Couldn't find the Joke thread, so I'll post this here...
Clean up in aisle 25...
A husband and wife were shopping at their local Walmart when the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", he replies.
"Put 'em back, we can't afford them!" demands the wife as they keep shopping.
A few aisles further along, the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream...it makes me look beautiful", replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price!"
PA System.... "Aisle 25 cleanup, we have a husband down.... "
A person convinced against their will is of the same opinion still.