Jitter-isn't that what you do after using a urinal? I could be wrong, as the only use I have for them now is to lose my dinner in when I'm too hammered.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:37 PM

So you could say that you too are Jitter-Immune?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/09/10 05:45 PM

Originally Posted By: ClubNeon
So you could say that you too are Jitter-Immune?


laugh
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 01:29 PM

Video of Miley Cyrus, whacked from taking a couple hits from a bong laugh .
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 01:32 PM

Is anyone truly surprised by this?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 01:34 PM

Me being amused, or her activities? smile
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 01:34 PM

I am so ripping her posters off my wall now.

And ceiling.


Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 01:38 PM

I don't idolize her anymore either. I'm lonely now frown .
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 02:25 PM

Sean, I feel your pain, man. I mean, c'mon, first it was Britney and her bald-headed rage, then Lindsay Lohan's endless substance abuse. What's next, Hermione sporting a butchy short haircut?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 02:27 PM

Originally Posted By: wheelz999
I don't idolize her anymore either. I'm lonely now frown .

So, it was a no-go between you and Fyre Starter? (<--- Do not Google her at work!)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Sean, I feel your pain, man. I mean, c'mon, first it was Britney and her bald-headed rage, then Lindsay Lohan's endless substance abuse. What's next, Hermione sporting a butchy short haircut?


All my heroes have confused me.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 03:27 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Originally Posted By: wheelz999
I don't idolize her anymore either. I'm lonely now frown .

So, it was a no-go between you and Fyre Starter? (<--- Do not Google her at work!)


laugh

No, J.P; my wheelchair couldn't take the extra weight. And I'd suggest not "Googleing" her anywhere sick .
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 03:37 PM

Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I am so ripping her posters off my wall now.

And ceiling.


Time to tape that circular cutout back into the one you have taped to the side of your bed, too.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 04:34 PM

Do not fry gnocchi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXy12xVnRs
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 05:09 PM

Now that's funny! Gotta love the laugh! laugh
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 05:12 PM

Speaking of a silly laugh, this is one of my favorites!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/10 05:28 PM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I am so ripping her posters off my wall now.

And ceiling.


Time to tape that circular cutout back into the one you have taped to the side of your bed, too.


Hello? A little privacy here!!
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/11/10 12:36 PM

And I thought engineers did weird things with sheep...
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/10 04:50 PM

A Singer-Songwriter Meets a Suit (YouTube)
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/10 02:14 PM

Just came across this really old live Pink Floyd performance of Astronomy Domine. The guy who introduces the act reminds me of BobKay smile. Make sure you catch his interview with the band that starts at 5:40 into the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts-2lg5fpQ4

He doesn't get it.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/10 03:29 PM

Excellent, Syd Barrett and anything off Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

Bought the album on CD... they include a stereo disc and an identical disc but in mono, lacking all the odd panning of the stereo disc.

Bren R.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/10 05:53 PM

The Interviewer is an antagonistic "duck*.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/10 07:01 PM

That was funny.

His mustache scared me.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/14/10 02:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/2dr29.jpg

Found this on FB today. Possibly from Jim Russel, whoever that is.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/14/10 02:31 PM

You're missing the caption:

How to piss off LOTR, Harry Potter, and Star Wars fans with one picture.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/14/10 02:32 PM

Yeah, I know.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/10 06:58 PM

Typical British humor

Hilarious.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/10 07:20 PM

That was good!
Posted by: merchman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/10 07:21 PM

Great stuff Rick. I enjoy the British humor as well.

I used to watch the Benny Hill show quite a bit years ago.

Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/10 07:26 PM

I loved the Benny Hill Show!


Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/16/10 07:27 PM

I loved Benny Hill as well.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 06:14 AM

I thought I remembered hearing many years ago that Benny Hill died bankrupt and penniless. I'm glad these posts prompted me to Wiki him and find out that was not the case! smile

Joyce and I still whistle the Benny Hill Theme Music when something strikes us as particularly silly.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 08:24 AM

Originally Posted By: RickF

I watched the video an hour ago, but now it's "been removed by the user"! frown
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 08:31 AM

Is that part of the British humor?
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 09:19 AM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson

Joyce and I still whistle the Benny Hill Theme Music when something strikes us as particularly silly.

...or the "Looney Tunes" theme song is another one. I worked with a welder years ago who did some rather silly things on the job and I couldn't help but think of that tune when he did something stupid. laugh
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 12:46 PM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
I watched the video an hour ago, but now it's "been removed by the user"! frown

S'OK Mark, they can run but they can't hide ...
Typical British humor, again.

cool
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 01:07 PM

Awe, pouty face Mark gonna be okay now? Our pampered baby.... smile
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 02:53 PM

::sniff-sniff::
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/17/10 09:11 PM

I have the Looney Toones theme as my ring tone and Marvin is the pic on cell phone
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/21/10 10:24 PM


Posted by: davidsch

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/22/10 07:54 AM

Thanks, Tom. I love it!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 09:06 AM

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is a sometimes entertaining web comic. This one made me laugh. (Click to go to original site)


Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 09:50 AM

What do they call alternative medicine when it works?



Medicine!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 10:06 AM

What do you call the guy that graduates last in his medical school class?



Doctor!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 10:09 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
What do you call the guy that graduates last in his medical school class?



Doctor!


Who?
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 11:50 AM

Hmm? That seems like a familiar family moment. Can't
recall when or why, though.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 11:53 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
What do you call the guy that graduates last in his medical school class?



Doctor!


What do you call a doctor who thinks that all doctors are "he?"

MCP!
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: ClubNeon
What do they call alternative medicine when it works?



Medicine!


It actually depends on what you mean by "it works". Delusional people believe that homeopathy actually works, but it's nothing more than treatment via a solution of water. But, just because they claim that it works, doesn't make it medicine.

Alternative medicine ceases to become "alternative", and thus medicine, when there's actually scientific proof that it works.

I'm sure that's what you meant, Chris smile ; I'm just being pedantic grin .
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 12:52 PM

This is pretty darn funny.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 01:15 PM

Hey guys,

One of my caregivers sent me this picture literally moments ago.

Somebody left the outside tap turned on at the side of my house (or some kid cutting through my property turned it on), and it had a constant slow drip that ended up creating this huge icicle that's formed from the ground up. It was even bigger than this, as the picture was taken after we got a couple days of 5-8 degree weather which melted all of the snow.

Anyway, I think it's pretty cool.



And draw your own conclusions as to what it looks like laugh .
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 01:18 PM

Cam, Cam, Cam. You are a filthy, dirty-minded, puerile imp. And those are only SOME of the reasons why I like you.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 01:19 PM

Cool? I'd say it's dang COLD!! laugh
Posted by: davidsch

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
What do you call the guy that graduates last in his medical school class?



Doctor!


My dentist friend uses that one often.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/04/11 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: BobKay
Cam, Cam, Cam. You are a filthy, dirty-minded, puerile imp. And those are only SOME of the reasons why I like you.


Originally Posted By: Adrian
Cool? I'd say it's dang COLD!! laugh


laugh laugh

I just thought-here's hoping that the pipe doesn't burst. My caregiver turn the tap off outside, but if it was dripping, it obviously means that the inside tap wasn't turned off. If I was thinking, I should have turned the inside tap off first and then turned the outside one off later on eek .
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/18/11 08:52 PM

Whiskey, anyone? Yowzers!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/18/11 11:00 PM

Whiskey in cans?


I'm gonna play some Thin Lizzy.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/19/11 08:11 AM

Cans? You mean a jar-oh.

I love Thin Lizzy, but always hated that lyric. Of course, I think it might be an old folk tune, so I might have to blame whoever wrote it 100 years earlier.

Yup, I can't blame Phil!
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/19/11 09:19 AM

Looks like Phil might have added the "O" though. Hear what I'm sayin' Daddy-O?!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/19/11 10:35 AM

You're right... and that's the part that bugs me! smile
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/19/11 11:51 AM

Ooh, I hate Metallica's cover of that one! Mainly because it got so much freakin' airplay it was ridiculous.

I thing the Dead also covered it.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/21/11 08:11 PM

Voiceovers! I couldn't stop laughing......too funny!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 01/31/11 11:18 PM

Whatever you do, do not click on this. You'll be sorry.....
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/11 12:29 AM


Police officer eating Weed Brownies Says Time is going by REALLY REALLY slow... grin
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/11 02:20 PM

Dude, you crashing my party??

He even talks the cops into letting the band play one more after a noise complaint.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/11 07:10 PM

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking dem
bud-lite.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, 'You know me, I'm tired of going tru
life without dat education. Tomorrow me I'm goin to dat Community College
and sign me up for some classes.'

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea and the two have another bud-lite.

The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Boudreaux says. 'What's dat Hun?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard.'

'Dat's right, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house.'

'Mais Yeh, I got me a house dare.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Mais Yeh dats right too, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. Dat's amazing, you were able to find all dat out
because I got da weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes,
how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic? ' Thibodeaux says, 'What's dat?'

Boudreaux says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Den you're a homosexual.'
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/01/11 07:30 PM

HaHa!

An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk...

"Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk shouts...."Yes I am !!"

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk....

"Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies..."No, oi have nah found Jesus"

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer, pulls him out again and asks him...

"Have you found Jesus me brother?"

Again the drunk answers...."No, oi have nah found Jesus"

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again....

"For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher...

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 11:48 AM

Originally Posted By: RickF
Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Den you're a homosexual.'


Wow! That IS correct! Amazing!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 12:14 PM

I'm glad I've got 2 weed eaters. This had me worried for a while.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 12:20 PM

Ummm, you don't wack weeds on both sides of the fence do you?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 12:23 PM

laugh
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 12:24 PM

Fortunately, the grass doesn't grow high on the other side.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 12:49 PM

Size matters? grin
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 09:25 PM

I just received this email from my parents whom are in Cuba-

Hi : Get up and shovel the snow you lazy bastard... F*%# its hot hot here.
Hope all is ok ...
Mom and Dad
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 09:39 PM

Would love to hear more about the Cuba trip - I've always wanted to go there. I'm sure my perceptions are based as much on Godfather II and Tito Puente as anything, but still. Wish I'd had more time to spend with you and your family while in Dwight.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/02/11 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Would love to hear more about the Cuba trip


They go at least once a year, Tom; and love it. I'll definitely post some pics for you, and pass along some stories.

Wish I'd had more time to spend with you and your family while in Dwight. [/quote]

Tom, that's very kind, and I feel the same about you and everyone else frown .
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/11 04:59 PM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/03/11 05:05 PM

Cats vs. metronome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmd5fenroU
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/11 08:57 PM

No one should be without their UFO detector kit.
Posted by: merchman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/04/11 11:12 PM



Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."

smile
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/11 01:04 PM

I didn't know where to put this, but England just moved up a few notches on my list of places to visit.

So you’ve always wanted to run over a car with A Tank...
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/11 03:25 PM

Probably old, but I've never seen it before ... Trunk Monkey
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/11 03:31 PM

I remember the first one from years back, but had never seen the others. Cool!

Tom, start saving for a tank ride.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/08/11 05:27 PM

Ever try to diagram a country song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

laugh
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 10:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 01:26 PM

Apparently Harry's wife's maiden make was Sakhof. And she chose to hyphenate.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 03:22 PM

From one of my favorite blogs, about an hour ago:
---
Do yourself a favor and follow Neil Hamburger on Twitter immediately.

Britney Spears is currently doing a live Q&A via Twitter and Neil is pelting her with questions like, "What are you more thankful for, prescription drugs or pitch-correction technology," and "How do you make it look so easy to dance and lip-sync for 2 solid hours with a stomach full of Carls Jr.?" while of course drawing the hilarious wrath of her rabid fans.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 03:35 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
From one of my favorite blogs, about an hour ago:
---
Do yourself a favor and follow Neil Hamburger on Twitter immediately.



So, what? Are you just letting a rhumba line of crazies wait outside your office door while you tweet?
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:24 PM

I was in a client's house today and noticed on the DR table this month's issue of MAD. I didn't know it was still around.

This is the Justin Bieber issue.

On the cover, Alfred E. is sporting a Bieber coif.

The copy reads:
JUSTIN BIEBER

His Stupid Hair
His Dumb Smile
His Awful Movie
His Terrible Songs

Just though Terry would wanna know.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:43 PM

Originally Posted By: BobKay
So, what? Are you just letting a rhumba line of crazies wait outside your office door while you tweet?

I call it a "frustration tolerance exercise" and charge them for the time waiting as well as the time I spend face-to-face with them.






Just kidding, Medicare auditors! I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:44 PM

You'd think with the amount of money he makes, his mother would stop cutting his hair.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:48 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Originally Posted By: BobKay
So, what? Are you just letting a rhumba line of crazies wait outside your office door while you tweet?

I call it a "frustration tolerance exercise" and charge them for the time waiting as well as the time I spend face-to-face with them.






Just kidding, Medicare auditors! I keed, I keed.



That'd be awesome to keep 'em waiting on your EAS group session days!
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:50 PM

In Boston (twice in 12 months), people who are unhappy with their therapy just kidnap and kill the Dr. OK, so one survived 'cause an officer waiting for HIS appt. shoosted him dead. All at MGH! Nuthin' but the best.
Posted by: Argon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/10/11 04:54 PM

Originally Posted By: BobKay
In Boston (twice in 12 months), people who are unhappy with their therapy just kidnap and kill the Dr. OK, so one survived 'cause an officer waiting for HIS appt. shoosted him dead. All at MGH! Nuthin' but the best.


So now we are doing take offs on Green Acres?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/11/11 10:52 AM

Not exactly funny, but I didn't know where else to put it.

Home Theater for Dummies
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/11/11 11:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Argon
Originally Posted By: BobKay
In Boston (twice in 12 months), people who are unhappy with their therapy just kidnap and kill the Dr. OK, so one survived 'cause an officer waiting for HIS appt. shoosted him dead. All at MGH! Nuthin' but the best.


So now we are doing take offs on Green Acres?


Good catch! It wasn't a take off. It was a quote.
Posted by: Argon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/11/11 01:02 PM

Aahhhh! A quote.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/13/11 07:52 AM

Sleep Talkin' man laugh
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/14/11 02:08 PM

I had lots of choices regarding which thread to use for this.

Courtesy of Letters of Note






Posted by: Argon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/14/11 02:46 PM

NICE! I used to sit in the card section at the Carolina Football games. We had colored cards that were 2 feet square and made out of cardboard. Under each seat was a small paper card that told you which color to hold up for each "stunt". When the show was over, you could and did throw the paper cards into the air. HOWever, anyone throwing one of the big cards was summarily hunted down and ejected from the game. Invariably, there was always one a$$ that threw their cardboard. Those things coming down were akin to the lawn darts...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/22/11 02:00 PM

"I do believe Xanax will make you bisexual. Just look at the name - it goes both ways."

Stephen Colbert

What does that mean for people with palindromic names, like, oh, I don't know ... BOB?!
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/23/11 01:42 PM

I don't know if this is funny or creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/23/11 07:29 PM


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/23/11 07:30 PM

I love that one.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 02/23/11 10:33 PM

He, he, he, he.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/11 01:40 AM

Tom Hanks knows what it's like to be a kid
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/11 06:24 AM

That was funny!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/11 07:43 AM

That was good! laugh
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/01/11 07:51 AM

Wow! Good find.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/05/11 01:27 AM

ST:TNG clips overdubbed with comments that fit the lip movement.

My face hurts from laughing. laugh
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/07/11 05:24 PM




Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/07/11 08:15 PM

Dude, he forgot the Eagle!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/11 01:10 PM


Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/11 01:14 PM

Originally Posted By: CatBrat


Still Life: Cat with bricks, plants, and vinyl replacement window.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/11 01:15 PM

And Lizard.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/08/11 01:19 PM

Thank you. Missed him. Once I got to the replacement window, I got stuck.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/11 01:42 PM

I subscribe to the RSS feed of Sleep Talkin Man and am consistently amused.

Today's nugget:

"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/11 02:01 PM

I used to follow this for a little while, but I felt it was contrived.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/24/11 03:35 PM

Oh, it may be. Still makes me laugh, though.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/11 10:07 PM

When I go to a massage parlor, I ask for a French new-wave ending. Sudden, abrupt and ambiguous.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/25/11 10:58 PM

I've heard that you should ask for a happy beginning. That way you can actually enjoy your massage without your mind focusing on that one area...
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/26/11 08:08 AM

laugh laugh
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/30/11 04:53 PM

Not quite historically accurate (yet?), but I got a chuckle out of it: youTube: Angry Birds Explains The Middle East Uprising
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 03/31/11 08:15 PM

Do they keep score?
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/11 12:33 AM

The 4 seasons of Seattle weather is surprisingly accurate.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/11 01:31 AM

So, you bought a ragtop for those two seconds of manic joy?
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/11 09:31 AM

People have done much stupider things for two seconds of manic joy.

(Not that the car was stupid, Tom!) smile
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/11 10:54 AM

Did you just call your wife manic?? I'm tellin!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/01/11 11:54 AM

Manic Expressive.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/11 12:01 AM

it's not a ragtop. It's a power retractable hard top. wink

But, yes.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/02/11 01:36 AM

Does that also make it a power erect-able hard thingy?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/11/11 02:43 PM

I saw a new drug rep in the office this AM.


Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/11/11 02:51 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
I saw a new drug rep in the office this AM.



There are two diametrically opposed schools of thought on the Pills-for-Lunch program.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/13/11 11:07 AM

http://peanutweeter.com/
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/13/11 11:27 AM

Gawd. I haven't seen a tauntaun reference in decades!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/13/11 12:02 PM

You obviously don't read the same webcomics I do.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/13/11 01:48 PM

From Peanutweeter:

Bob's session with medic8r
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/13/11 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
From Peanutweeter:

Bob's session with medic8r


No it isn't, really. I think there's now an app for that anyway. Or, if you dine before 5, there's an app WITH that.

And if one were to specify "teeth," it would keep the lookie-loo's away.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 02:22 PM

From our shout box discussion, here's

The Twenty Worst Tramp Stamps
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 02:36 PM

Once again, the Axiom forum scars me.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 02:56 PM

Put some Neosporin on it; the redness will fade and let the tat's natural color pop out after a few days.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 02:56 PM

Some of the women are far more groti than their ink.

Did you find that site from your NASCAR link?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 03:15 PM

This is the second time in a week that KingBob and I have posted within one second of each other. Hmm.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Ken.C
Once again, the Axiom forum scars me.


Wait! Are we talkin' ink or scarification? I'm confused.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
This is the second time in a week that KingBob and I have posted within one second of each other. Hmm.


You (and everyone else on the entire planet) knows that the need for concern begins when our simulataneous posts contain the same thoughts.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 03:36 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
This is the second time in a week that KingBob and I have posted within one second of each other. Hmm.

You know, in some circles, posting carries an entirely different meaning.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 03:45 PM

Isn't that the thing you did with your pants in the early 90s? Where you wrapped the cuffs around and sort of flipped them up?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 04:24 PM

That was pegging.

(And, for the love of all that is holy, don't do a google image search for that term at work unless safe search is on.)
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 04:47 PM

I was thinking you had mistaken posting for pegging. Although that would not have applied with KingBob and I because neither of us is female. wink
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 06:13 PM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
That was pegging.

(And, for the love of all that is holy, don't do a google image search for that term at work unless safe search is on.)

I didn't find anything interesting with a Google search. frown
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 06:14 PM

Eh, the wikipedia article will give you a good idea.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 07:43 PM

And artwork, too!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/15/11 07:44 PM

Oh yeah, should have warned about that...
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/20/11 07:07 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/26/11 02:13 PM

Little Chef

laugh eek laugh
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/26/11 02:56 PM

That was cute!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/26/11 05:43 PM

Awkward Easter Photos (slideshow)

The slide titles were perfect.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/26/11 10:53 PM

Dude, what is up with the Donnie Darko bunnies?

Holy smokes.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/27/11 01:23 PM

What in the hell???




Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/27/11 01:54 PM

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it, Rick.



JUST DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF IT!! LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!



laugh
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/27/11 02:09 PM

Did anyone else think that was BobKay in that picture?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/27/11 05:17 PM



Couldn't find any Cat Brat's, but how about this Dog Brat?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 01:48 AM

Go to Google and type in "how come i" and see how it autocompletes your search for you. My friend, Jen, shared that with me.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 02:02 AM

wwwwwwow.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 06:59 AM

And how come Jen was Googling that? Were any of the top responses helpful?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 08:30 AM

I assume she needs to double check the water pressure in her bathroom?
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 08:34 AM

And why she's friends with Charles.

How come I..........exercise such poor judgement?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 10:02 AM

I can't see youTube videos sometimes, either. How come?
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 11:23 PM

Just saw a retweet:
@FMCAMPERS Did you know that the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot'?

That's hilarious. laugh
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/29/11 11:34 PM

Classic.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 04/30/11 02:23 AM

That's great.

Here's something not so great, yet oddly captivating: http://www.coolcrack.com/2010/10/keanu-is-now-ecstatic.html
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/02/11 04:18 PM


Posted by: danmagicman7

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 02:38 AM

I am appreciating coasters. And how they always manage to stick to the bottom of my glass at the wrong time.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 06:59 AM

I'm getting a kick out of this video.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 08:23 AM

That was very enjoyable!

Made me laugh!
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 11:12 AM

Thanks, Mark. Bill and Bandit liked it too.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 01:12 PM

Funny. And CatBrat wins in the end.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 02:38 PM

Man, Eva Mendes is hilarious. Her interview segments with Conan just get better.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/05/11 07:49 PM

CV!

You CANNOT mention Eva Mendes without including a link!

Harrumph.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/06/11 12:36 AM

Eva Mendes on Conan

Eva Mendes Sex Tape

There you go, guy.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/06/11 08:08 AM

Yikes!
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/06/11 08:32 AM

Originally Posted By: CV


No matter how many times I click on that second link it never turns out to be what I want.

*sigh*
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/06/11 02:03 PM

I live to disappoint.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/07/11 04:53 PM

These guys are from Rodney, Ontario and I think they're absolutely hilarious. Here's their latest video where they found a redneck wheelchair ramp that's just dicked!

"Ah crap. Where's the bylaw dick? Sonofabitch!" LMFAO laugh laugh
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/09/11 04:24 PM

Oh No! It's Pop Tart Cat!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/09/11 07:04 PM

Ohhhhhhh - Kayyyyyyyyyyy........

JP? Got a minute?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 09:30 AM

Best 3:37 ever spent, huh?! crazy
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 09:34 AM

They also have a 3 1/2 hour version.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:23 AM

Yeah, and they play it at Gitmo in the enhanced interrogation rooms. wink
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:48 AM

Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Oh No! It's Pop Tart Cat!


I wish I knew the flavor of the pop tart...looks yummy! grin Seriously, I LOVE pop tarts!

Some people have quite the imagination, huh? crazy
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:53 AM

I buy the big packs at Sam's! smile
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:55 AM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
I buy the big packs at Sam's! smile


What are your favorites, Mark? Mine are brown sugar cinnamon, cherry, and blueberry.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:57 AM

Yeah, they're a treat. My favorite is frosted blueberry. Others I like are Frosted Brown Sugar Connamon and Frosted Strawberry.

I can't believe how many flavors there are now. Must be dozens. Has anybody tried the Ice Cream Shoppe flavors?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 10:58 AM

Now I want Pop Tarts AND barbecue for lunch.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 11:06 AM

Brown Sugar Cinnamon and probably strawberry.

I've never tried any of the "exotic" (non fruit) flavors...they all sound like they would be too sweet.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 11:09 AM

Pop Tart club! Line forms here!

Did anyone else think it was ironic that the American Idol concert tour was sponsored by Pop Tarts?
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
they all sound like they would be too sweet.


Mark, really??

"Oh, no, not THOSE Poptarts. Too sweet."

Guess you're gonna stick with the unsweetened organic ones, huh?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 11:16 AM

I haven't tried pop tarts in years. This might have to be my next purchase.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 11:20 AM

Well, ALL of them are sweet, but Fudge or Hot Fudge Sundae or Rainbow Cookie Sandwich just sound a bit much....
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 12:12 PM

For a long while, Britney Spears was my favorite Pop Tart. Then she started to resemble some of my patients, so the appeal wore off.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/10/11 12:51 PM

Good thing she's not one of your patients. You could get in big trouble if they found out you wore off her appeal.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/11/11 01:33 PM

More psych humor:


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/11 12:00 PM

Today's demotivator - your newscast just got punk'd:


Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/12/11 12:56 PM

Why you shouldn't post your mom's picture on a college message board...

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/259...ite-please.aspx



Good stuff!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/11 05:16 PM

Buddy was beating me up this morning, and Joyce pulled out a camera and got this.

Yeah, it's my thumb. But it still looks like doggie-style porn to me.


Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/11 05:32 PM

In Soviet Russia...something about cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm31xBjfMNY
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/11 06:26 PM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Buddy was beating me up this morning, and Joyce pulled out a camera and got this.

Yeah, it's my thumb. But it still looks like doggie-style porn to me.



And then the pizza guy showed up?
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/14/11 06:27 PM

Typical smoker?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/11 12:11 PM

The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Fliers.

Example:


Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/23/11 04:04 PM

grin
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/24/11 02:10 PM

Oprah gears up for her last three shows
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/24/11 02:59 PM

Good thing I'm wearing a brown shirt today.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/24/11 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Buddy was beating me up this morning, and Joyce pulled out a camera and got this.

Yeah, it's my thumb. But it still looks like doggie-style porn to me.



Hey, I thought Joyce had rules about being up on the bed. You'd better slide off quick, Mark, before she catches you.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 09:19 AM

Equality fail:


Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 09:45 AM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Equality fail:



Awesome!
Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 10:16 AM

GOD's writings.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 11:08 AM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 11:22 AM



Very subtle, Dove. Very subtle.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 11:32 AM

Official soap of Michael Jackson?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 12:44 PM

This is the best commercial I've seen in a long time. http://vimeo.com/22984504
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/25/11 01:22 PM

Awesome.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/26/11 02:30 PM

Obviously this is JP's cat.
.
.

Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/26/11 02:54 PM

Ha, I laughed at that one at lunch. First time I'd been to the cheezburger site in a few weeks.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/27/11 05:31 PM

No! No! I can't watch it again. Please don't make me. Please!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/30/11 12:21 PM

http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/5/29/how-to-comparison-shop.html

Hee hee hee!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 05/31/11 07:41 AM

Some truth in there indeed. I have a particular workmate who buys and returns a thousand electronics items a year. I always search for his online reviews in order to help determine which is the "stupid side". He only gives a good review if there is a no return policy or it's past it's return period. Then he gives a good review to justify his opinion.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/08/11 04:45 PM


Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/08/11 05:06 PM

Gnaaaah.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/09/11 03:55 PM

Scene from Pulp Fiction, with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk&feature=player_embedded
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/10/11 09:05 PM

These are the people at Walmart.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/11 11:06 AM

I caught Rob Cordry's 1/2 hour sitcom, "Childrens Hospital" the other night on Adult Swim Channel.

He's a surgeon who spends all day, everyday, in clown face, as do some of his patients and their parents.

The patients on the 8th floor, the psych ward, hold full, no-access, control of Ward 8. They also manipulate the workings of the hospital to their advantage.

This week, Sarah Silverman, in suburban pink clown make-up, played the parent of a dying boy, in greenish-yellow, sickly clown make-up.

It's got my name twisted all over it.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/12/11 11:55 PM

When did it become a half-hour show?

And yes, good stuff.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/13/11 12:30 AM

It's not, it's 15 minutes for a complete episode now, rather than the two shorts airing together with a bit of filler.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/13/11 08:43 AM

It was late, I was tired, but I could swear it was on for a whole 1/2 hour. Maybe I went to the bathroom and didn't realize it had changed when I returned.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 11:58 AM

Let's get a hundred people to strap fake bombs to themselves and stand in line at an airport to screw with TSA agents.

(I know, not so funny, but it did sound funny at the time I thought it up.)
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 12:09 PM

laugh laugh

They probably wouldn't find them. The TSA search test failure rate is around 70%.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 01:01 PM

I think I mentioned it before but I had a friend who received a free, high end butcher's knife as a free gift with some kitchen stuff she bought while we were all in Vancouver. She accidentally packed it in her carry on and it made it right through the x-ray machines. She discovered it looking for gum while we waited to board.

Maybe we need a new thread. What's the funniest thing you 'accidentally' smuggled through airport security?
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Murph
Maybe we need a new thread. What's the funniest thing you 'accidentally' smuggled through airport security?


A handful of .308 rifle cartridges, maybe 18 months ago. It was an accident - I discovered them in my jacket pocket while unpacking in the hotel.

Then again, before 9-11 I never had trouble carrying the Leatherman tool (with 3 or 4 blades) through airport security as long as I took it out of my pocket before going through the metal detector.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 03:56 PM

4 inch folding knife.

But they got the pruning shears!
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/14/11 04:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Murph
I think I mentioned it before but I had a friend who received a free, high end butcher's knife as a free gift with some kitchen stuff she bought while we were all in Vancouver. She accidentally packed it in her carry on and it made it right through the x-ray machines.


One of my caregivers just told me on the weekend that she had the same thing happen to her recently, although it was a dagger style knife or something (being around females so often, I've developed a filter that makes it difficult for me to recollect what they've said). The clinical term that I coined is "solipsism bypass". I'm currently writing a self help book for anyone that's interested in learning how to create their own filter.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/15/11 07:10 AM

No need for a long book on how to do that.
Chapter 1. Getting Married. The End.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/15/11 09:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople
(being around females so often, I've developed a filter that makes it difficult for me to recollect what they've said). The clinical term that I coined is "solipsism bypass".


Cam, I think a term for blocking out female speech already exists. It's called heterosexuality.

There is a sub-disorder suffered only by homosexuals and other females. It's called VIAD--Vaginally induced auditory disfunction.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/22/11 09:15 AM

Fuming Bride
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/22/11 10:08 AM

Originally Posted By: BobKay
Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople
(being around females so often, I've developed a filter that makes it difficult for me to recollect what they've said). The clinical term that I coined is "solipsism bypass".


Cam, I think a term for blocking out female speech already exists. It's called heterosexuality.

There is a sub-disorder suffered only by homosexuals and other females. It's called VIAD--Vaginally induced auditory disfunction.


laugh laugh laugh laugh .
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/22/11 08:01 PM

Originally Posted By: RickF


Rick, that's gross, funny, and sad!
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/22/11 08:20 PM

Ach, oy!
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/24/11 07:51 AM

Barking Cat
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/24/11 01:32 PM

Whazzup!
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 03:14 PM

If you and your uncle Jack were horseback riding and you got stuck on top of the horse, and your uncle Jack helped you off the horse, and then when it was your uncles turn to ride the horse, he got stuck on the horse, too. Would you help you uncle Jack off?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 03:36 PM

Famous Movie Cars As PIXAR Cars.

Looks like something that Peter or Chris could have whipped up in a few minutes with Photoshop, but still kinda funny.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 06:04 PM

No, just because it's cartoony wouldn't mean it was easy. Given that those all had the same style, those were drawn, not 'shopped. Of course, they could have been drawn in photoshop, but I doubt that would be the tool of choice.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 07:48 PM

Luke's Landspeeder made me chuckle.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 08:04 PM

I tried to click on "fail", but it wanted me to logon, so I gave up.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 09:09 PM

Originally Posted By: CatBrat
I tried to click on "fail", but it wanted me to logon, so I gave up.

Apparently your fail was successful.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 06/27/11 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Ken.C
No, just because it's cartoony wouldn't mean it was easy. Given that those all had the same style, those were drawn, not 'shopped. Of course, they could have been drawn in photoshop, but I doubt that would be the tool of choice.

They're beyond my skill level in Photoshop; that's half because I don't even use Photoshop. smile I'd say the images were done in either a vector based program like CorelDRAW or Illustrator, or more likely using a cell shader with a 3D rendering program.

In 3D I'm more proficient at modeling things I see in the real world, but lacking in the creativity for much original content.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/11 10:18 AM

Teri has been traveling all throughout Asia for the past 2-3 months, and posts pictures regularly.

She's just finished trekking through Ubud, Indonesia and Phuket, Thailand, and took this pic. Apparently they're posted outside all the temples laugh .


Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/11 07:01 PM

And, if you happen to not be able to enter a temple, do you then have to march around it 7 times, shouting "unclean" over and over again?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/09/11 08:39 PM

I'll ask Teri smile .
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/11/11 02:37 PM

What Lutherians do with their beer bottles. Clicky
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/12/11 07:40 PM

Racism in the elevator.

CONTAINS PROFANITY.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/14/11 05:33 PM

I have DirecTV, but I may have to switch to Comcast to catch some of these gems.

Apparently the writers of their program guide's episode summaries have a sense of humor that pops up once in a while,
and this blog collects these Easter eggs for us.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/14/11 11:07 PM

Those are funny. It makes me want that job.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/15/11 11:22 AM

Well, helloo...aauugh!


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/15/11 01:34 PM

Suck on that, Demi Moore!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/15/11 01:36 PM

Can you make Patrick Stewart pop out of the other side?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/15/11 04:16 PM

That would be perfect. I didn't make this one, and I'm not about to do it at work. smile
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/17/11 06:19 PM

I've been meaning to post this for a while.

A short drive from my parents, there are these two houses that catch your attention (they're clearly visible from the highway) and make me laugh every time I see them. Best of all, they're neighbours and literally live 25ft from each other laugh.




Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/18/11 07:26 AM

what does the second one read, Cam?
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/18/11 07:31 AM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
what does the second one read, Cam?


So is Elvis smile .
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/18/11 08:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople
Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
what does the second one read, Cam?


So is Elvis smile .

Do small planes in your area frequently wobble off course?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/11 03:13 PM

Sesame Street/Beastie Boys mashup
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/11 04:26 PM

Wow.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/19/11 04:44 PM

Comments are pretty good, especially the one about him being 24 years old.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/24/11 05:01 PM

I didn't know this product existed until I saw a huge end display of it at Fiesta Foods yesterday:

Squizz Snott Gorila Gel

I feel like my hair has wasted its life by not having Squizz in it all of the time.

Also, whenever I need to say excuse me, I'm going to try to say "gorilla squizz me" instead.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/11 03:42 PM

Jimpressions. Some were remarkably good.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/11 03:51 PM

That was great. His Morgan Freeman is quite unconvincing, though.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/25/11 04:39 PM

Maybe just a bit too high on the register, but I bought that one. The main one I didn't buy was Paul Giamatti, mainly because he's (at least to me) not that memorable as far as his voice.

The transition to George Clooney was breathtaking.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/26/11 10:06 AM

This one's for Cam. smile



Source: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2318
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/26/11 08:33 PM

grin laugh
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/28/11 04:36 PM

This woman really loves her rainbow sponges.
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/28/11 04:38 PM

The Meaning of Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I bring in the money for the family, so call me Capitalism. Your
mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call
you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And
your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that
and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding
the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, “Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “As Capitalism screws the working class, the
people go ignored by the sleeping government and the future is full of
shit”.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 07/28/11 08:56 PM

grin Oh, wait, that's true isn't it? shocked
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 03:59 PM

It's getting a little slow, so I thought I'd add the latest Simon's Cat video, for fun.
Posted by: ClubNeon

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 05:01 PM

There's this cat video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4, featuring quite a lot of inappropriate (yet funny in context) language. Play at your own risk.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 11:03 PM

Nice.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 11:27 PM

I want to be a cat.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 11:28 PM

I'm gonna go play with the toilet paper roll.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/03/11 11:44 PM

Sounds like a good activity for my 11/11 party.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/04/11 12:43 AM

All together or should we take turns?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/04/11 02:42 PM

This high school is the Milliennium Falcon, as pointed out here.

Start at the bottom of the page and work up through the awesome comments.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/04/11 09:07 PM

That is awesome.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/05/11 07:59 AM

Awesome indeed!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/08/11 11:49 AM

I'm too lazy to look through the hundreds of post I've missed lately so this may be a repeat.

Maple Bacon (Ultimate Dog Tease)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/11 01:21 PM

This one's for chesseroo and all the other science types here:


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/11 02:52 PM

This one's for elephant lovers:


Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/11 02:54 PM

Looks to me like the guys in the photo ARE elephant lovers. I mean, you'd have to be, right?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/12/11 07:55 PM

Both of those were very LOL worthy! laugh
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/13/11 07:38 AM

My God!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/13/11 07:45 AM

My Subatomic Particle!
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/11 04:03 PM

I posted a link like this before, but this new one is even funnier (new signs).

Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

The out of order weight bench is decorated with bacon (for tomtuttle) and a unicorn (for CV). Even when the weight bench fails, it wins.
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/11 04:27 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
I posted a link like this before, but this new one is even funnier (new signs).

Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

The out of order weight bench is decorated with bacon (for tomtuttle) and a unicorn (for CV). Even when the weight bench fails, it wins.


There should be a warning about reading this at work...not due to inappropriate content (which can be true too!), but laughing may be disruptive. Gosh, some of these were hilarious! laugh
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/11 05:24 PM

This is the best one.


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/11 05:28 PM

I lied. This one is better.


Posted by: Ajax

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/23/11 09:18 PM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
I lied. This one is better.



Originally Posted By: pmbuko
This is the best one.


Oh you young people. For you, it's all about sex and violence!!!! frown




grin
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/11 12:11 AM

What about you older people? Is it about hugging and arguing?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/11 08:29 AM

I think it's about the early bird specials at Denny's and going on travel cruises.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/11 03:25 PM

Not so much funny as amazing:

These are the guys I want when I call the Fire Department.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/11 03:36 PM

My Proctologist trains the same way.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/24/11 04:03 PM

Now that's funny! You poor guy.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 12:28 AM

Revisiting Teen Girl Squad. Still love it.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 11:19 AM

Try to touch this guy's nose with your mouse:
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 01:33 PM

Cool. Once I got him to spaz out and swat repeatedly for a second or so.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 01:54 PM

JP, it's good to know that you have the professionalism to "make a guy spaz out". Seriously, that belongs in your resume! smile
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 03:45 PM

With the arabic language t-shirt and the blank wall behind him (usually, there's a map), it looks like a jihad video.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/25/11 11:02 PM

Easy! And this is not an edited photo.

Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/11 09:49 AM

doing a printscreen before you try to touch his nose doesn't count! Neither does disabling some type of setting so he stops swatting. wink
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/11 10:05 AM

Just go really slow. Or, make your browser not the frontmost application...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/11 11:04 AM

Ken, don't leave the Bay Area. I have found the perfect roommate for you.

I think it's Ken Jeong. Or someone who thinks he is Ken Jeong/Leslie Chow.

Language is NSFW, but it's only a picture of text (no audio).
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/11 01:06 PM

Yeah, peter- A co-worker was able to do the same thing because his computer is slow and the network was bogged down.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/26/11 01:58 PM

I like it.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/30/11 03:49 PM

Ghosts with sh#t jobs.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 08/31/11 07:45 AM

While it attempts to subtly raise some points for discussion, some may certainly find that offensive. I fear another test of our members ability to debate without resorting to personal flaming is at hand.

But as I often say, "Were it not for the Devil's advocate, we might never know he was there."
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/11 11:12 AM

Some more lmao material I shouldn't read at work. grin
Hilarious autocorrects.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/11 12:14 PM

LOL! I love those. I especially like it when people keep trying and it just gets worse.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/09/11 01:27 PM

Funny! I have to wonder if they're real, though...
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/14/11 09:07 AM

The Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen airs 9/19 at 10 pm.

Some of the material has leaked online, and it is brutal. And awesome. A sample:

“You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer

shocked
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 11:32 AM



Wait, what?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 11:52 AM

Kinky.
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 01:24 PM

This has been floating around Facebook. It actually makes sense. LOL!

Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Wait, what?


Ewww...that is just nasty! sick
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 02:49 PM

Lactose intolerant, huh? wink
Posted by: Adrian

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 09/23/11 05:43 PM

I saw a mourning dove once that lacked toes.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 12:59 PM

Bad Lip Reading, Michele Bachmann style.

Watch with caution. It may make you have to change your "fishy poopy pants".
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 02:22 PM

Love it.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 02:35 PM

Last night my wife said something very profound.
We just finished watching "The Source Code". I liked it fairly well but she did not, leading to this comment from her.

"I like when a story has flow. A reveals B. B leads to C. B&C lead to the surprise of D. You on the other hand enjoy when B calls A into question, C rules out B and D leads back to the impossible B!"

Once I stopped laughing I realized the the brilliance and admittedly, much of the truth in it.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 02:57 PM

Oh, so you're big into Christopher Nolan.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 03:14 PM

Umm, I don't get it. Why?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 03:16 PM

Have you seen Memento or Inception? If not, and if your quote is accurate, you'll like them a lot!
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 03:31 PM

Ahh, now I got ya. I should have IMDBed him.

I only middle of the road enjoyed Inception. I very much enjoyed the concept and the ongoing mind games but found that he pushed a little too far into the 'over the top' action movie side of things. I kept waiting for Neo or Morpheus to pop out.

I didn't see Memento but now I will.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 09:11 PM

"Of course, there's not time for all of us to party, tunaface."
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/04/11 11:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Murph
I didn't see Memento but now I will.


I liked Memento a lot more than Inception. The latter did seem to try too hard.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/05/11 10:04 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Bad Lip Reading, Michele Bachmann style.

Watch with caution. It may make you have to change your "fishy poopy pants".


Funny, she made no mention of her hubby's magical ability to turn fruits into vegetables.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/05/11 10:28 AM

I heard that Amanda Knox is home in Washington and in hiding------------at Tom's house. Or did they say "under?" I can't remember.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/05/11 12:55 PM

Media Frenzy. I don't get it.

On Topic:


Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/11 04:19 PM

Picture of an in-bred cat


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/20/11 04:32 PM

This German, DJ Flula, doesn't understand a few things about American idioms. He overanalyzes them in his very German accent to hilarious effect. smile

Shooting fish in a barrel

Shoot the sh*t

Daddy long legs

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

The proof is in the pudding

Rock, Paper, Scissors
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/11 12:16 AM

Oh, man, I've only watched the first one, but that's great. Thanks.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/11 05:01 AM

My sister's favorite was the proof is in the pudding one. I'll admit it was inspired.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/21/11 07:49 AM

For those who haven't seen it yet, I got a kick out of this. Plus the damn song is catchy and is now severely stuck in my head.

Warning: Don't let Michael Bolton fool ya. You will need headphones or low volumes if at the workplace.

feat:Michael Bolton -- Jack Sparrow
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/25/11 12:57 AM

Originally Posted By: pmbuko
This German, DJ Flula, doesn't understand a few things about American idioms. He overanalyzes them in his very German accent to hilarious effect. smile


By the way, I passed Flula on to one of my friends, and she loves him. So thanks, Peter. smile She didn't say anything when I first sent her a link, but a couple of days later she said she'd been watching his videos all day and thought he was "soooooo funny."
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/25/11 01:07 AM

Hey, man, the proof is in the pudding.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/25/11 01:10 AM

Ha ha. You're a lucky tiny bastard!
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/25/11 08:21 PM

Hot, timely stripper
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/26/11 06:44 PM

It's the Rocky the Cat song.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 12:59 AM

Kitty Litter Cake
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 07:53 AM

Exactly what were you Googling to come up with that? Litter pan edible?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 10:18 AM

My dog has been known to enjoy a "litter box crunchy" every so often.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 11:26 AM

Henry Rollins has lost his tattoos! Draw some new ones to cheer him up!

Also on that web site: Gran Torino lunchbox for sale.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 11:42 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
My dog has been known to enjoy a "litter box crunchy" every so often.


I knew there was a reason I didn't want a dog in the house.
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 12:26 PM

But then you would have to clean the box less. Win Win
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 12:53 PM

Until he licked you in the face. Lose Lose.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 02:15 PM

Also on that web site: Gran Torino lunchbox for sale. [/quote]

I love that.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 02:16 PM

Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Exactly what were you Googling to come up with that? Litter pan edible?


Ha ha. My friend, Jen, is to blame. She's looking up a lot of recipes lately.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 02:46 PM

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what
is the probability that you will choose the correct answer?
  1. 25%
  2. 50%
  3. 60%
  4. 25%

Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 02:46 PM

Ha ha, nice.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/27/11 02:53 PM

For me it'd be

e. 00%
Posted by: sonicfox

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 01:05 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Also on that web site: Gran Torino lunchbox for sale.


The next time I'm dieting, I'll pack my lunch in the Eric Roberts lunch box. Looking at that picture would make me lose my appetite! LOL! grin
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 10:43 AM


Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 01:14 PM

Famous album covers come to life:

http://devour.com/video/album-covers-come-alive/

Pretty silly/funny.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 01:20 PM

Awesome.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 03:27 PM

Nice!
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 10/28/11 09:31 PM

Funny. Very Monty Python.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/11 04:37 AM

The Empathy Belly

It makes me laugh that the list of symptoms are the selling points.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/11 06:36 AM

I'd be touching my Empathy Boobies all the time! grin
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/11 02:25 PM

Ha ha, good idea. I should empathize out in the park and fondle myself with my falconry glove.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/11 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: CV
Ha ha, good idea. I should empathize out in the park and fondle myself with my falconry glove.


You chickmagnet, you!
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/01/11 11:50 PM

My plumage sure is colorful.
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/02/11 06:22 PM

Dude. What are you doing in my...
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/03/11 10:19 AM

Ok, that was disturbing.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/03/11 11:33 AM

Funny.
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/11 02:55 PM

Oh! Click Me! Please, please, please. (Safe for work environment).
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/08/11 05:54 PM


Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/11 10:44 AM

Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Oh! Click Me! Please, please, please. (Safe for work environment).


That was a lot funnier because not knowing what it was, I filled in Mark's name.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/11 10:48 AM

And I filled in Bob's.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/11 11:16 AM

Mahhhk, I thought that it was gonna lose some of it's umph, because I knew it was coming.

It didn't! The measure of funny is when a second exposure elicits an equal response. I'm about to try # 3.

You know, all this attention could cause me to acquire a God complex. Oh, wait...

I did click on Cat's thing. If anyone thinks a little shark tatoo on an overweight Latino's arse is gonna thrill me, please think about it some more.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/09/11 12:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnnlRxntnDE
Posted by: fredk

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 02:12 AM

Things you can do with your microwave at 3:00am.

"If you are up for slightly more math, you can perform a kitchen experiment that Albert Einstein&#8203; would have loved: prove that light really does zip along at almost 300 million meters per second. Cover a cardboard disk from a frozen pizza with slices of Velveeta and microwave it at low power until several melted spots appear. (You don’t want it rotating, so if your oven has a carousel, prop the cardboard above it.) Measure the distance (in meters) between the centers of the spots. That distance is half the wavelength of the light, so if you double it and multiply by 2.45 billion (the frequency in cycles per second), the result is the velocity of the rays bouncing about in your oven."
Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 06:29 AM

i got to read this again when i'm fully waken up...
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 07:30 AM

I'd rather just eat pizza.
Posted by: tomtuttle

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 12:40 PM

Math + Velveeta + Einstein = Awesome
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 12:43 PM

That can't be right.

Solving for E yields:

E = A - M - V.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 01:29 PM

Originally Posted By: fredk
Things you can do with your microwave at 3:00am.

Measure the distance (in meters) between the centers of the spots.


Jeez, you must have a HUGE microwave oven!

Is there are space/time-continuum involved that dictates we be moving around the kitchen at exactly the same rate as you did for the result to be the same? Or is that just what the whole thing looks like from here?
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 02:45 PM

I tried this at home but the gravitational mass of my Epicness bent the light and distorted the results.

Sorry for that, we decreed today "Talk like Barney Day" here at work.
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 03:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Murph


we decreed today "Talk like Barney Day" here at work.


Is there a firearms dealer nearby?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/10/11 04:08 PM

"Oh! The sights you see, when you ain't got a gun!"
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/11/11 01:54 AM

Catching up on Maddox writings online after reading his new book. I missed some good ones. Mark, I thought you might like his April Fool's photoblog.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/15/11 05:06 PM


Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:14 PM

I like it.

A similarly good practical joke is to put parmesan cheese in a microwave, hit high power for five minutes, and walk away. Far away.

More bad lip-reading, Herman Cain edition.
Posted by: cb919

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:44 PM

I have an urge to try this but am afraid. What happens? eek

Also you can light a standard incandescent light bulb using your microwave. Put the bulb in a glass of water so that the metal base is just covered by the water. Turn your nukemowave on high and watch the show. That's power savings - using 1000W to light a 60W bulb! I have done this but only for 2 or 3 seconds. I've been scared to go longer.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:48 PM

Horrible smell. Best done in campus dining halls.
Posted by: cb919

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:56 PM

Oooh - new trick when unwanted company arrives. Thanks! That coupled with my son's whoopie cushion could be funny wink
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:56 PM

Red Kool-Aid crystals are good in a shower head as well for horror movie buffs.
Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 02:59 PM

i once connected a 100 watt light bulb on one output of my Hafler 500 instead of a speaker.

the bulb did light up, but a bit weak; i then increased the vol. level and after less than a minute, a fuse in the Hafler blew up; 15 amp rated fuse.
i used a 60 Hz sinewave for that, and once the fuse replaced, no problem with the amp.

i also tried it playing organ music.
the light intensity would follow the music...

no cheese smell, but some would say i'm a cheese head, right?
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 03:03 PM

I'm still waiting for the person that said they stuck their tongue in a light bulb receptacle and pulled the chain.
Posted by: cb919

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 03:04 PM

I am actually picturing more along the lines of a mad audio scientist.

Cat - you just gave me that 9V battery taste on my tongue and an immediate twitch! crazy
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 03:05 PM

Originally Posted By: J. B.
..
no cheese smell, but some would say i'm a cheese head, right?


Does that mean you are also a Packers fan?
Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 03:23 PM

sorry, but maybe to your dismay, i have never followed another sport than F1, with a few occasional exceptions.
Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/17/11 03:25 PM

maybe if you saw me you would say i look like the one in "Back to the Future" !
Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/22/11 02:46 PM


Posted by: a401classic

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 03:21 AM

My wife found this this very funny for some reason...
Posted by: Murph

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 12:31 PM

Personally, I like Nickelback but at some point that I missed, it became cool to hate them. Love em or hate em, kudos to them for being willing to make fun of themselves in response to the Packers petition.

Just mildly funny and some language definitely NSFW but I thought it would spark some discussion.
NIckleback responds to NFL petition.

One thing we all can agree on, Chad always has the worst hair cuts. ALWAYS!
Posted by: chesseroo

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 01:24 PM

That was really quite good.
Great to see them take it in stride.
Posted by: RickF

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 02:04 PM




Posted by: J. B.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 05:43 PM

What funny thing ?
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/23/11 10:40 PM

When you have that much money and sell that many albums you can take alot of things in stride.
Posted by: Da_Gimp_Pimp

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/11 07:31 AM

VERY funny - historical events Facebook updates!
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 11/24/11 10:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Murph
Personally, I like Nickelback but at some point that I missed, it became cool to hate them. Love em or hate em, kudos to them for being willing to make fun of themselves in response to the Packers petition.

Just mildly funny and some language definitely NSFW but I thought it would spark some discussion.
NIckleback responds to NFL petition.

One thing we all can agree on, Chad always has the worst hair cuts. ALWAYS!


It was stated in the video, rather directly, that Detroit hates them because they're Canadian. That's weird, becasue the rest of the U.S. considers Michigan, Minnesota AND Wisconsin to be part of Canada.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/06/11 11:14 PM


Posted by: CatBrat

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/07/11 08:05 AM

The Dr. looks like the Monopoly guy.

Last time I'm playing Monopoly.
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/11 08:04 PM

This was originally going to go in "what yummy thing are you eating tonight ?"

Potato Wedges

Preheat oven to 400F. Wash 3 potatoes, cut into 8-12 wedges each depending on size. Toss with a mix of jerk seasoning, hot sauce, and a bit of oil. Arrange wedges on baking sheet in neat rows. Open oven door, pick up baking sheet, observe baking sheet slide through fingers, observe wedges on floor.

Retrieve wedges. Wash kitchen floor. Debate whether hot peppers will kill floor cooties since 5 second rule was not observed.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/11 08:47 PM

Eh. They'll be fine.
Posted by: bridgman

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/11 09:30 PM

You're in Virginia ?
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/10/11 11:26 PM

Indeed, I am. I live here now. Virginia is cool.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/11/11 11:41 AM

Currently has some samples from the book, I Am Better Than Your Kids. There is rough language if that offends you.
Posted by: CV

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/11 12:21 AM

The last name of the person I just bought something from on eBay is "Gaydar." That's funny, right?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/11 12:30 AM

Maybe it's pronounced with a soft g?
Posted by: BobKay

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/11 09:51 AM

Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Maybe it's pronounced with a soft g?

...or maybe it's just a myth.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/12/11 10:02 PM

I will postulate that NORAD does not have a bank of gaydar screens.






Or do they? *cue dramatic music*
Posted by: medic8r

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/11 12:35 AM

Wasn't Gaydar O'Reilly the pseudonym that Negative Orange always used when checking into Korean hotels?
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/11 01:36 AM

Originally Posted By: medic8r
Wasn't Gaydar O'Reilly the pseudonym that Negative Orange always used when checking into Korean hotels?


I don't know, but I bet CV has the commemorative Kim Jong-il bobbleheads to prove it.
Posted by: jakewash

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/11 02:04 AM

That was great Sean
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/11 03:45 PM

Don't slip and fall off a curb in Augusta, GA.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? - 12/13/11 05:25 PM

What a riot! I