Fortunately, the grass doesn't grow high on the other side.

Size matters?

I just received this email from my parents whom are in Cuba-

Hi : Get up and shovel the snow you lazy bastard... F*%# its hot hot here.
Hope all is ok ...
Mom and Dad

Would love to hear more about the Cuba trip - I've always wanted to go there. I'm sure my perceptions are based as much on Godfather II and Tito Puente as anything, but still. Wish I'd had more time to spend with you and your family while in Dwight.

They go at least once a year, Tom; and love it. I'll definitely post some pics for you, and pass along some stories.

Wish I'd had more time to spend with you and your family while in Dwight. [/quote]

Tom, that's very kind, and I feel the same about you and everyone else .

Cats vs. metronome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmd5fenroU

No one should be without their UFO detector kit.

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."

I didn't know where to put this, but England just moved up a few notches on my list of places to visit.

So you’ve always wanted to run over a car with A Tank...