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#285199 - 01/04/10 03:44 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: terzaghi]
Ken.C Offline
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Registered: 05/03/03
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Today's (12/4/10) cracked me up to no end, but the whole strip is great. http://basicinstructions.net/
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#285255 - 01/04/10 10:24 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Ken.C]
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Registered: 03/07/05
Posts: 7412
Loc: Glendale, Arizona
He reminds me of Bren.
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#285288 - 01/05/10 12:17 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: St_PatGuy]
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Registered: 07/20/06
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And she could be Mary?

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#285942 - 01/08/10 09:31 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Murph]
Murph Offline
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Registered: 10/05/06
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Loc: PEI, Canada
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this. We noticed it in a neighboring building yesterday going for coffee. The picture is horrible as it was taken through a glass door with a camera phone. The ghostly image is the coworker with the camera but if you stare through it you will see that Santa is taking way too much liberty from the term, "Christmas Nutcracker."



The other funny thing is that the photographer tried to block the flash with her finger but instead it glowed like ET.
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#285951 - 01/08/10 10:10 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Murph]
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I found an internet comedy goldmine. The tagline of this site tells you all you need to know.

Sleep Talkin' Man

"My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from our of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I though it only fair to share them with the world."
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#286009 - 01/08/10 07:39 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: pmbuko]
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I would really like to hear audio clips of many of those quotes!
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#286498 - 01/12/10 11:46 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: St_PatGuy]
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Registered: 02/26/05
Posts: 5210
Loc: Vero Beach, Florida
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. '

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.'

Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.
'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.'

'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office. 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.

'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch since you got here.'
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#286907 - 01/14/10 07:09 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: RickF]
tomtuttle Online   happy
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Registered: 06/20/03
Posts: 8294
Loc: Tacoma
Recent discussion made me think of The Two Cow Philosophy of Government. There are other versions of this list, of course, but I thought some of these were particularly funny.
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#286930 - 01/14/10 10:26 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: tomtuttle]
fredk Offline
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Registered: 12/06/07
Posts: 7137
Loc: Canada
A bit of harmless fun.

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/100114/K011404AU.html

Reminds me of my days of sliding down the lower slopes of Mount Norkway in a dish pan.
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#286932 - 01/14/10 10:37 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: fredk]
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Registered: 12/27/08
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Loc: It's all about the location.
I met a beautiful girl the other day and she wanted to know if I liked breasts or legs, I told her I prefer a shaved sn*tch.

Anyway, they won't let me in at KFC anymore.
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