So now I'm______________________________________.
... getting the popcorn to wait for the responses to come in.
... confused as to when I got married.
... going to wear tutu's around the house.
…going to hire a professional knob polisher.
...butt-naked, sitting on my couch, listening to my Axioms.
with a smile on my face...
........to finally signing the divorce papers.
...going to get to have a threesome.