Directly from the Seanachie, Calgary (Somewhere West in Canada), here is a play-by-play account of the evening as reported by forum members having smuggled laptops into the topsecret meeting with the Heads of Axiomaudio.com (a very popular search engine to find Colquhoun Audio Laboratories Limited products).

Most of the participants have arrived. Oh! One of our correspondants is ready for a first report.

Take it away, Tex!

Does one of you have a web cam so the rest of us can take part via web conference?

Tap. Tap. Tap.

Is this thing on?

Can't hear or see a thing. Do you have a multimedia keyboard?

Guys, it's only lunchtime in Calgary.

But, yeah, let's test the web conferencing connection before it gets too late in the day.

I thought Eric was going to impart some secrets on us.....

We only hear back from the Calgarians (is that the name?) who are NOT attending! I think the others are already gone under cover.

Holy mackarel! You should see the size and shape of these new speakers!!!!!!!! Hang on...I'll just find out from Amie if I can talk about it...

Wake up, Tex! It's just a dream... You're still in Kansas...

Jealous, eh?