I'll start.

"I think they should make the arches in the McDonald's logo fatter," Tom said emphatically.

"I love Christmas wreaths, " opined Tom.

This one's stretching it a bit:

"Yes, I know her biblically," illuminated Manuscript Mann.

"It's time for your digital exam," pointed out Dr. Tom.

"Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales," crowed Count Tom.

I had never heard of this phenomenon and had to look it up. Took a little while to really get it, and to decipher your last one. In related news, a med school classmate of mine was a dead ringer for Adam Duritz. Uncanny.

There are some awesome Tom Swifties at http://www.fun-with-words.com

"I'm certain there is no better speaker for the money than this M3," opined Tom axiomatically.

I had to look up "Tom Swifties" as well
or as I have now come to call them... "Enhanced Adrians".

"I'm losing my hair!" tomtuttle bawled.







Yeah, I'm there with ya, buddy.

Have you seen Bill Murray lately? His awesomeness is undiminished.

"This sore is getting deeper and changing colors! COOL!" exclaimed Uncle Fester.

"This insect looks paralyzed," noted Auntie Mame.

"You can't stop me, Daleks! I'm on a roll!" yelled Tom Baker.

I think the Androgum are the ones who would want Tom Baker on a roll.

Yeah, they me look like I have the appetite of a bird.