When you're the last poster on 4 out of 5 forums (fora ?), there are only two conclusions you can reach.

1. You're posting too much

2. You need to post on that last forum before you go to bed

G'night, all !!

twinkle, twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are..
up above the world so high.
like a diamond in the sky..
twinkle, twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are.

oh wait, its 8:15am...

(think cheech and chong)
Da-Da-Dun, Da-Da-Dun, Duh-Duh-Dun..
my momma talkin to me try to tell me how to live..
Da-Da-Dun, Da-Da-Dun, Duh-Duh-Dun..
but i dont listen to her cause my head is like a sieve..
Da-Da-Dun, Da-Da-Dun, Duh-Duh-Dun..
my father he disown me cause i wear my sistas clothes.
Da-Da-Dun, Da-Da-Dun, Duh-Duh-Dun..
caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose..
Da-Da-Dun, Da-Da-Dun, Duh-Duh-Dun..

anyone...?

earache my eye?

please dont tell me im the only one into cheech & chong? that would be a shame..

bigjohn

Good, are you done spitting on me too?

"Who is it?"
"Man, let me in. It's me Dave."
"Who?"
"It's me, Dave."
"Dave?..........Dave's not here!"

OK ya'll.. glad i aint alone out here..

i used to have that on vinyl, but it got lost, broke, or stolen. i used to wear this album out.. funny part was, i had no idea what the joke was all about til i got older.. OOOHH! they were high..? ok, now it makes sense..

bigjohn

License??? Ain't it back der on da bumper???

HARD HAT!!!!

"Keep a knockin', but you can't come in..."

"And now children, say hello to Sargent Stadanko..."

WhatFurrer

class... Class... SHUUUUUUUTT UUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!


thank you.

Bueller? ... Bueller?

Its doberman.

This is your subtitute teacher "Sister Marry Elephant"

tick tick tick Ok Bob for $1,000, what is your name? "Oh man I know this one" tick tick tick 5 seconds Bob....tick tick tick "Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbb"

tired of that steady drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea? well, try peter-rooter today!!

bigjohn

Nice try, but not Cheech and Chong.......

I'm a basketball Jones, justa basitball jones!!!
That basitball, was like a basitball to me.....