Divide the surface area of the head of your pin by the square root of the gravitational constant times h bar divided by the speed of light in a vacuum to the power of 3.

Simple. That's a lot of angels.

I did the dimensional analysis and the units don't work out to angels.

That's the problem

A blunt of Bubba Kush can fix that problem.

Wake and bake, Philip.

Oh, I'm buried in the law today. No music for 2x6spds for a while.