SFB! I was even gonna give you that song for your campaign. I have the rights. (Afterall, she WAS a nun, you know).

A hotel maid! You fmoron! Couldn't you have just made a side trip to the Dominican Repulic or Guatemala for the exact same thing? Oh don't be stupid. You could have just boosted the uniform from the hotel and brought it with you to Honduras, DH!

Do you know how many fyears I've had to pull strings to get this close to inserting a French president with 2 Germanic names?!?

Sixty years I've waited for another Vichy government joke and ya blew that, too, AW!

We've been through this before, Nicky. This may be that "one more time" I've warned you about.

You know there is only one reason that French is still spoken. It's because I allow it, Medamnit!
OK, I'm a softy for French titles on paintings, but that's it!

You'd better ffix this and ffast, ffaswipe!

I DO help those who help themselves. But not to 'tang! And Meso-American 'tang at that! You fpuddle jumpin' pig.

Bob,,,,or umm God... err BobGod, umm GodBob, WverTF you are. LOL

You really need to start a full fledge blog so the whole world can enjoy your amusing rants. A GodBlog, or BobBlog or BobGodBlog.

I was going to suggest a Twitter feed but it would be a shame to limit you to so few characters and besides, Twitter doesn't rhyme with Bob or God or Godblog or anything else important for that matter.

Don't know why but this was my favorite part of the post

Edited by GOD (05/16/11 12:54 PM)

Dear God, please help me get that song out of my head!

Which one, the one that never ends?

and I thought I had issues...

Mine, too! It makes all my drivel seem so much more annointed.
I laugh whenever I see 'GOD' in ANY context here.

Sure thing.


Because it's you, Babe
Whenever I get weary
And I've had enough
Feel like giving up

You know it's you, Babe.....

S'that work for ya?

So THAT'S how you created pure evil enemies!

Insert "lesser of two weevils" joke here.