Kidding because I'm a vampire?

*starts filling pockets with garlic cloves*

garlic doesn't work. Only a wooden spike will do the trick. Or, have a were-man on hand to do the dirty work for you.

Now, stop talking about Hillary that way.

Sexist ba$tard.

I. don't want to enco.urage .you so I won't revea.l whether .I laughed. or not.

(Those random dots are just tea that sprayed onto the screen)

Too late! I'm encouraged! I have manic energy and can keep this up forever!

Forever until you die, that is.

I'll come back as a prairie dog or LOLcat and keep going ...