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#403285 - Yesterday at 03:42 PM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: Ajax]
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Jack, your demographic, and your general nature, puts you in a unique place to exploit any and every opportunity to compliment a woman without consequence -- and perhaps with benefit. laugh
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#403289 - Yesterday at 04:57 PM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: pmbuko]
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Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Jack, your demographic, and your general nature, puts you in a unique place to exploit any and every opportunity to compliment a woman without consequence -- and perhaps with benefit. laugh


Hadn't thought about it that way. Perfectly logical that a lovely young woman would NOT look upon an old flatulence, like me, as a threat and thus be receptive to the compliment. The older ones just might be flattered enough to be interested.
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#403308 - Today at 08:36 AM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: Ajax]
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Happy Birthday Mark!
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#403310 - Today at 08:51 AM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: onn]
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Ignore that other fake thread. This is the real Happy Birthday Mahk (whenever you feel like it)thread.
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#403320 - Today at 10:50 AM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: fredk]
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Fred's right, again! (That makes 16 times this year!)

HAPPY BITHDAY, MARKESS JOHNSON!
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#403321 - Today at 11:02 AM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: medic8r]
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
Gastroenterologist: OK, Mr. Johnson, just relax and we'll begin. Sorry that you came in on the week that our nurse bikini team is on vacation ... anyway, looking good so far, you did a good job with the prep ... wasn't that special Kool-Aid just the best drink ever? ... hey, I see something ... what's this ... it's a little sign ... what the? Nurse, get over here ... tell me what you see?!

Nurse: "Bob was here"


Baloney! Mark, or anyone for that matter, when YOU go to have yours, tell them you want Versed with a Dilaudid chaser or it's no go. (Well, don't use the word "chaser," OK?) You will be awake, but won't really "know" it. You will feel nothing, yet you will be talking. Nurses have told me about some of the wild things people say, confess to, ask for, profess, etc.

Apparently that O.R. table is where I have set a record for f-bombs per sentence, well, at least a personal best. I thought I was out cold. They should sell this stuff at Safeway!
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#403331 - Today at 01:00 PM Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson! [Re: medic8r]
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Fred nailed it.

Happy Birthday, Mark!
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