I hope I do not make anybody upset by posting this, but I could use the forum's help. I am entered in a contest hosted by a local radio station in Cincinnati. It is located here
http://www.wkrq.com/pages/n_hothusband.php (I am Jeff)
I know this might not look that great, but hear me out. I am married and my mother in law is battling breast cancer. My father in law puts everybody first and never takes care of himself. I want to win this contest and donate the prize to him. That is why I am aksing you to vote(Even if you think I am extremely ugly)
I am also known as the popcorn guy, because I sell popcorn equipment for Gold Medal. If you are in the market for a popcorn machine, I will do everything I can to make sure you get the best deal possible.
Please help me out with this.:)
If this kind of post is not permitted on here, please let me know and I will delete it.
Thanks,
Jeff(Coach aka Popcorn guy)
Link
OK, You got our vote ...
Jeff is down 850 to 831, the last I checked. Third place is 79, so this is close.
You're hangin' in just behind Vince. Good luck.
My wife looked at Jeff's and Vince's picture. Her response ?
"Vince has a lot of friends" ...
You won my vote through the M60 degrees of separation.
It's the least I can do for an Axiom owner.
Jeff is within 9 votes. We need Amie and the Dwight women's league to log in and vote ...
OK Jeff; one more for ya
I vote for your wife man, your one lucky dude. Good Luck
Jeff's in the lead now!
Anybody who owns 60's gets my vote. Good luck man
oz
Along with this contest, my wife has been collecting donations to help fix up their house because my inlaws do not have alot of money and this time around the insurance company is not covering nearly as much as they did the first time through. We are going to do our own version of Extreme Home Makeover while she is in the hospital next week. Our goal is to remodel her family room, bedroom and hopefully part of the kitchen.
Just added one more for Jeff, now has 27 votes more than Vince.
Up to a 36 point lead now...
I guess this is why we don't allow online elections for government positions
From one Axiom owner to another, you have my vote.
One more vote for you, Jeff. Good luck!
Up by 46, but maybe this runs to the end of the month.
Ok you got mine too...not that there's anything wrong with that.
THANKS! If anybody would like to help out and send this post to any other sites, that would be awesome!
Keep the voting coming!
voted, .....it's now Jeff 920, Vince 868
Btw the station call letters (WKRQ) reminded me of the TV show WKRP
thats about the gayest thing ill ever do--good luck
btw-did spiff vote?
I'm in for this. 55 vote lead!
I do not even know where Cincinnati is but voted anyway. You seem to be leading, good luck. I will give you one more vote from my office PC
THANKS AGAIN! Maybe I will get some more votes if I upgrade the M80's lol
I REALLY appreciate all the voting!
In reply to:
THANKS AGAIN! Maybe I will get some more votes if I upgrade the M80's lol
I promise you one more vote if you upgrade ME to the M80s!
Just voted for you... You are leading 958-880. I'm going to walk over to my wife's computer, have her vote.
OMG......I can't believe I just did that......I feel violated for some reason....You owe me big time Jeff.
You're now at 961 to a trailing 885.
And another one!
Good luck.
Rich
What Ron said.
I didn't even mention that site to my wife.
yeah - I voted. Is there a reason why I feel kind of dirty now, though?
Well!! Not ONLY did I vote for Jeff, but I also won the HOURLY PRIZE!!! Whatever that is
Thanks Ray!
I am still happily enjoying my Denon 2900! Best upgrade I have made in a long time!
OK. I have voted for Jeff. Now what?
another one .....almost 100 votes ahead.
i am not doing this again !!!!!!!!!!
I tried to vote twice. Didn't work.
Yep, it keeps track of your IP address I believe, tried deleting cache/temp files to vote more than once. I have a whole lab of computers at work, I can vote about 10 times on Monday.
I'm pretty sure clearing your cookies does it, but that's annoying.
SIR QUACK,
That would be awesome if you could take advantage of the ten computers and vote for me. My wife thanks you, she is sitting here as I type this..:)
I am also thankful for this site to allow me to post this. I was on another website and they sent me a rude email, and booted my post.
Nope Cookies has nothing to do with it...
The way things are looking, you have over a 100 votes on the next guy, things are looking pretty good.
I guys are a great looking couple, and I wish you and your family the best...Randy
I stand corrected, for some reason the other night after I cleaned up my cookies, closed/reopened the browser, it still said I had already voted, today it worked fine.
You could always stop by the library today and vote there. And the computer cafe around the corner. And your neighbors computer. etc.
Or, if the radio station finds out you're ballot stuffing, they could cancel your entry. 1 vote only might be the best idea, folks...
In reply to:
I also won the HOURLY PRIZE!!! Whatever that is
A date with Jeff.
Bren R.
I don't know about that.......lol My wife might not like that.
In reply to:
I don't know about that.......lol My wife might not like that.
Or worse... she might!
Bren R.
Looking good; from down by 20 when first posted here to up by 120 now.
I hope that I will be able to hold on until the contest is over...
Thanks for voting.
A bit late...but one from Texas...
Just helping out a Fellow Axiomite...
WhatFurrer
Jeff, coming from a chick, I'm gonna have to honestly say that you're one of the hottest guys on there...ya got my vote! You're way cuter than the number 2 guy!
Looks like you're clearly on your way to winning! Good luck!
Funny thing is, I keep forgetting you're female.
Bren R.
One more vote, Jeff...must say i agree with Tom and Ron voting for the hottest guy was a little strange, but i think i'm secure enough in my masculinity. Now just have to go home to my gf tonight and try some of the tips from the Sex Fairy thread.
Thanks for the votes! It appears that Vince will not go away. He has cut my lead down by 5 already today.
Thank you for all the kind compliments ladies!
In reply to:
Thank you for all the kind compliments ladies!
Um, that was directed at sonicfox and. . . . . .Bren?
If so, he needs a new avatar.
In reply to:
Um, that was directed at sonicfox and. . . . . .Bren?
If so, he needs a new avatar.
Ummm...I've got a an extra one handy if he needs one...
Ok, cleared the cookies and temp files, voted again, Jeff's up by 109.
In reply to:
Ummm...I've got a an extra one handy if he needs one...
Even squinting at it doesn't help.
Thanks for all the votes!
I voted for you again on my wife's computer.
I have to think that Vince is having people voting on his behalf. Personally, I don't even think he's a good looking guy. Oh well.
Oh hey! Guess what the poll says now!
In reply to:
This poll is closed. Votes are no longer accepted.
Congratulations buddy!
I am not sure that it was discussed:
"What was the prize?"
Inquiring minds want to know...
WhatFurrer
*cough* on the first page of the link *cough*
Jeff, tell me that your wife has sweetened the pot on this deal.
Because, if you were REALLY desperate for support in order to get, um, a pedicure and customized facial, I, um, am a lot less comfortable.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
We are going to give my father in law the prize as a thanks for everything he does. He is going through alot right now and never takes time for himself...
I WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR VOTING FOR ME!
It appears that the contest is over and I am the winner. My wife was contacted today by the producer, so I am hoping that they call tomorrow.
My mother in law is home recovering after surgery yesterday and we will know more about how bad her cancer is on Thursday.
I will keep this post updated on how things are going.
Thanks again!
Congrats cutie
. Tell your mother in law I wish her well.
Great news, keep us posted.
Randy
Congratulations on your win, Jeff; and please send all our best wishes to your Mother In Law.
...ya done good!
Rich.
OK...so I got to this thread too late. But, dang, if that picture is really of you, how could you possibly lose?
It really is me.. It is amazing what photoshop can do to a person's' appearance....lol
Thanks for thinking about me!
Uh, Jeff... Spiff (Craig) is a gay man.
Just wanted you to know.
Bren R.
Thank you. I did not know that....
...because of course no straight man could possibly notice or god forbid admit that another man was good looking.
It's a disease I'm sure you are aware of Craig. Straight men think that saying someone is good looking really means they want to have sex with that person. It's a hold-over from the Neanderthal days. I suppose gay men have just evolved beyond that.
In reply to:
...because of course no straight man could possibly notice or god forbid admit that another man was good looking.
That wasn't my point, Craig... with your androgynous avatar of Mr. Bear and the recent revelation that SonicFox is, in fact, female (
) just thought I'd point that out before things got awkward.
In hindsight, probably was unnecessary, though. I apologize for holding guided tours of your gender and sexuality.
Anyone who has tickets for future tours can turn them in at the box office for a full refund.
Bren R.
LOL. Nice drama.
I can't tell when guys are good looking. I can tell when they're ugly.
Hope I don't breach protocl, but I've wondered to myself a few times, "How is it that gay guys clearly can tell what constitutes beauty in the female form and face, yet not want a piece of that? How could one like hairy man-ass, yet not like smooth lady-ass?"
It doesn't make any sense to me. (And, please, no NY Times psycho-babble [I like that one craigsub] about me compensating, or whatever. I reckon if I was man-shopping I'd go for Leonardo di Caprio - he's pretty hairless and girly.
)
I don't think you'll be taking any trips on the good ship Brokeback any time soon Bigwill.
I've been married to the same gal now for goin' on 39 years, and it seems the pretty natural thing to do.
We were in a church choir a few years back(not "overly" religious, just like to sing)but the wife was also the choir directors' secretary and often after choir practice we'd end up sticking around a bit after everyone else had left, finishing up.
Often, just for giggles, I'd try to get out of the place earlier by suggesting that nature intended that the wife and I must sneak home quick while the kids were still asleep!
The choir director, a young man nearly our age, whould sometimes kiddingly comment: "May I watch?"
I was flattered that he would be interested in my wife and must have found her attractive! But that of course it was out of the question!!
Later on; we discovered that he was in fact gay, and was apparently more interested in....!!
Ok....guess at that point I was EVEN MORE flattered, although I'm sure my face turned red, when he later would again say: "May I watch?"!
LOL. Good one.