Alright guys, download this and have fun.
My best is 322.9ft. Thanks EddyZ.

Click once to drop the penguin. Click again to swing the bat.

Smashing Penguins

So fun, but quite addictive too! My best was 320.5 ft.

Poor penguins...

Try this link instead. The penguin flys alot further.

LINKY

Lot faster...........470' first try.

Cool... 571.4!!!!


Okay... okay... that was from http://www.palmtown.com/penguin/penguin2.html, the high scoring version. I got 320.4 on the regular one.

Woohoo, 523.6!

Then, about six whiffs. . .

P.S. That was off of Richey's link.

Much better! My farthest without sliding was 490.5, and 573.8 ft with sliding.

578.7 And no...my bat isn't corked!

This is more fun than it should be.

576.8. So there!

Farthest without sliding 490.7. With skipping... not as good as you guys. 567.4.

586.4

Does anyone else's game hang for a split second when the penguin is falling? I have tried several links and they are all the same way... I guess it could be on my end.

We need to have your batter tested, he looks a little bulky to me

319.3 and 574.3 too addictive must stop!

Well, this reminds me of the bad-taste joke that I was able to resist adding to the Joke thread: A young penguin walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "What'll you have?" "Anything but a Canadian Club".

hehe 492.2 without sliding. He came straight down.

In reply to:

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We need to have your batter tested, he looks a little bulky to me

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What, me on the juice?

Oh btw, 587.6.

588.3 skipping and now 492.5 on a faceplant. I need either an espresso or a Somimex. Or a life.

Why am I still doing this? 593.5 skid and 492.8 faceplant. SERENITY NOW!

This is way more fun than it should be.

492.5 faceplant
574.3 skipping

593-i cant stop,im going to be late for work

I have a cramp in my right hand and the mouse is beginning to act up.

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair.

The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong.

The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream.

When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car.

When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"

Oh, you think the Penguin game is bad, try Throw Paper

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

I got 43 the other night. After about two hours.

Curse you guys!!! Both games are really fun....haha I wonder how much productivity was lost due to these links.

Anyways 496 on the faceplant! I suck at the sliding

Weeeeee! 593.5 skipping.

Whoever goes over 600 first wins a pair of Axiom M3Ti speakers.

This one is gruesome, but someone hit 1002.2 ft.!

Link Police!

Try this.

Oops looks like you already edited.

Thanks for the back up!

Damn Mark! Hey, you sure you didn't open Photoshop!?

I can't seem to do a face plant with this one.

Photoshop is my friend!

I was gonna do that, but I'm far too lazy.

I once edited a scorecard on one of those putt putt golf games, got a hole in one on all of them except two. I had the guys at work freaking out and trying to beat me when they should have been doing their jobs...

941.1 feet so far on the gruesome one. This is sick.

edit - 983.8 feet.

842.3 on the gruesome one! and no photoshop required!

He must have landed on like 6-8 mines

896.4 with the gruesome one.

The bad news - My wife is leaving me ....

The good news ... 1058.4 feet ... ... They are coming to repossess the house now. help ! Oh yeah - 1064.8 feet.

Rookies. . .1109.9 gruesome.


It's all about the landmines. . .

970.4 on the gruesome one.

Ok beat 1251.3!!!

I got over the 1k mark with 1096.3

I concede. Your penguin whacking powers are superior.

I don't want to be stuck playing this game all night. . .

Well, just a few more tries.

This place is full of innuendos recently...

In the immortal words of MC Hammer: Can't touch this!

Haha I got lucky cus the first hit landed directly on a land mine and propelled it pretty far.