Hey Axiom faithful - it's a new month, so for those of us with a proclivity to change avatars often, it's time for the next installment in the large-scale social experiment monthly avatar theme.

I'll admit to not being much into the Star Wars universe, but I figured you guys would be knowledgeable enough to get some good dialogue going. So I'm not going to claim any character yet. I'm going to call on you guys to help me select one.

Any thoughts?

This should be painful.

Can we be an object from the Star Wars universe?

I guess I'm Shmi Skywalker, since I gave birth to Negative Orange and you all took it away when you saw its potential.

You could be a 2-1B Medical Droid




I didn’t pick Yoda because I think I’m any sort of JedI Master rather it’s because I have “Yoda hair” growing from my ears. Could shave it but it really pisses of a couple anal types at word so which is more fun?

If you aren't sure what character you are go here. Which Star Wars Character Are You?

I’m Jar Jar Binks. But dangerously close to Princess Leia.

Apparently I'm Jar Jar, too, then Yoda, then Leia.

Han Solo it is, then.

I like Bert and Bob, better though.

You're a scruffy-looking nerf herder.

S'ok, you're a worthless slave that apparently even a Jedi wouldn't save.

That's pretty screwed up.

Also, your son is the second most evil guy in the Galaxy, mainly because, well... I'm not sure why.

"I'm mad at the Jedis--hey, I'll go murder 100 children!"

Hey, it makes me feel good that someone recognizes my true value.

I came out to be Luke Skywalker. Jar Jar was second.

Sweet! I get to relive my 3rd grade Halloween costume through my avatar!!

I guess you're trading in the barrel for a lightsabered tauntaun, huh?

I prefer smellier confines.

Well, I guess after spending August in my barrel--smellier confines may be academic.

I guess you can spend time in the bacta tank, if you want.

You definitely need to be in something, though, and since Ken is Ken Solo, he's got dibs on the carbonite.

Tomorrow, I will find something.

By the way, if anyone thinks of a better character for me, please tell me. I don't really need to be Sean's grandmama.

You don't need another avatar. There is nothing else to choose from. . . *waves hand in front of monitor*

Man, I feel like I should be wearing stormtrooper armor now.

Wait, you mean you're not?

It's Monday night?

Is Monday night significant for stormtroopers?

By the way, don't mind trick your grandmother.

I had no idea which to choose. I did the test and my monitor blew up right after displaying a message that I was the most evil person in the universe! So I'm using an avatar of this dude....I don't even know his name.

OK, seriously, the test pegged me for Yoda, but since that was taken, I went here and picked this guy.

Not much of a Star Wars Geek. Already looking forward to October.

what fun!

Yeah, you get to shock Ewoks and curse a lot.

Nice link. It should help some people.

Man, now I'm craving some negative orange juice with extra palp.

There are a lot of good characters left. I can't believe I inflicted Shmi on myself. When we do the South Park characters, I'll probably be saying, "I can't believe I'm not Butters."

The test said I'm this guy.

I can't access the test at work, but I am putting dibs on Jango Fett.

Do the characters from "Spaceballs" count?

They totally should. I call Mega Maid!

I'd like a Mega Maid right about now. My house needs it, bigtime.

I see I'm not the only one who thought about Spaceballs. I was thinking of saying that they should count, too. So be it!

Lol, I just watched Spaceballs last week with the kids, my 7 year old thought jamming the radar was one of the funniest things he's ever seen.

Another one of those movies that you guys can tease me about my never having seen....


but don't tease me too much! Remember...
<---- I'm Evil.

At the risk of being burned at the stake, I'm going to say that Mel Brooks movies are not required viewing.

Not required, but many have some classic moments.

I picked Chewbacca....and no I am not really tall and hairy but I am a mechanic and Chewbacca was always fixing things.

There are many better Mel Brooks movies than Spaceballs. I think for it to be funny, you had to be about 14 or 15 when you first saw it. I find it rather stupid.

Young Frankenstein, The Producers (original), and Blazing Saddles (other than the lame ending) however, are masterpieces.

Maybe that's my problem. I don't remember Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles with any clarity, and I haven't seen The Producers.

Well, I saw Young Frankenstein once many moons ago.

Never saw Blazing Saddles.

Crap.

Here come the villagers with the torches....

This thread is nothing but Bantha poodoo!!

That's funny.....

Hmmmm.

Right after I felt a disturbance in The Force, I ran across this thread.

Coincidence? I think not.

Ray, I felt that disturbance too, but realized you had leaned over on one cheek...

*braappppt*

I was looking for that tall guy that followed Lando Calrissian around everywhere on Cloud City, but I have no idea what his name was, so I used Mark's link to come up with this guy. Wedge!

Who had the pilot eating KFC? That was good.

I'll work on it, but I'm mostly with MSJ about October.

Young Frankenstein is required viewing.

Mark, that's not a disturbance in The Force....that IS The Force

Only problem is it repels both friend and foe alike.

It was Freesey.

Are you brave enough to reveal your face

I took the test last night and came up with Han Solo, but I am sticking with Jango Fett....

Han shot first... I was there, I know!

Bren R.

He shot prematurely?

Ask Leia.

Bren R.

OK, I can't bring myself to be Jar Jar Binks, so I'll be Mace Windu. We have the same head shape, and eventually I'll have the same hair pattern.

I kind of liked you better as the pelvis-thrusting storm trooper.

Look, it's the most useless Jedi ever!

SLJ gave Lucas a backrub to get into the movie.

Ouch, ouch, and ... ouch.

It'll be in the deleted scenes on the Blu-ray release.


Easter egg!

Wait, which Jedi are you talking about?

A little known character named Boobi One Kenobi.

Just didn't pan out.

That would be Mace "I'll just stand here and watch two other Jedi get slaughtered..." Windu.

OK, so the two that got slaughtered were more useless.

Forget lightsabers, I'll take a pod race any day!

Scott

Your mind powers will not work on me, boy...

No, but Leia in a skimpy metal bikini will.

She's your sister, man!

You're not supposed to tell him that for 18 years. at which point you will have aged 40 years. Mysteeeeeriously.

Hilarious. All y'all. Especially Jabba.

Your avatar and sig are killing me Tom.

"Hey Obi. Levitate me a beer will ya."

Yeah, but I didn't know that! So all those dirty thoughts I had about her in episode IV were alright, right?

Hell, you kissed her in Empire, you sick bastard.

To be fair, she kissed him, despite admitting always having known in RotJ.

And then you moved in, Han, my friend.

*shakes fist at sky*

HAAAAAAAAAAAN!




(oops, wrong movie)

http://www.khaaan.com/

I have a tendency to lump all science fiction together.







(can you hear me L. Ron Hubbard?)

So that's why Q was hiding behind the monolith on the moon in your dream that I witnessed while tapped into your stream in the matrix.

I hope this means we can now call you Lumpy.

You forgot about Wyld Stallyns playing in the background.

More specifically, playing the scores from Star Trek and Star Wars...

I missed half of September. Honestly, I've been so busy the last thing I remember is the end of August.

Tried a Fozzy Bear/Chewbacca Hybrid but it didn't look too good. Decided on something a bit more authentic but obscure.

I say, well done, Andrew.

I now have the ultimate avatar. Mwah ha ha!

I've had a stupid one all month. Where's your sense of solidarity?

I had to use it before someone else thought of it.

'sides, JP changed his a few times.

Wait, what have we become when we're following his lead?

Answer

J.Peons.

<MontyBurns>Ehhhhxcellent.</MontyBurns>

filet minions?

LOL!