Don't denigrate yourself. The tuxedoes I had in mind were new, and designer!

Bob, I'm glad you hang around these forums.

People here used to think I was crazy. But assuming they're now grading on a curve, between your posts and Ken stabbing everyone, I'm looking like a pretty reasonable alternative.

::bracing for the stabbity, stabbity::

Don't worry, your current signature pic keeps you in the running.
Not a stabbity. OK, maybe a snickery.

Saturday Night Live TSA skit.

Another SNL TSA skit.

The following two contain colourful language.

News anchor fail compilation 2011.

The most important newscast you'll see (how the media works).

The Dali Lama joke was great!

I was once less than 10 feet from him and I had nuthin! Damn! I wasn't in awe or anything. I just wanted to get close enough to see if he smelled bad ( he did not), but I'm not offended by the smell of hard liquor anyway.

Cam, when the downtown city background photos of these network affiliates include less than 4 buildings over 17 stories high, your'e not exactly getting national caliber on-air "talent."

However, LA has tons of tall buildings (simply because they shouldn't), and netwtork affiliate news there is abysmal. I think there's a long-time weatherman there whose name is Rayne. Then again, we had a weatherwoman here named Chicage Windler.

Keep 'em coming, please. After all, stupid is stupid.

If you want to see something horrifying from the 80's, you tube search for the love boat and teri hatcher. She had a regular gig.

There is no one or no thing you could mention that would make me youtube The Love Boat. Even as a child who only had TFC (Two F__in Channels) I somehow knew it was wrong.

Hey wasn't Chicage Windler mentioned in the Negative Orange stalker song?

it's teri hatcher dancing.....

Not a Teri fan. I always wanted Superman to drop her.