Because I almost cry when girls talk to me?

I'm glad to see the thread has fallen off the cliff.

tee hee!

Well played with, sir.

all these rainbow heads really are starting to take effect
not unlike a heavy dose of demerol

No such luck my friend. Lets try this tack. Talk to the girl of we'll be forced to track her down and tell her for you.

Now which would be less painful?

You know, I'm really not sure. I seem to be running into a lot of internal resistance. Once again, I got to go to comedy night with her, alone with her on the way there and on the way back, and... nothing. She even wanted me to get up and dance after the comedians did their routines, but I chose to be a sitting statue. I mean, I've never danced in public before, so it's going to be a big step for me to start, but really, what does it take to dance in a club?

I really need to learn how to help myself.

Get the girl and you won't have to anymore

About the rest, I say this in only the nicest way... but, Charles - you suck. Don't make me come there and go all "Biker Eye for the Straight Guy" on you.

Bren R.

Can you be a little more graphic with your threat? By a little I mean a lot. PM me. Ha ha ha.

Sounds to me like your already dating, just neither of you have actually said the word out loud.

And my God man, you just missed the best opening ever. No, you don't have to learn to dance like a pro, all you had to do was wait for a slow song and then tell her you that you are not comfortable dancing but could probably pull off a slow dance.

You even have the added advantage of being sincere instead of it being a 'line'.

Charles, I'm horrible at dancing, but I've found that no matter how bad your moves are, if you time them to the beat of the music you'll be fine. Believe me. Back in my college days I shared a balcony with the girls from next door. They always had friends over on the weekend and they inevitably wanted to go clubbing and dragged me along with them.

Just find the beat and stick with it.