Yes, it was today that kcarlile professed in the Shout Box his love for Britney Spears. Is Britney pregnant? Will this affect Britney's comeback? Will Britney guest star again on "How I Met Your Mother?

The following phrases are so that Ken's love for Britney is able to be appreciated by the interwebs:

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Ken, I think there are support groups for this. Remember, we're here for ya, buddy.

What? Ken got Britney pregnant???

(gasp!)

Maybe she'll be at Tuttlefest?

I am both shocked and appalled, and yet vaguely indifferent.

*chuckles evil laugh to self

Great, Poor Axioms web server is going to take a ___kickin tonight. I hope they don't pay by bandwidth usage.....

JP did a quick cut and paste on all these from his own Google search cache.

shh!