That's right, you'll be so high on the adrenaline rush, you'll never want to go back.

Peter is sooo right! Unlike bikes, they don't yet manufacture "mountain chairs," so you'd get around a lot easier here, since we have tons more paved surfaces. We could send some people up there to finish the Trans Canadian Hgwy. for you.

While you're at it, could you flatten the Canadian Rockies and turn them into a giant WallyWorld parking lot? That would be sooo cool!

Here is a sample of everyday life in my and Bob's part of the world.

http://www.patriotledger.com/topstories/...inks-and-wrench

He was on smelling salts. The sausage, bread and cheese were appetizors before he "faced" the entrée.

You know, if the sausage links had been frozen, they might make a good weapon. However, even a soft, blunt object can briefly stun someone who is not expecting it. Pretty funny, until he started using a wrench. You would no longer be wondering if you were on a Candid Camera type show at that point.

I always feel refreshed whenever the perp is a honky.

I meant to write "bath salts".

Oh, Mr. Orwell. What fun you could have had if you were alive today.

NSA: It Would Violate Your Privacy to Say if We Spied on You

OK, more of an "In the News, a while ago" but might be interesting to you Axiomoes and audiopiles.

Anniversary of the Micro-Groove LP today.