Very cool.

I'd drown for sure.

It IS cool, though.

IIRC, there was anarticle on this product in last months Popular Mechanics.

Here's something very similar that was shown on FAUX NEWS.

Jet pack epic fail!

On that same page, there's a thumbnail for "The Best Pole Dance Ever." Are you guys losing it, or are toys THAT important?!?!

I'd pay $50 to see a video of Cam strapped to that thing, flying through the air, with a giant grin on his face.

If I tried that, I'm sure I'd fly out the water with a reef shark attached to my ass.

So... how is that different than any other day?

The ones in the ocean don't work for the gov't.

Not even the ones who work for Fisheries and Oceans?

I just don't want a gov't shark to take a bite out of my deficit.

So, you admit it's a deficit and not a surplus?

He must not be getting enough carbs. To the Olive Garden, STAT! This man needs some junk in his trunk!

And grinning I would be!

I'd need someone to control the propulsion for me, and seeing you're paying, I'd have to let you take the helm .

Wait, let me rethink this....

We seem to have run into a surplus over the Holidays.

Not likely. We're much to big to be considered food by a reef shark.

I would, however, pay much more than $50 to see you come flying out of the water with a Great White attached to your ass.