"an undeclared eggplant"

Now that's funny!

I really want to make this flashing traffic sign in my neighborhood say "ZOMBIES AHEAD!".

Here's how.

He's a great salesman.

That's classic. The guy who dubbs those should do Dr. Phil, too. Same kind of voice.

Now I'd subscribe to cable again just to watch that.

[Dr Phil voice::" Now George, you gotta treat her better than that, yeah, she might be a f*%&ing b$&ch sometimes, but who gives a sh%t ":Dr Phil]
[George:: "but Dr Phil..."]
[Dr Phil voice:: "Don't make f$%@ing excuses now George, that kind of sh#t won't help your relationship...okay now let's bring on George's wife now and hear what the f*%#ing B^#%ch has to say":Dr Phil].....

Someone with a LOT of time on their hands extracted every single instance of profanity in the entire Sopranos series, and strung them together in order in this movie.

Someday I'll watch the whole damn show. I've got gaps I need to take care of.