Tommy can you see me? Tommy can you hear me?

I usually get typecast as Uncle Ernie, but this'll be OK---for a while.

Dibs on being the tape remover.

"This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me."

My moustache and soul patch are now on the reverse side. Would you like them as a souvenir? They are already suitable for framing.

Should be an easy sell on EBay right now. It is Movember and surely someone out there is failing at growing a stash.

We are already calling one failing Movember participant here at work, "Babyface <Last name>". Last name withheld to protect the hairless.