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#208938 - 05/21/08 10:31 PM Is your dog feeling like he's missing...
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that special something? Now, you can restore his doglihood.

Complete models starting at only $819. Plus vet fees. In 3 firmness levels.

This, sadly, is not a joke. However, I will not refrain from ridiculing anyone who has purchased this product.


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#208942 - 05/21/08 10:35 PM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: Ken.C]
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I sent that website to a friend some time last year. He's a vet. Some of the products he sees...way out there.
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#208946 - 05/21/08 10:36 PM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: chesseroo]
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I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle.
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#208951 - 05/21/08 10:38 PM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: Ken.C]
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 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle.

Ok i stopped reading at the title.
The fact you looked at their options Ken, has me worried.

You know if you're done having kids, the puff of smoke option is far less drastic than the neuter.


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#208961 - 05/21/08 10:52 PM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: Ken.C]
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I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying.
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#208970 - 05/22/08 12:11 AM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: pmbuko]
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Saw the thread title and thought - "Neuticles!"

How did you wander upon them now, Special K?
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#208975 - 05/22/08 03:48 AM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: pmbuko]
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 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying.


Im just glad you said "Might not be" instead of "Wouldnt be"
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#208981 - 05/22/08 08:04 AM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: Haoleb]
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Hmmm...

" Eliminate most scars up to two years old on pets. Simply massage CTI-ScarGon® sparingly on scar twice a day and see permanent results within 14 days. "

Is this to make the neuticle incision go away?
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#208997 - 05/22/08 11:47 AM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: terzaghi]
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this thread reminds me of those rubber testicles you can get to put on your truck's hitch ... IIRC, they come in different sizes as well.
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#209004 - 05/22/08 12:11 PM Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... [Re: medic8r]
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Whats next, a fake swollen belly and enlarged nipples for my fixed female dog.
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