The wastebasket full of kleenex begs to differ.

If you take the "f" out of the last line, you'd be pretty close.

eww.

Hey, you brought it up. *innocent look*

Yeah, I'm going with eww all around..

This is my 9800th post. Somehow that seems so much closer to 10000 than nine thousand seven hundred something.

Hurry up so we can get the coronation underway.

I've been making a small effort.

I forget who does the actual crowning. Alan? Ian? Ian's mom?

I want to crown him!

Crown (transitive verb) blah blah blah, coronations, blah blah, oh yes, here we go, 6th definition: to hit on the head.

Peter's been needing a crowning for some time.