Exploratory Committee

Posted by: GOD

Exploratory Committee - 02/22/13 02:55 PM

Well, as expected, you all let the two-month mark pass on Tuesday without doing a damn thing! There's still time, but now the crush is on.

You have seven weeks to get it together. One of you must convene an exploratory committee and it will take another three people to manage the Gift Registries.

Look, this is no time to slough off! Mark turns 50 in less than 55 days, so get on it!

Mark, please don't fear it. Actuarily speaking, as an American male, half your life was over before you turned 39, so the pressure is definitley OFF.
Posted by: medic8r

Re: Exploratory Committee - 02/22/13 04:19 PM

Bob's back again!

I shall scream with joy!

Posted by: Ken.C

Re: Exploratory Committee - 02/22/13 04:42 PM

You mean boB.
Posted by: MarkSJohnson

Re: Exploratory Committee - 02/22/13 05:01 PM

Hey! It's KayBoB!

Bob, I already "have" my present: Joyce "bought" me a Turning class to learn what to do with my new(ish) Jet Lathe!

Of course, you could buy me a set of Robert Sorby tools or something!

Did you come back to watch me turn in my 10,000th post?

I wish you would stick around here. I'd like to keep in touch and I suck at answering email!
Posted by: fredk

Re: Exploratory Committee - 02/22/13 06:19 PM

Woohoooo!! Break out the instruments. Its time for an exploratory party. Don't forget to strap boB the patient down.
Posted by: chesseroo

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/23/13 05:53 PM

I had something different in mind when i read the title of this thread.
Posted by: GOD

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/25/13 10:34 AM

Would live to be "back," but this place is, for me, like a gay whorehouse. I could fritter away my time here all day, every day. (Ha! I don't think "fritter" aptly describes what one would do in a gay whorehouse---and why aren't there any gay whorehouses anyway? Oh, I remember! Because it's always free and anywhere there are more than 3 gay men in one place WILL become a whorehouse. Duh!)

Don't you guys wish that brothels merely had a single cover charge? Like a theme park, once you pay to get in, you can
do all the rides, all day long. Hmmmm? Anyone know any sex-addicted venture capitalists?
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/25/13 11:04 AM

Originally Posted By: KayboB
Don't you guys wish that brothels merely had a single cover charge? Like a theme park, once you pay to get in, you can do all the rides, all day long.

That would be nice, but if you stay long enough you'd have to use the bathroom, and they'd probably be occupied by senators fulfilling fantasies.
Posted by: GOD

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/25/13 12:03 PM

I forgot to say that I genuinely miss hanging out here with all of you. Then again, I also miss cigarettes, orgies, and Funny Bones.
Posted by: pmbuko

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/25/13 01:31 PM

Wasn't Funny Bones the name of DeForest Kelley's failed comedy tour?
Posted by: Adrian

Re: Exploratory Committee (this title is odd) - 02/25/13 01:34 PM

He's a doctor, dammit!!! not a comedian.