Ratner Confirms Next Project as CONAN

WHY BRETT RATNER? Argh.

I think Steve Buscemi would make a good Conan.

He always struck me as more of a Red Sonja, but you may be on to something.

Oh, I didn't even know they were working on a new Red Sonja film to be out next year.

Definitely Rosie O'Donnell for Red Sonja.

Crom help us all when Sean becomes a casting director.

People will come from far and wide to see my epics.

You flash your epics out on the lanes, I'll take them away from you, stick them up your ass and pull the effin' trigger till they go "click."

I'll definitely opt for the seat covers then.

Dudes! Seriously!

Uhg , I'm still having nightmares after watching Rosie in lingerie(?) on 'Exit to Eden'.

Me too.