Axiom Home Page
Posted By: wbedford Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/10/10 07:04 PM
Cant wait for the Blu Ray... smirk

http://transformers-3-movie-trailer.blogspot.com/
Posted By: jakewash Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/10/10 11:50 PM
Should be another good workout for the sub smile
Posted By: SirQuack Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/14/10 05:49 PM
freaking awesome...
Posted By: spiffnme Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/20/10 04:43 PM
When will this god awful franchise end? Please! After seeing Transformers 2 (free screening at work), I felt dumber for having seen it. I've seen porno movies with more depth of character.

Michael Bay is the bizzaro Midas - everything he touches turns to dookie.
Posted By: BobKay Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/20/10 04:46 PM
Originally Posted By: spiffnme
I've seen porno movies with more depth of character.


Could you please be more specific? I l-o-v-e porn with depth of character!
Posted By: grunt Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/20/10 05:37 PM
Originally Posted By: spiffnme
When will this god awful franchise end? Please! After seeing Transformers 2 (free screening at work), I felt dumber for having seen it. I've seen porno movies with more depth of character.

Michael Bay is the bizzaro Midas - everything he touches turns to dookie.



You are so right. Didn’t care much for the first one and the second one totally sucked. Only now I’m twice as dumb because I had to see the second one two times. Made the mistake of watching it myself. Then my father and sister who I let pick a movie to watch about once a month just had to watch that one. Tried to talk them out of it. After seeing it they said they will listen next time I try to talk them out of watching something.
Posted By: nickbuol Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/20/10 11:59 PM
Who watches these movies for a plot anyway? Its all about the special effects and sound... That is why I like the Transformer movies. Just like I am dying to see Tron... in 3D!!! Special effects. I don't expect much of a plot. There are plenty of other movies out there with deep plots that are awesome too, but usually they don't have the sci-fi eye (and ear) candy.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 12:59 AM
Lots of people watch movies for plot. I like special effects, too, but if that's all you can point to as a reason to watch a movie, then it's a bad movie. If you're ok with moviemakers polishing turds with flashes and booms, and support them with your wallet, then I guess you'll continue to be impressed by the slide toward more formulaic mass-market entertainment churned out by Hollywood.
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:12 AM
They should make Polished Turds the Revenge in 3D.
Posted By: richeydog Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:25 AM
Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
They should make Polished Turds the Revenge in 3D.

With Smell-O-Vision... shocked
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:26 AM
Best. Movie. Ever.
Posted By: spiffnme Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:27 AM
For it to be entertaining and engaging you have to CARE if any of the characters are in danger. That's why Jaws worked, and Jurasic Park didn't. In Jaws you feared the shark. In Jurasic Park, you cheered for the T-Rex. Yawn.

2.5 hours of explosions and I was nodding off. An explosion just for the sake of an explosion is not exciting.
Posted By: grunt Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:27 AM
Originally Posted By: richeydog
Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
They should make Polished Turds the Revenge in 3D.

With Smell-O-Vision... shocked


Me likes?
Posted By: Craig_P Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:41 AM
Awful, awful movie. Friends dragged me to it. Never again.
It's not even a good action movie, the effects suck, and it just looks so bad. Fight scenes all looked like a multicolour garbage pile vomited on screen. A total mess.
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:43 AM
Originally Posted By: spiffnme
For it to be entertaining and engaging you have to CARE if any of the characters are in danger. That's why Jaws worked, and Jurasic Park didn't. In Jaws you feared the shark. In Jurasic Park, you cheered for the T-Rex. Yawn.

2.5 hours of explosions and I was nodding off. An explosion just for the sake of an explosion is not exciting.


Agreed. The true art in movie making is making you care about said explosion.

Too many times I find myself watching some movies, and despite all the flashy action, I'm bored.
Posted By: grunt Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:46 AM
Originally Posted By: Craig_P
Awful, awful movie. Friends dragged me to it. Never again.
It's not even a good action movie, the effects suck, and it just looks so bad. Fight scenes all looked like a multicolour garbage pile vomited on screen. A total mess.



Stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really felt about it. wink
Posted By: Ken.C Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 07:05 AM
Originally Posted By: spiffnme
In Jurasic Park, you cheered for the T-Rex.


I cheer for the T-Rex in anything that Jeffrey Goldblum is in. I just keep hoping one will pop into the scene and kill him.

Of course, JP1 was light years better than JP3...
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:03 PM
But both far better than JP2.

Ha ha, but JP is the most entertaining of all!
Posted By: medic8r Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:33 PM
Why, thank you!!! (bows)
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 01:38 PM
Transform! Transform!


*claps*
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 02:32 PM
JP? Can you...ummmm.. ::kicks dirt with toe:: maybe introduce us to Megan Fox?

Or maybe at least go for a ride in the Bumblebee?
Posted By: Adrian Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 02:36 PM
I'd rather be introduced to the bumblebee and go for a .....
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 02:50 PM
JP's transforming noise just sounds like he's farting. . .and then he's still JP at the end.



Only with the windows open.
Posted By: medic8r Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 03:22 PM
I call it "venting plasma", heh heh ...
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 03:56 PM
Sean, I gotta tell you, your posts always make me laugh.

I know only a little of that is that I read them in a South Park voice.
Posted By: CatBrat Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/21/10 11:34 PM
I like the Transformers Movies.... (Silently sobbing).
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/22/10 12:14 AM
Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Sean, I gotta tell you, your posts always make me laugh.

I know only a little of that is that I read them in a South Park voice.


JP was really bummed that I didn't actually look exactly like my South Park avatar.




I'm a little taller.
Posted By: nickbuol Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/22/10 03:33 AM
Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Lots of people watch movies for plot. I like special effects, too, but if that's all you can point to as a reason to watch a movie, then it's a bad movie. If you're ok with moviemakers polishing turds with flashes and booms, and support them with your wallet, then I guess you'll continue to be impressed by the slide toward more formulaic mass-market entertainment churned out by Hollywood.


You are right on the mark. Why can't we have eye/ear candy AND a plot! I watch more plot filled movies than anything else, but to me a movie like this is just a big home theater demo. Who looks for plots in demo material? It is all about the whooshing surround, and the vibrant colors, etc, etc, etc. I put Transformers into that category. A lot of bits and pieces that look (in my opinion) and sound great, but together can still be a bit if a mish/mash of things. Is that what they call a "popcorn flick?"

You know what would be worse? Putting a Michael Bay action/explosion fest together with a John Woo slow-mo, main characters never get hit despite being the best shots in the world, combination... Then again, there are some slow-mo scenes in these movies now that I think about it.

How about we set off a EMP and stop them all!
Posted By: bdpf Re: Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer.... - 12/22/10 03:48 AM
Personally I enjoyed the 1st one (even the plot). The 2nd, I didn't like the story but enjoyed the A/V
© Axiom Message Boards