can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest?

Posted by: terzaghi

can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest? - 06/21/08 08:12 PM

Well can you?

I sure can't...

give it a shot if you dare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs
Posted by: CV

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest? - 06/21/08 10:43 PM

I beat her. Not that she'll ever know.
Posted by: Spoiler

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 08:14 AM

I can't either...but her smile just melts me.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 04:02 PM

shes doesn't blink for quite some time before the staring contest even starts..

It seems like she is one of those people that hardly blinks at all.
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 04:26 PM

She's a cyborg.
Posted by: CV

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 04:41 PM

One day, everyone will be.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 07:03 PM

 Quote:
She's a cyborg.

For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. ;\)
Posted by: St_PatGuy

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 07:33 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko

For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. ;\)


I'm so behind the sci-fi times.
Posted by: fredk

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 07:42 PM

I think I like Cylons much better than cyborgs, even if they don't blink.
Posted by: terzaghi

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 11:45 PM

hottest cyborg I've seen in quite some time.
Posted by: BrenR

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/22/08 11:59 PM

I beat her but I've always had a freakishly low blink rate.

Bren R.
Posted by: Hutzal

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/23/08 01:26 PM

 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
 Quote:
She's a cyborg.

For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. ;\)


Just a bunch of Skin Jobs in here...
Posted by: Murph

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 01:14 PM

Cylons are mankind's greatest invention!!!


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Posted by: CV

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 02:10 PM

Don't you mean nylons?
Posted by: medic8r

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 02:18 PM

Or pylons?

Or pile-ons?
Posted by: michael_d

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 04:45 PM

 Originally Posted By: Spoiler
I can't either...but her smile just melts me.



Hu...she has the oposite effect on me and my, er, oh never mind.
Posted by: Hutzal

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 06:08 PM

 Originally Posted By: CV
Don't you mean nylons?


Don't you mean fish nets?
Posted by: prototype3a

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 09:23 PM

Being a cyborg ain't that bad... I got chainsaw hands and steel teeth!
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 09:53 PM

The Mythbusters proved that steel teeth don't get you anywhere, and I imagine that opening a jar of pickles can get messy.
Posted by: fredk

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 10:07 PM

Tell that to Jaws. They seemed to work well for him.
Posted by: prototype3a

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 10:09 PM

The "Mythbusters" are often proved wrong... Generally their methods lack any sort of scientific or engineering basis. It is an amusing show though.
Posted by: Ken.C

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/24/08 10:39 PM

Actually, they do work pretty hard to do the science, behind the scenes. Can you cite an example where they were wrong (and have not yet corrected themselves through a revisited show)?

Besides, steel teeth are pretty blatantly not going to work like Jaws' teeth did..
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest - 06/25/08 08:20 AM

That's only because they are assuming that Jaws was a human. What if he had a titanium skull and hydraulic muscles?