Ben, I voted for your birthday to be a happy one!
Happy election day! Oh, wait... shoot....
Ehem, I mean Happy Birthday!
I'm medic8r, and I approved this message:
Happy Birthday.
Paid for by the medic8r no frills birthday committee, Kate Upton, Treasurer.
Happy Birth, and Happy Ejection Day.
It would be in(s)ane not to wish Ben a birthday today.