Well, you cant have that, but if you are an Amercian citizen you are entitled to:

A heated, kidney-shpaed pool
A microwave oven. Don't watch the food cook
A Dynagym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home
A king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan AND an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoe tree
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and, Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's Baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new Mastadon
A Maverick, a Mustang, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a Meteor, a Mercedes, a Mac Truck
A Mazda
A new Monza!
A moped
A Winnebago. Calihernia Winnebago's. We're givin' 'em away
Or how 'bout a McCullough chain saw?
A Las Vegas wedding?
A Mexican divorce?
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or
A baby's arm holding an apple?

Sorry, been listening to The Tubes all weekend.
Had ta get it outta my head.

I love "Remote Control" and "Completion Backwards Principle". I'm gonna go stick 'em in MY head now. Thanks!

Amazing band to see live! Then Todd got a hold of them and killed everything!

Good thing you and Tom noted the Tubes reference. Not being familiar with that, I was thinking I was going to have to FedEx you some jumbo sized pills.

I may proceed with that plan anyway.

You know, I don't think I want most of the things on that list.

I could use a new 4 bedroom ranch home with large home theater and green house sun room in quiet country setting near medium to large sized city.

But I didn't see it on the list.

I job I actual don't bitch about.

I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses).

Sigh. I would like to go back in time when wbcn was a great radio station, or a radio station at all, and when Mark Parentau was the funniest dj ever. That's what those song lyrics reminded me of.

I would prefer a Woogy Mammoth.
Yes I said "Woogy". When I was a kid I always referred to woogy mittens, woogy socks, woogy sweaters, etc. and when I went through the dinosaur phase... The Great Woogy Mammoth.

I have a new strategy, R2: let the woogy win!

Some unfulfilled promises hurt more than others.

I already have a baby's arm holding an apple.

And at one time in my life I was a White Punk on Dope.

But not woogies. Well, unless its a woogy wedgie...

I'm still laughing over "let the Woogy win."
Webster, are you monitoring this??

I think I have just about everything I want in life. I just want to have it for a long time.

I have life........ I'm happy!

+ 1

:-)

But I hear Life 2.0 is available at Wallyworld. Support the economy, buy a new life!

That reminded me of the movie The Island (which is a good movie and definitely worth a rental).

I won the lotto! Now I can go to the island!

Brian, did you like the movie?

It was a good movie.