Good news: there was that window to the roof, and safety.

Bad news: there goes my supplemental income and easy access to exotic dancers.

Fire destroys J.P.'s Night Club

Amie will send you new speakers!
Seriously, any relation with you?

Yes, in the US, people who share the same first initials are often related.

There were rumors...

I love it! Nothing brings a smile to my face quicker than scathing sarcasm (even if it's sent my way)!

Nope, seriously, just a co-inky dink.

One of my former practice partners told me that she was sad that my strip club burned down. I was like / WTF? and then she explained that she had heard the news and laughed at the name of the club.

P.S.: doormat, that is by far the coolest avatar I've ever seen. We should get together for beers!

(imagines doormat pondering if this is sarcasm)

Look at it this way - whether sincere or sarcastic, a comment like this is bound to bring a smile to your face!

It is probably fortunate that I am rather obtuse and don't often recognise attacks on me. I cried a little.

I'll have you know I agonized for hours over the choosing of my avatar from the list of 15 stock Axiom jpgs. I was ecstatic to find one that summed me up so perfectly, and to have you bring me crashing down like that, well, it hurt. Deeply.

Well, I guess there's nothing for it now but to put on my shoes and go tap dancing. Hope you're happy.

" I'm lucky to be alive!"

Ah, if only we felt the same about the situation.

Yeah! You tell him!
Take that Mr. Meanie!

Jack, I'm going to get those graemlins and put them on a neon sign outside my office. Too funny.

You remain, sir, King of the Graemlins. Good day.

P.S. doormat - that's Dr. Meanie

Yes, Dr.
Sorry, Dr.
Won't happen again, Dr.

I don't know about that J.P. Somehow I don't think seeing that particular graemlin on a neon sign outside your office is going to instill a lot of confidence in a new patient.

I realized I didn't put a wink in that post of mine above. I hope I didn't offend and that you fully understood I was just going for a laugh. I'm very fond of J.P folks.

I assume you were able to prescribe something, for yourself, that made you feel all better.

Technically you do not have a doctorate in meanness so I think it would be Mr. Meanie

Thats Mr. Meanie, M.D. to you sir