Many years ago, before I met my wife, a coworker that I was interested in said that she broke up with her previous boyfriend for that exact reason.

"What an idiot!" I exclaimed sympathetically. "I wouldn't make that mistake!"

Sadly, I didn't get the chance to test out my theory. Shocking, I know; 'tis true.

I've passed that test.

That explains the broken laptop.

Lucky!

(Napoleon Dynamite, of course)

Oh, man.... when I used to play with both hands (insert joke here) I used to get 50-60 million frequently.

I got so good at it, I only play one handed now (insert joke here) and play one ball (insert joke here).

Seriously... I frequently get 1~2 million with the left flipper, on the first ball only. It was just taking too much time to use both flippers...I'd be playing a game for an hour!

I never played the first, either, but yeah, tethering enemies to things and to each other looks like a lot of fun, and how can you not love using the grappling hook to pull yourself everywhere and launch yourself up for some parachute action? Here's hoping it only gets crazier as development continues.

Several of you already know, but I've been sucked into a version of Bejeweled again, that being Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook. I can finally stop playing, since I just got the highest medal on it. Whew! The only problem is my sister wants me to keep playing so we can potentially win the laptop.

That is just sick, in the "good sick" kind of slang.

3D pinball on Windows? haven't played for years but I checked my highest score....25,983,250!

So where do I pick up my hot caregiver?