that special something? Now, you can restore his doglihood.

Complete models starting at only $819. Plus vet fees. In 3 firmness levels.

This, sadly, is not a joke. However, I will not refrain from ridiculing anyone who has purchased this product.

I sent that website to a friend some time last year. He's a vet. Some of the products he sees...way out there.

I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle.

Ok i stopped reading at the title.
The fact you looked at their options Ken, has me worried.

You know if you're done having kids, the puff of smoke option is far less drastic than the neuter.

I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying.

Saw the thread title and thought - "Neuticles!"

How did you wander upon them now, Special K?

Im just glad you said "Might not be" instead of "Wouldnt be"

Hmmm...

" Eliminate most scars up to two years old on pets. Simply massage CTI-ScarGon® sparingly on scar twice a day and see permanent results within 14 days. "

Is this to make the neuticle incision go away?

this thread reminds me of those rubber testicles you can get to put on your truck's hitch ... IIRC, they come in different sizes as well.

Whats next, a fake swollen belly and enlarged nipples for my fixed female dog.