I make new posting. i lerk here an ejoy the audiopile postings.
it is long time,, im off the broads. everyones know that jonk is breast at audio posting? but i thin he not know the speker wire an vynil, LIKE I . also when i make aposting some web pro says i am big fake. HA! WEB PRO CAN CHECK MY COMPUtors urinal# an see i am tru world audiopile not big fake see? everyone at faktory and all axiomoes have ggood time an i will to because i am with my big rig now! remeber i can bring the vynils to your house but ground soft might mak big ruts in yard HA!! SEE?
REFLECT! AXIOMOES!!

...n biggie is bak! no fel badde jonk

I work at burger king, ding fries are done ding fries are done.

You heard him, web pros. What is his urinal number?

That was great!

We really must stop agreeing this way.

That's it, no more drugs for me...

But I will never get off "the broads"!

See! See what doing jenkem does to your brain!
And the upholstery of your rig.

LMAO. Big W is definitely a show-stopper

Am I the only one that thought that this episode seemed a little stale?

sircrack, i glad you like your job at the burgr king, an thankx to my fans Here.
remeber Axiom speakers are best.
Axiom broads are breast becaus they have the bbigwyrs! see?

REFLECT!

Even if it's only you and me, that'd still make the answer, "No."

Let's be nice here and do bbigliar a ffAvor.

He must get awfully lonely on the road all the time.
Let's set up a blind date for him----a 3-way blind date.

I'll contact Solidstate and JBall to see when they're available. Boy, that'll keep that rig toasty on a 3-dog night.

But he'll still need to air out the jenkem.

Jonk and Sircrack......

Yes me too Doc, it's a little too Borat!

OMG! In our long-standing quest to find the true identity of our beloved bbigwyrs, we have completely neglected the possibility that his ACTUAL identity came AFTER bbiggie's.

J'accuse Bob!

He's smart enough to pull it off, and hasn't denied it yet.

::smug smiley::

Bbiggie might be past his prime, but I still laugh. "Axiom broads are breast becaus they have the bbigwyrs" is pretty classic.

I have never had to invent a character in order to piss people off. And if I wanna make 'em laugh, I simply tell 'em the truth.

Well, I briefly considered composing an appropriate response, as I did previously, but the sheer brilliance of checking the "urinal #" and the "Axiom broads" with the "bbigwyrs" has intimidated me.

Why does my head hurt every time I read his posts?

It's sheer laughter for me! Quite a creation.

I have more success understanding Spinoza's obscure philosophy than what BB writes. It is funny though, I think.

What happened with his snow plow business and all the happy customers? I hope he didn't get a bigger truck!

Putting Spinoza and BB in the same sentence gives you a first-class seat on the jet to hell.

Yeah bbigwyrz, your crew left their mark with my mailbox and the road (lots of big ruts) this winter season!

Now that the winter season is coming to an end are your plans going back to trucking in the bbigRig? I hear there is lots of money to made in heavy machinery like excavation.

bbigwyrz Excavating & Backhoe Service has a nice ring to it.

What? Should I have referenced Nietzsche?

Fixed

Nice!

Biggie, please post some pictures for us of your tru audiopile setup or maybe of your big rig or snow plow.

Don't encourage him

Must check my PC's urinal # for capabilities it may have that might come in handy. . .

Cheers,
Alan

Does this mean bbigwryz will finally be revealed?

The truth is out there (in the Urinal#).

That's not a literal denial. The fact that you haven't HAD to invent a character doesn't mean you didn't invent one just for the heck of it.

Is the truth to which you refer = "vynil is brest"?!?!

Don't you enjoy picking up new and used vynil around Gangland?

And there'd be lots of snow plow business up there.

I'm just sayin' ...

No, it wasn't a denial, was it?

I'm tellin' ya, the flaw in the logic we've had all along is thinking that bbigwyrs came AFTER the establishment of his author's identity.

I don't think it is Bob. I don't recognize any of his comedy genetics in the postings.

I think Mr. Wires is real. I have faith in him. I want to be Axiomoe. I want to reflect.

One of the interesting things about Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) is that each identity, or alter, can have not only its own personality style, with unique speech patterns, emotions, and behavioral tendencies, but even unique laboratory chemistry values and EEG patterns.

I was skeptical of the condition until I had a patient in residency with a convincing case of DID. A good actor could play the roles of alters convincingly, but it'd be a real stretch to think that someone could alter his overall EEG patterns like that. It is astounding to see, and part of the big picture of why I find psychiatry so interesting and fulfilling.

So, if it were the case that Bob (or anyone else on the forum, I guess) truly has DID, as he has joked, and that bbigwyres is one of his alters, then it would be natural that bbigwyres' sense of humor (as it were) would be totally distinct from Bob's.

Moreover, another feature of DID is that the alters often aren't aware of what the other alters are doing. That is, if Bob switches to bbigwyres, then "Bob" is in the dark/asleep, however you want to picture it. This amnesia is part of the dissociative process. There are other interesting dissociative processes such as fugue states, but I digress. The point is, Bob could even be bbigwyres and not know it!

Wow. I may get a published paper out of this board yet!

I think we should just assume it's Bob, then.

All in favor?

Ok, I guess it explains why Bob was so confused about his birthday.

We are all Axiomoe now!

Reflect to that !

Oh no! It's DEVO AXIOMOE!

I aspire to be an Audiopile.

I'm liking JP's theory on this. Especially after slamming through the first two seasons of The United States of Tara recently.

I must an offering. Cardas or Kimber cables, I wonder...

Oh, Mr. Wires. Please be real.

Wow, you changed your user ID from Lampshade to Lampaxiomoe?

That's dedication! Or obsession, I guess.

Bob, is that really you in yet another identity? Has anybody ever physically seen Lampy and Bob together?

Bob is awfully quiet lately. Could my ramblings be onto something?

Maybe ask the Possum if he has seen anything.

Well, following the DID theory, it could even be your or, hmm... maybe Tom.

Picture Bbiwyrz driving down the road in his Mercedes bigrig, roof down, hair blowing in the wind, M80s ducktaped to the back seat...

Edit: REFLECT!

I feel like Linus waiting in the pumpkin patch,

[quote=fredk Picture Bbiwyrz driving down the road in his Mercedes bigrig, roof down, hair blowing in the wind,... [/quote]

That pretty much counts out JP, Tom, and me.

Sorry, fixed.