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Posted By: BobKay DRUNK - 02/25/11 03:45 PM
For the first time in decades, I used the word "pasted" to connote innebriated.

There are over 100 words/phrases in English slang that connote 'under the influence." Many are national/regional, so might be interesting and new to many.

legless, 3 sheets to the wind, blottoed, hammered....

Surprise us. Extra points for already being drunk before noon (EST). Dble. points for PST. See, Ken, I'm not that much of a zonist.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 04:04 PM
Sloshed, blitzed, wasted, hosed, wrecked, trashed, plastered.

It's been a really long time since I've been any of these. Really buzzed is about as high as I go any more, because I drink for flavor more than effect.
Posted By: SBrown Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 04:21 PM
Blasted,juiced,pickled,sh*t-faced,hooched,plotzed.

I just drink beer, so I really don't see any of these affecting,affecting me! whistle
Posted By: BobKay Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 04:43 PM
There are a few KEY people who have not yet weighed in.

Maybe they're too snookered, slammed or stymied.
Posted By: Lampshade Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 04:47 PM
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"

Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink.
Posted By: CatBrat Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 04:52 PM
Pig food, stinkin' drunk...., (I now have writer's block).
Posted By: BobKay Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 05:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"

Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink.


It's the only glass house I have with shatterproof panes.

And assault turrets.

I didn't mean that. Never assault people with turrets.
Posted By: tomtuttle Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 05:23 PM
Blotto, Tanked.

I think you guys got the rest.

No points for me.
Posted By: Rock_Head Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 05:59 PM
My neighbour calls it getting "shi$$ered" grin
Posted By: Ken.C Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 06:19 PM
Stoned used to mean drunk.
Posted By: medic8r Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 06:43 PM
Smashed, bombed, bent, loaded, pi$$ed.

Then there's the more clinical inebriated, intoxicated.
Posted By: CatBrat Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 06:48 PM
Has inebriated been said yet? Oh, I see it has in the one just before this one. Oops.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 06:55 PM
Jeeez, Cat, what're you...drunk?
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 07:07 PM
Ghadafi-ized.
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 07:12 PM
Charlie Sheenerated.
Posted By: CatBrat Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 07:15 PM
I think I was flatulentated.
Posted By: medic8r Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 07:25 PM
Lindsay Lohan Syndrome.

Robert Downeyitis.
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:00 PM
Ted Kennedebriated.
Posted By: medic8r Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:12 PM
Nice.

John Belushiated.

Keith Moonfaced.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:38 PM
Originally Posted By: BobKay
legless


Does that make me an alcoholic?
Posted By: Ken.C Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:39 PM
No, the pictures from your parties do that.
Posted By: medic8r Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:47 PM
laugh LOLOLOLOL.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:47 PM
laugh
Posted By: CatBrat Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 08:58 PM
Originally Posted By: wheelz999
Originally Posted By: BobKay
legless


Does that make me an alcoholic?


Only when your walking.

Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:18 PM
Jim Morristoned.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:20 PM
I'm walking in my dreams. J.P..... smile.
Posted By: SirQuack Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:36 PM
tanked, $hit faced, sloshed.
Posted By: SBrown Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:39 PM
Mel Gibsonized
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:41 PM
Neil Bong.
Posted By: sonicfox Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:42 PM
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! laugh

Also, I remember a conversation in my college days with a British guy who told me how "pissed" I was the night before. I said, "I was not!" But, he insisted. So, brilliantly, I asked him why I was mad. Of course, he laughed at me and told me I wasn't mad, but drunk. That was when I learned the British meaning of "pissed". grin
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:48 PM
You were John Dalified, Mary. laugh
Posted By: pmbuko Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:48 PM
Originally Posted By: sonicfox
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! laugh

I think Jack may have been talking about knockers.
Posted By: medic8r Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 09:54 PM
Huh? Where?
Posted By: Ajax Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 10:24 PM
Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Originally Posted By: sonicfox
One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! laugh

I think Jack may have been talking about knockers.
No, but I was probably thinking about them. I usually am.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/25/11 11:09 PM
Asleep


Posted By: fredk Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 12:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"

laugh
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 05:32 AM
Originally Posted By: fredk
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"

laugh
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.

Probably Uranus.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 12:32 PM
Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Originally Posted By: fredk
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"

laugh
Dunno, but I bet its interesting.

Probably Uranus.


Dat der is darned funny laugh!
Posted By: michael_d Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 06:53 PM
Originally Posted By: wheelz999
Asleep



They call that "passed out" where I'm from. smile

The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't.
Posted By: BobKay Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 07:15 PM
Originally Posted By: michael_d
Originally Posted By: wheelz999
Asleep



They call that "passed out" where I'm from. smile

The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't.


There was this guy at a lakeside party in Ontario once, and even though seated, only a couple of measly canvas straps kept him from face-planting the dock. Boy, was HE flying (rolling) blind. Really a bright, fun dude, but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 09:12 PM
Mike, that's very true smile.

Toooooooooo funny, Bob.
Posted By: fredk Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 09:15 PM
Quote:
but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause.

You're just jealous because he had the cool med bag.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 10:29 PM
Next time I'll share wink.
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 10:47 PM
It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone.
Posted By: a401classic Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 10:53 PM
George Thorogood-n-hammered might say otherwise...
Posted By: SBrown Re: DRUNK - 02/26/11 10:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Adrian
It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone.


That's funny!
Posted By: Adrian Re: DRUNK - 02/27/11 05:00 PM
If you drink too much you might Winston Churchurl.
Posted By: BobKay Re: DRUNK - 02/27/11 07:59 PM
THE new cocktail to serve at tonight's Oscar party?

"The King's Slurred Speech"

According to the GalaGirls website, anyway. They invent a new one every year.
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