For the first time in decades, I used the word "pasted" to connote innebriated.
There are over 100 words/phrases in English slang that connote 'under the influence." Many are national/regional, so might be interesting and new to many.
legless, 3 sheets to the wind, blottoed, hammered....
Surprise us. Extra points for already being drunk before noon (EST). Dble. points for PST. See, Ken, I'm not that much of a zonist.
Sloshed, blitzed, wasted, hosed, wrecked, trashed, plastered.
It's been a really long time since I've been any of these. Really buzzed is about as high as I go any more, because I drink for flavor more than effect.
Blasted,juiced,pickled,sh*t-faced,hooched,plotzed.
I just drink beer, so I really don't see any of these affecting,affecting me!
There are a few KEY people who have not yet weighed in.
Maybe they're too snookered, slammed or stymied.
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink.
Pig food, stinkin' drunk...., (I now have writer's block).
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink.
It's the only glass house I have with shatterproof panes.
And assault turrets.
I didn't mean that. Never assault people with turrets.
Blotto, Tanked.
I think you guys got the rest.
No points for me.
My neighbour calls it getting "shi$$ered"
Stoned used to mean drunk.
Smashed, bombed, bent, loaded, pi$$ed.
Then there's the more clinical inebriated, intoxicated.
Has inebriated been said yet? Oh, I see it has in the one just before this one. Oops.
Jeeez, Cat, what're you...drunk?
I think I was flatulentated.
Lindsay Lohan Syndrome.
Robert Downeyitis.
Nice.
John Belushiated.
Keith Moonfaced.
Does that make me an alcoholic?
No, the pictures from your parties do that.
LOLOLOLOL.
Does that make me an alcoholic?
Only when your walking.
I'm walking in my dreams. J.P.....
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tanked, $hit faced, sloshed.
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before!
Also, I remember a conversation in my college days with a British guy who told me how "pissed" I was the night before. I said, "I was not!" But, he insisted. So, brilliantly, I asked him why I was mad. Of course, he laughed at me and told me I wasn't mad, but drunk. That was when I learned the British meaning of "pissed".
You were John Dalified, Mary.
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before!
I think Jack may have been talking about knockers.
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before!
I think Jack may have been talking about knockers.
No, but I was probably thinking about them. I usually am.
Asleep
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.
Probably Uranus.
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.
Probably Uranus.
Dat der is darned funny
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Asleep
They call that "passed out" where I'm from.
The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't.
Asleep
They call that "passed out" where I'm from.
The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't.
There was this guy at a lakeside party in Ontario once, and even though seated, only a couple of measly canvas straps kept him from face-planting the dock. Boy, was HE flying (rolling) blind. Really a bright, fun dude, but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause.
Mike, that's very true
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Toooooooooo funny, Bob.
but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause.
You're just jealous because he had the cool med bag.
Next time I'll share
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It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone.
George Thorogood-n-hammered might say otherwise...
It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone.
That's funny!
If you drink too much you might Winston Churchurl.
THE new cocktail to serve at tonight's Oscar party?
"The King's Slurred Speech"
According to the GalaGirls website, anyway. They invent a new one every year.