Ha ha. In my experience, the only thing that hurts more than asking is hearing the answer.

The thing is that she's only 20. Her friends are going to be the same age. I probably shouldn't go out of my way to be the creepy old lecher.

Dan's weirder than I am.

Unpossible.

If she stares at you blankly, just say, "Don't worry, I brought the whipped cream!"

Anyways, the key is to play it like you don't care, because you shouldn't. Because if you don't care, then when the girl tells you that she "just wants to be friends" you can actually process that and move on rather than returning to her like a dog to its own...

Happy Birthday to Claire's boyfriend! I hate that I'm always going to associate July 4th with him now.

At least you know where to tell him to stick his fireworks.

Damm you Charles, I missed this whole thread because my dyslexia made me read the title wrong. I could have screwed this up for you in half this time.

Time for a baseball reference. Only way’s I know to get more hits are more at-bats and increase your average. Both of which might be facilitated by an:

After Action Review



Seriously it wouldn’t hurt to review what happened and how you might do things differently...before, as someone said above, you do a 360.

This requires pics, too.

CV's AAR.

Arm the missile and don't forget to point it in the right direction.

Sorry CV, couldn't resist.

I don't really feel comfortable taking pictures of a man's Roman candle, especially when he's sticking it somewhere.