The big ones seem to be particularly popular, so I hear. Silly me, I thought the BBC was the British Broadcasting Corporation.

Isaiah 46:9

My god is named Bob, and he's better than yours. Don't try to change me or else.... Deuteronomy 13:7-11

Back to Slicers: This will do the trick! I've used one, and it works awesome!

ChEsS!!!! That's it!! That's exactly the one I remember from all those snotty restaurants I worked in while pursuing my delusional art career.

And the name's so easy to remember. I jusy gotta keep recalling that it's bron, not blak.

MuiMuchasGracias
holy note to self: dispensations for RooDog.

Jeez, Shawn. I've never seen one like that. It look a lot less like a food preparer than it does a threat device. That does bring some big plusses, though.

Thanks again for the link.
another holy note to self: add a couple extra virgins after Shawn's apotheosis.

This Week's Supermarket Checkout HeadLines:

Enquirer:
"Osama Bin Laden--High on heroin, wife rats him out.
He cried and begged for his life."

Sounds more like a mafiosi hit, no?


And speaking of getting rich from prohibition rum running...

Boston Magazine:
"When Camelot Attacks--The inside story of the Kennedys' attempt to surpress the miniseries."

Stephen, I saw your quote this weekend.

You may be the preeminent physicist of your time,
but refering to heaven as a "fairy story," well that's a little beyond the pale.

Calling it a "story" was one thing, but ya had to make it personal, didn't ya? Ya just had to.

You know you had no right to ever think you would have a trophy wife (well, trophy to you, anyway).
Yeah, 'cause you're hot and so charismatic. Gimme a break! You're just R2D2 with a glasses and a bibliography.

And living this long? How the hell do you think THAT happened, you self-entitled, twisted-gobbed little snot. ALS was supposed to be a humility wake-up call. That was almost forty years ago!

How you gonna feel, suckah, when I let that filthy rich megalomaniac, Craig Ventner, find the Higgs-Bozon particle when he's on vacation, on the beach, by accident, and drunk.

I swear, one more "fairy story" and it's hat-trick time for Craigwipe.

He probably has no idea what heaven is anyway.

Now according to Revelations, this earth will one day (after the 1000 years, or millennium), will become the place where God the Father and Jesus and all of the angels, and the redeemed from earth will live. So, this means that heaven is a planet out there somewhere, in some galaxy. Just because he can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Kind of cool thinking that this planet Earth will one day be heaven.

...and the lions will sit by the lambs and the men will blindingly stare at god for eternity and will be in ecstasy for ever and ever.
(don't forget May is masturbation month).