http://lifetechnology.org/teslashield.htm

Please dont tell me people are actually getting sucked into this.

Link Police By the way, can you provide any facts that it isn't legit?

http://lifetechnology.org/teslashield.htm

People buy anything. LINK

Please tell me you have one! I need to know all of you are safe.

Don't be silly, Randy, it clearly states that:"The energy levels of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield(TM)can be measured by radionic equipment". I'd suspect that Dan has spent has money on AV stuff and doesn't have the dorm room properly equipped with "radionic equipment"(my own is in the shop for repairs, otherwise I'd certainly order the product).

And the phallic nature of this photo says it all.

Bren R.

Symbolism at its best. Or worst.

You guys do what you want - I'm sticking with my Pet Rock and crystal pyramid!

"The atomic structure of the outer shell has been altered, so that it is in resonance with a high-frequency vibration of the life force. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ possesses a field of energy capable of penetrating any living thing - plant, animal or human."

Ooooh...sounds sexy! But I can think a better and more reliable device than this!

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The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ possesses a field of energy capable of penetrating any living thing

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Kinky.

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Don't be silly, Randy, it clearly states that:"The energy levels of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield(TM)can be measured by radionic equipment". I'd suspect that Dan has spent has money on AV stuff and doesn't have the dorm room properly equipped with "radionic equipment"(my own is in the shop for repairs, otherwise I'd certainly order the product).
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My axioms = Radionic Resonant Equipment

I bought one, makes everything sound better. Amazing. Just having it in the room perfectly picks up the resonances of my Axioms, and my personal resonance, thus projecting my mood onto the sound of the Axioms. Highly recommended.

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Yea... :-)

" thus projecting my mood onto the sound of the Axioms. Highly recommended."
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What happens if you are in a bad mood.

Bose sound?

Ohhhhhh.... ala Homer....

will this product have any effect on the length of time required to nuke a hot pocket?

I would've bought it had they offered it in blue.

From the disclaimer:

"Everyone has the duty and absolute right to think, evaluate, research, learn, and act autonomously. It would appear prudent for anyone to refrain from adopting any course of action without first understanding the basis and reasons thereof, including seeking the advice of trained, licensed professionals."

Which I think means:

Before you buy this thing, you should have your head examined.

Crystals for the iPod generation.

ROTFLOL

Ever wonder what the product is *half off* from? Since no one else sells this thing...how is it half off...if it looks like this offer is indefinate?