[kcarlile] I have the urge to infect the shout box with a horrible 80s soft rock ballad.
[kcarlile] so don't try nuthin.
[medic8r] ju don scare me, man!
[kcarlile] I'll do it!
[kcarlile] Hmm... now to come up with some demands.
[medic8r] ju new at this, homes? Why ju shaking like that?
[medic8r] Aw, man, he ran away ...
[medic8r] *cluck cluck cluck*
[kcarlile] oh, that's it.
[kcarlile] it's On.
[kcarlile] demands... demands... I demand that JP eat some vegetables!
[kcarlile] I further demand that CV ask Claire out!
[medic8r] Nooooooo!!!
[medic8r] I had french fries with lunch
[medic8r] Potato is vegetable
[medic8r] nom nom nom
[kcarlile] That does not COUNT!~
[kcarlile] Further, I demand that Peter put up his QS8s instead of leaving them in the box.
[kcarlile] You have 2 hours.
[kcarlile] err... 10 minutes. 2 hours is too long to keep this song in my head.
[medic8r] I had a carrot yesterday
[kcarlile] in what?
[kcarlile] baby carrots do not COUNT!
[medic8r] my ear?
[kcarlile] unless consumed in quantities greater than 10.
[kcarlile] AHA!
[medic8r] I can go drink some grape juice, but that's about it for the office possibilities
[medic8r] If it were up to me, the bus might blow up.
[kcarlile] Indeed, the bus will soon blow up. 7 minutes!
until I release the apocalypse that has the initials A.S.!
[medic8r] can I make this into a thread?
[kcarlile] I think it might be too silly for a thread, but I could use the post counts.
[medic8r] ruh roh - Air Supply, The One That I Love?!
[kcarlile] dang, showed my cards too early.

You have the wrong song....

This post courtesy of scalzi.com

I checked out that link.

You're "punkrockhockeymom", aren't you?!

http://pnkrokhockeymom.livejournal.com/

Err... no?

She seems to have a different taste in books than I do, although I assume we both like John Scalzi.

Nice edit - now with Spoiler technology!

Also, nice use of reverse psychology ("Don't look unless...") to make sure you get everybody infected.

Your avatar may look all quizzical and innocent, but I know you're pnkrokhockeymom.

This would make more sense if I wasn't using the same name over there as I do over here...

Hey, St_PatGuy, didn't want to exclude you from this informal meeting of the Brain Trust.

That is all.

Hmm. Would you believe I didn't even see your name there? I did a quick search and there it popped up!

Then I read the post and realized it looked like I was accusing you of talking to yourself, instead of just being somebody else. Weird.

You're good, JP. Really, really good.

That's okay. You guys go on without me.

No energy today. ZZzzzzz. . .

(1950s heroic movie music)

"When last we left our heroes, kcarlile was saying ..."

[kcarlile] dang, showed my cards too early.
[kcarlile] no, not that one.
[kcarlile] actually
[medic8r] you've seen the light and have called off your threat?!
[kcarlile] 1 minute!
[kcarlile] I'll post it now...
[kcarlile] BOOM!
[kcarlile] ok, need further entertainment now...
[medic8r] Not shabby, you got three posts out of that one (so far)
[kcarlile] 4
[kcarlile] not all that much point now that I can't beat Peter to 10K, but it's nice to keep the oar in.
[medic8r] I gots 74 posts to 2000
[medic8r] So I'll be there in, oh, a couple days
[kcarlile] I figured you were doing this for your own count.
[kcarlile] how many until you're on page 1?
[kcarlile] OK, who's completely disgusted by our entire conversation? Show of hands, please...
[kcarlile] <counts>
[fredk] Whereupon he will celebrate by sticking a baby carrot in his ear.
[kcarlile] Yeah, that's everyone.
[fredk] Um, I didn't vote. I just wave my hands a lot when I type.
[kcarlile] well, we'll just have to do a recount then.
[medic8r] LOL! fredk, you can now join the Axiom superfunny club. Here's your card.

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Big Will is the last on page 1, at 1951. So with the goal being 1952, then just 25 more!

Whee!

What is this "page 1" you speak of?

...never mind...I figured it out.

It is a place you and I shall not see until we dispo, er, overtake the likes of J.P.

Hey Fred, have you looked at Craig's post count?

Yeah...I used to be jabberjaws.

Not with my glasses on... apparently

If you were jabberjaws, what does that make me?

Joan Rivers.

Oh moy gwod!

Can we tawk? Ehh ehh ehh !! *pokes finger toward throat*

I used to keep up with you, but then my dang job dragged me away too often and you flew right by me in the post counts.

Stupid jobs...

Tell me about it.

No, wait, not literally, I get enough of that every day.

Man, we used to be funny.

I miss the Shout Box. Good times.

We used to think we were funny. Now we know better.

That was the other thought I had. I ignored it in favor of the more flattering thought. Don't take it away from me!!!!

All you deserve is pain. All that any of us deserve is pain.

Ah, never mind. I'm about to be assimilated soon, so I guess resistance is futile.

Your uniqueness will be added to our own.