My sister emailed this to me today, I thought it was great...

That's really funny!

LOL, good one.

That's pretty cleaver.

I like it! Beats all the usual scenarios you see.

Wouldn't a Sidewinder have been more effective? Ramming is so 16 hundreds.

I went to some online news outlets looking for more info. Sorry to say, guys, but I think it's a hoax.

Gee, thanks a lot, Bob! What are you gonna tell us next? There's NO Santa Claus??

Of course not! I, mean, there he is, right in those photos. I think it's a hoax only because I believe there should have been more fatalities.

Like reindeer poo smeared everywhere.

And Santa bits.

A good opportunity to test that "bowl full of jelly" theory.

National Enquirer headline:

Santa's Autopsy Photos, Revealed!

Edit: Bill Cosby seen exiting coroner's lab.

Bits of Elves Found!

Wow

Elves Lives!

Santa ate him, too.

Or was it the other way around?

That would be an epic battle - kind of like CV's avatar!

Ha! Truly!

Elves has left the building.


You had to figure something like this would happen sooner or later, flying with no marker lights and such.

No marker lights? What about Rudolph?

He must've had a cold that night.

Or Dasher covered his nose again.

I'm sure Rudolph's nose being completely covered was the problem. This may sound made-up, but it's snot.